Nithing They're stockpiling all the gold of course.
thirteen3seven Gram-gram's got some serious meth mouth going on.
Randroid Ron Paul leftover campaign funds in action.
fluffy Wow, is this a parody of the incessant Cash4Gold ads or is it legit? It's getting hard to tell.
BHWW Next up, Cash4Gold produces a commercial that "jokingly" depicts people digging up their relatives' coffins and reliving them of fillings and jewelry they were buried with.
(Skanky 40ish woman trying to dress like she were still in her 20s): Mama was buried with the ring Daddy gave her, but when I heard about Cash4Gold I couldn't just leave it down there! I turned it in for big cash! (holds up handfull of dollar bills)
cognitivedissonance "Hi, I'm financial advisor and part-time sadist, Mr. Sardonicus. Like you, I understand our recent national economic hardships, and that's why I trust Cashforgoldusa.com."
Torture the Artist You can tell they're a reputable business because they'll mail you a wad of cash in an unmarked, unsealed envelope.