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"Shield of Faith"
Warning: shield of faith may not actually shield you from anything.
But it does give you the ability to confidently deny that your gaping chest wound actually exists.
Not enough superheroes take the time necessary to name their shoes. This makes me wish that Batman wore batshoes and mentioned them often.
Is he wearing Man at arms' helmet?
Breast..er..Plate! of Righteousness..yeah
...Sword of Damocles...
The only superhero costume that has a built-in chastity belt.
He forgot his Codpiece of Humility! Humanity is doomed!
Now that's what *I* call dressed... and confessed!
Wait. Does that mean Bibleman is Catholic?
Why does the "full armor" only cover like half his body? Also, the shoes of peace look like they're designed to kick a lot of ass.
I honestly thought he was about to say "dressed to kill." I really did.
how can you kick ass, in shoes of peace?
Oh yeah, I've also got a sword of truth. Won't show it to you, though. Bye!
The... tunnel bike?
I thought it was the Tomahawk bike, in an effort to convert heathen native americans to their cause.
Those aren't shoes, they're greaves. i guess they thought people were too stupid to understand. Speaking of stupid, they also had to specify 'waist-belt'. As opposed to arm, leg, or head belts.
DON'T BOTHER TO TRACK ME
I BLEND RIGHT IN
It's based on the "Armor of God" as described in Ephesians
The Venture Bros. season finale referenced this. I am positively shitting with glee.