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Desc:Move over Juicero
Category:Fashion, Business
Tags:tech bro crap, juicero, blue tooth
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Comment count is 19
Man, I hate when you need salt for something and you forgot to get the salt, so you have to go get the salt.
Yeah it'd be much more efficient if I could finger my phone for a bit, then grab a tiny plastic tray with a predefined amount of salt in it to pour onto my food.

I hate it when smalt gets in my MALK.
Ideas you thought up as a kid but realized we're dumb a couple minutes later.
"What is my purpose?"

"You dispense salt."

"... Oh my god."

Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
Poes law in effect. Genuine or clickhole parody.

ps. They should spruce it up by adding 5 or 6 more functions, pencil sharpener etc.
Mr. Purple Cat Esq.
Also the face on yer wan in the preload! .. Jaysus!

It's real, but it's only an indiegogo proposal. I doubt it will actually get funded.

Killer Joe
"Ugh, Randy brought his smalt to the bbq again. And he wants to talk about his smalt. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, RANDY!"
The most ridiculous thing about this video is that it depicts someone who would actually buy and use Smalt as someone who has friends.

Robin Kestrel
Jesus, give it a grinder and a rotating magazine for three or four kinds of salt, at least.
It doesn't need that. It's smart, interactive, and will disrupt the salt dispenser industry.

Or, you know, pepper. This is real too, insofar as it being Indiegogo makes it real.

The bubble is soon to pop, and this will be the Pets.com of the fall.

infinite zest
coming early 2018: petsmalt.com

Quote from my african american wife: "What the fuck? Do white people not know how to use a salt shaker?"
The Mothership
Use Smalt to signal to your mate that you are receptive to relations. Use Alexa to indicate to Smalt to indicate to your mate that you are prepared for relations.
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