love - 2019-02-05 So yeah, basically imagine the Onion posing as a Chinese telecom conglomerate made an action film. pared down it would simply be a low-grade action whatever film, but long weird scenes about the glory of Chinese telecom and waving a Chinese flag in order to stop warring African factions, and the subplot about American telecom trying to stop 3G deployment in Africa, it's all just so. fucking. weird.
love - 2019-02-05 also, seeing American actors read dialog written by someone who is not a native English speaker makes for some surreal scenes.
garcet71283 - 2019-02-05 I’m glad they kept the FMV cutscenes for C&C Generals 2.
jfcaron_ca - 2019-02-05 Passes the "Steven Seagal is..." test.
Marlon Brawndo - 2019-02-06 Please let Red Letter Media discuss this film.