"Many Sons And Lots Of Guns"
Dave Attell's Insomniac: Middle East edition
"These people live caves, they have no tongues, and they make guns with their bare hands."
Yup, Alabama is a Hell of a state.
And who says they have no common ground with Americans?
Special place... for special peoples!
|Caminante Nocturno |
Man, those old guns belong in a museum.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
The family of Mr. Mauser is gonna sue your ass!
"He was laughed!" My new quote.
Awesome. I want my own militia.
I like when the guy shot the AK, then went for a high-five with his guide, who had no idea what he wanted, so they just shook hands.
"they've been making guns in caves for centuries"
"the American media is reporting that the Afghan war is over"
three starts for everything besides the ignorant commentary.
|Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy |
guns have existed for quite a while you know. Also, good luck finding a story about Afghanistan before page 10 of any newspaper.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Didn't you know? America isn't there anymore. We did our job there. Nothing newsworthy happens there. Wouldn't you rather get back to staring vacantly at a screen like the pre-9/11 days, with the latest story on Brit--
THIS IS WHY I'M SO FUCKING SICK WITH BEING A COMMUNICATIONS/JOURNALISM MAJOR.
Seriously, every goddamn day, it's shit like this that isn't on TV that I realize I wasted thousands of dollars and years of my life thinking I could bring things like this to the public eye, "J. Q. Publick," to maybe make them think globally.
BUT FUCKING NO. I don't even turn the fucking TV on anymore. Nobody should. I'd pick the big blocky piece of shit up and shove it in my Civic, then kick it out on the side of a backstreet and speed off with screeching tires if the worthless piece of junk didn't interface with my DVD player so often.
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