zerdzer - 2013-04-18
♂
|
cognitivedissonance - 2013-04-18
I
no
fruit salad noooooo
|
That guy - 2013-04-18
Fruit-um-monger.
|
EvilHomer - 2013-04-18
Fake.
After he put on the cantaloupe on it's side, he cut a chunk of the bottom and resumed shooting. His arm didn't go shoulder deep into the cantaloupe, it went maybe wrist deep, then came out the other side, through the hole we can not see. And he'd been planning this deception for quite some time; sideways cantaloupe placement is the optimal position with which to prevent the audience from noticing the hole in the bottom, at least from this camera angle. Had he left the cantaloupe lying down, it would have been obvious during the preceeding shots that the cantaloupe no longer has a rounded bottom. I suppose he could have filmed the beginning and ending sequences first, then used advanced editing techniques to make it appear like the broadcast aired in it's proper narrative order, but that would have created the rather large technical hurdle of how to fake a convincing cantaloupe-juice splatter pattern on his arm during the final shot. The filmmakers knew they needed the grim realism of an actual cantaloupe-fisting, even if it meant we'd be allowed to see the doctored cantaloupe (which is *clearly* missing a good half inch or so off the bottom, but of course, I'm sure there are going to be plenty of "experts" trotted out over the next few weeks to "debunk" such "wild claims" of the "fringe") Fake fake fake I'm not saying it's a false flag but we have to ask who stands to gain from this footage.
|
gravelstudios - 2013-04-18
This seems promising
|
Tough American Bouncer - 2013-04-18
Ham one was more disturbing and therefore better.
|
mouser - 2013-04-18
I'd hit it.
|
chumbucket - 2013-04-18
He's no Tim Heidecker but I think he wants to be.
|
gravelstudios - 2013-04-18 yes, this definitely has a tim & eric vib going on.
|
RocketBlender - 2013-04-18
I love this.
|
RocketBlender - 2013-04-18
Oh my god, I just looked at the guy's channel, which includes mac and cheese and other goofiness. Suddenly I'm questioning the credibility of the cantaloupe video.
|
Old_Zircon - 2013-04-18
STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
|
Register or login To Post a Comment |