so is this moulin rouge 1970 or something?

looks a bit more like tommy and the wall, with shitty teen movie in between

So how is "I want you (she's so heavy)" part of this, again?

Yes, it looks like a WB TV movie directed by Ken Russell

I'm tracking down all the people involved in this film and gunning them down on their own doorstep

Of course one of the characters has to be named Jude! Also, crap.

SecretJunk, can I help you? It looks like the Gigli of musicals.

Dammit, I LIKED "Titus"! I defended you, Julie Taymor, and this is how you repay me?!