Five stars just for that last tag. Enjoy your skin cancer, kid.
There were more things wrong that they didn't actually count.
|Albuquerque Halsey |
I thought a "Lindsay Lohan special" was something MUCH different. Also: I don't think you get cancer from a fake tan.
My mistake... it's a combination fake & a real one.
I can almost guarantee you that in 15 years it'll be announced that whatever chemical it is that whorange women use to get whorange gives you cancer
These are the people that are supposed to die in the class war.
oh yes headline crawl
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Yay! Let's cook our kids and then burn their skin!
|doc duodenum |
I want to know what show this was.
Fun fact: Tapes of E! programming will eventually be used by aliens to justify our extermination to other, more important aliens. These aliens will be given large medals.
I'm just pretending it's fake.
hey guys it's fake.
|Sean Robinson |
You fucking hypocrites all bitched and moaned to your parents to get Hypercolor t-shirts. God, I'm so fucking sick of haters.
I had to check Wikipedia to know what you were talking about, Sean. Those shirts seem very 80's, I'm rather glad I missed them.
|Aubrey McFate |
Every second of this video is pure pain. She's going to stand out, you bitch, she looks like a fucking carrot!
The headiline ticker makes it.
+5 for blonde haired, orange skinned little girls with psychotic mothers.
God, I want to slap that woman. Unfortunately I can't take any joy out of her impending crushed and wilted soul when little "Lindsay Jr." turns into a bulimic methhead around age 15, because she'll most likely be elated that her baby still fits in a size 0, and you can cover up the pick-marks with a good base.
The man was wearing a shirt with the hammer and sickle on it while he sold a little girl a $1,300 tan. I think irony just died for me.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Every day supplies me with opportunities to remember how lucky I am to have been born to competent parents.
How do you explain your pedo-anime fetish then?
|Herr Matthias |
The ticker at the bottom is fucking perfect.
Maybe your dolly wouldn't be so pale if you let her out of the box every once in a while, you vicariously-living twat
Poor kid will grow up to be just like her, too
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is why you should need a license to parent. Also, the commie symbols BWA!
I can't find anything morally wrong with ripping off shallow, rich house wives for every penny you can. But I feel so bad for that poor kid.
She obviously has more money then brains, anyway. I don't think the kid has to worry about her college fund.
Still sucks to put your kid through this, though.
This is the kind of thing that convinces me that if you could condense the totality of all human experience into a single gestalt, it would be a dog fucking a stuffed monkey while The Star-Spangled Banner plays on a kazoo.
Oh man, it's like watching American culture crash face first into a wall over and over forever.
A deep tan? Everybody wanna be a nigga but don't nobody want to be a nigga.
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
Amazing how this sort of child abuse just gets glossed over. That mom is scum.
I noticed the ticker before they pointed it out. Hilarious.
Awesome, I was listening to Op Ivy in the background at the same time and it made ebola want smash!
The money you spend on running shoes could feed me for a week
Your plans are laid so well you can't even sleep
Pursuit of happiness got you life locked up under marshall law
You got everything to lose so you're paranoid about some fatal flaw
5:30 get up, run run run
Then you work eight hours
Slaving underneath the gun
Little world is based on lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
Always rushing but you're never ever satisfied
8 hours? fuck I wish i only worked 8 hrs a day
Pretty says so himself right up at the top when mentioning listening to Op Ivy.
The part where the kid looked worried at her mom and mom gives her a grave nod, then the kid is calm but just hiding impending panic "Mom, I really don't want to do this"
That's just awful.
|Operation Cornflakes |
Reason #576,577,665 why Los Angeles should be nuked off the face of the Earth.
Mom, I really don't want to do this.
|Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern |
Boy am I relieved that this is fake. Because it is. It must be.
My sanity requires me to believe this is fake. They only show the airbrush portion, none of the UV booth....yeah.
|Pie Boy |
So, hypothetically, if you opened up popular LA schools to the South Central black kids, they'd be really popular, because they're tanner.
Fucked up. I hate rich people.
Blech, has to be fake. You'd figure a guy that's really into making money would be afraid of losing his biggest clientele.
Someone save that girl. She might still have a chance to become a real person if we do it quick enough.
"Baby do you want to look like Lindsey Lohan?"
The years of therapy that kid is gonna need...
I had to hunt this down on a separate site, link was broken.
God, how have I not rated this already? By far one of the most amazing things on here.
terrifying, utterly terrifying. and to think earlier today I was actually regaining some hope for humanity. Both of those douchebags deserve the flood. Jury's out on the kid.
for reason #8. The mom instructing the employee on how to properly torture her daughter.
Not enough Fuck you´s in all of rap for that mom.
Life's been so difficult since the sun burned out.
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