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Desc:Instructional video on how to get your ass kicked by a bully
Category:Educational
Tags:Bully, biting, Everything is Terrible, EIT, pocket sand
Submitted:Smellvin
Date:10/15/09
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Comment count is 41
glendower
As stupid as this is, slapping someone in the groin is a pretty good idea. I think I'm going to try it out as soon as possible.
mouser
Jesus. This video is probably responsible for more injuries and revenge than any bully themselves.
oddeye
Nice shorts and socks, homo.
Big Name Celebrity
I'm wearing those right now.

Bort
Pocket sand!
minimalist
THAT'S MY PURSE!

I DON'T KNOW YOU!

Adham Nu'man
I liked the gang clothing I'm supposed to avoid.
Bort
Assuming the gang in question is the chess club, they've got a point. ("The Black Kings" might make for a tolerable gang name, but "The En Passants" would not.)

Adham Nu'man
SICILIAN DEFENSE REPRESENT!

Them Queen's Gambit boys are slinging rocks on our streets again. They think they are safe, because the leader of the Colle System is backing them up, but we'll show these punks how we roll.

j lzrd / swift idiot
BITCH, I WILL BUST A CASTLE IN YOUR ASS!!

THA SUGAH RAIN
3:10 DWRRRRRMMMMMMM.
Camonk
These horrible fuckers. They just film the kid walking the hall while the other kid is getting the shit kicked out of him behind them. Hey! Assholes! This isn't a nature documentary.
Enjoy
I thought you were supposed to give the bully your lunch money then go do about ,000 in damages to his parents car and house late that night.
Rudy
I can only assume you speak from experience, Enjoy.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Someone needs to make his own video!

hornung
the last place you want to be at war is in a war.
StanleyPain
the last place you want to be at war is in a cracker barrel.

snothouse
My heart hurts when I think of the mom who picked this up at the library for her picked-on kid.
citrusmirakel
This guy kind of looks like a bully, so we're gonna pay him , then knock him in the nuts for about six hours.
Konversekid
"Once you've stomped on the bully's feet, run away, and we guarantee he will be slow to follow."

We guarantee he will follow you home.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
1:32 Talk to the hand


kingofthenothing
I would kill for a chick like that to bite me on the nipple.
BHWW
These tactics seem less for use against bullies and more against subway rapists.
Caminante Nocturno
Prancing away from a potential assailant you just nut-slapped is probably going to end worse than just doing nothing.
Syd Midnight
But at the very beginning they say that running like hell isn't the best idea, which really narrows your options for choosing a form of locomotion to flee with.

Man Who Fights Like Woman
1:16 - Oh yeah, don't stop.

Why does it turn into Batman at the end?
Freeman Gordon
Did the hand technique in Alanya,Turkey against a drug pusher. All it did was confuse and annoy him, but hey, it did the trick without any physical confrontation.
pastorofmuppets
He's trying to sell you drugs and that's how you repay him?

thebaronsdoctor
Do giant, inbred, denim-jacket-wearing bullies like these actually exist? I mean, you see them all the time in tv and movies but I can't recall encountering a single specimen in all of my childhood. The closest match I can think of was actually a pretty nice guy who just happened to be really big and had a penchant for denim.

Most of the bullies I remember were just normal guys with a mean streak.
Testicles of Doom
I think they went extinct in 1992.

Cleaner82
I knew a guy named Frank, closest thing we had to a classic bully. He was sort of mean and all, but his heart was never really in it.

Rafiki
When slapping a bully or kicking at him from the ground, be sure to make loud whimpering noises with each strike to further intimidate him.

Comatose2
May I suggest the Ichi technique?

memedumpster
The only thing that works against bullies is shooting up the school. Now you know.
pastorofmuppets
Just make sure you only fight bullies that know the choreography. [tm]
pastorofmuppets
The girl has that sort of sex appeal that Nickelodeon Guts contestants had when I was 12 and didn't know better.
The Faghorn
Once everyone is over their testoterone poisoning, these are actually good ideas.
Bort
The best strategy is to make the bully decide that you're more trouble than you're worth; a sucker punch and running like hell will only persuade the bully that you sucker-punched him and you deserve payback. (I'm not suggesting standing one's ground and getting beaten up either, but stunts like "candy in the face" are going to made the bully feel like he's got unfinished business.)

Actually the best strategy is to frame him with gay porn. We are not yet living in a utopia where there is no stigma attached to teenage homosexuality, so take advantage of our unideal world and ruin the bully's reputation.

Blue
Clarification: Don't actually try any of the stun techniques if you have never run before.
Wombles
"I'm just wondering what we did in math"

Classic prelude to violence
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