Man, I hate when you need salt for something and you forgot to get the salt, so you have to go get the salt.
Yeah it'd be much more efficient if I could finger my phone for a bit, then grab a tiny plastic tray with a predefined amount of salt in it to pour onto my food.
I hate it when smalt gets in my MALK.
Ideas you thought up as a kid but realized we're dumb a couple minutes later.
"What is my purpose?"
"You dispense salt."
"... Oh my god."
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Poes law in effect. Genuine or clickhole parody.
ps. They should spruce it up by adding 5 or 6 more functions, pencil sharpener etc.
It's real, but it's only an indiegogo proposal. I doubt it will actually get funded.
|Killer Joe |
"Ugh, Randy brought his smalt to the bbq again. And he wants to talk about his smalt. NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, RANDY!"
|Robin Kestrel |
Jesus, give it a grinder and a rotating magazine for three or four kinds of salt, at least.
It doesn't need that. It's smart, interactive, and will disrupt the salt dispenser industry.
Quote from my african american wife: "What the fuck? Do white people not know how to use a salt shaker?"
|The Mothership |
Use Smalt to signal to your mate that you are receptive to relations. Use Alexa to indicate to Smalt to indicate to your mate that you are prepared for relations.
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