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Desc:Hope that picture turned out well...
Category:Educational
Tags:School, tan, lindsey lohan, why the terrorists hate us, tanning
Submitted:Enjoy
Date:06/03/07
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Comment count is 72
Xenocide
Five stars just for that last tag. Enjoy your skin cancer, kid.
fluffy
There were more things wrong that they didn't actually count.
Albuquerque Halsey
e-gad
zatojones
depressing
boner
I thought a "Lindsay Lohan special" was something MUCH different. Also: I don't think you get cancer from a fake tan.
boner
My mistake... it's a combination fake & a real one.

zatojones
I can almost guarantee you that in 15 years it'll be announced that whatever chemical it is that whorange women use to get whorange gives you cancer

baleen
These are the people that are supposed to die in the class war.
Menudo con queso
Maybe there's some awesome subconscious self-loathing that sets in on this sort of human scum and performs a Darwinian service for the rest of us, slowing killing them off with cancer and cocaine.


athodyd
oh yes headline crawl
mysterycar
a billion billion stars

chalk
More billions of stars.

Mayberry Pancakes
Jesus.
Aernaroth2
Yay! Let's cook our kids and then burn their skin!
doc duodenum
I want to know what show this was.
Blackbetta
It's called Sunset Tan. It's on E!. You'll see far worse displays of stupidity in a typical half-hour. Here's the link:
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/sunsettan/index.jsp

Xenocide
Fun fact: Tapes of E! programming will eventually be used by aliens to justify our extermination to other, more important aliens. These aliens will be given large medals.

love
I'm just pretending it's fake.


hey guys it's fake.
Sean Robinson
You fucking hypocrites all bitched and moaned to your parents to get Hypercolor t-shirts. God, I'm so fucking sick of haters.
Lindner
Well I don't remember any of those costing well over a grand... for a single grade school photo.

Xenocide
I had to check Wikipedia to know what you were talking about, Sean. Those shirts seem very 80's, I'm rather glad I missed them.

dr tits
those shirts also didn't give you cancer.
or turn you orange at a completely unreasonable age.

Aubrey McFate
Every second of this video is pure pain. She's going to stand out, you bitch, she looks like a fucking carrot!
kingarthur
The headiline ticker makes it.
Shion
+5 for blonde haired, orange skinned little girls with psychotic mothers.

God, I want to slap that woman. Unfortunately I can't take any joy out of her impending crushed and wilted soul when little "Lindsay Jr." turns into a bulimic methhead around age 15, because she'll most likely be elated that her baby still fits in a size 0, and you can cover up the pick-marks with a good base.
James Woods
Dark. 5

Senator_Unger
The man was wearing a shirt with the hammer and sickle on it while he sold a little girl a $1,300 tan. I think irony just died for me.
Enjoy
That's the best part. That and the oompa loompa looking shot of her at the end.

citrusmirakel
Unger summarized the best/most infuriating part of it. Yet, I still need to give it 4 stars simply because it's from VH1.

Caminante Nocturno
Every day supplies me with opportunities to remember how lucky I am to have been born to competent parents.
zatojones
How do you explain your pedo-anime fetish then?

mysterycar
AWWW SNAP

Caminante Nocturno
I blame you for that, zatojones!

mysterycar
and riposte!

Herr Matthias
The ticker at the bottom is fucking perfect.
minimalist
Maybe your dolly wouldn't be so pale if you let her out of the box every once in a while, you vicariously-living twat

Poor kid will grow up to be just like her, too
Rodents of Unusual Size
This is why you should need a license to parent. Also, the commie symbols BWA!
revdrew
I can't find anything morally wrong with ripping off shallow, rich house wives for every penny you can. But I feel so bad for that poor kid.
Hooper_X
Eh. The money could be better spent dumped into a college fund for the kid or something. $1300 for a fucking tan, so the kid can look like a coked out anorexic freakshow?

Buy your kid a goddamn encyclopedia instead.

revdrew
She obviously has more money then brains, anyway. I don't think the kid has to worry about her college fund.

Still sucks to put your kid through this, though.

dueserpenti
This is the kind of thing that convinces me that if you could condense the totality of all human experience into a single gestalt, it would be a dog fucking a stuffed monkey while The Star-Spangled Banner plays on a kazoo.

Calamity Jon
THAT ought to be on the FLAG!


Camonk
Oh man, it's like watching American culture crash face first into a wall over and over forever.
MindGeyser
A deep tan? Everybody wanna be a nigga but don't nobody want to be a nigga.
Emcee
CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG
tamago
Amazing how this sort of child abuse just gets glossed over. That mom is scum.
kingofthenothing
"I don't want to do this, mom."
"You have to! It's for your school pictures!"
"...."

Alektorophobic
I noticed the ticker before they pointed it out. Hilarious.
ebola
Awesome, I was listening to Op Ivy in the background at the same time and it made ebola want smash!

The money you spend on running shoes could feed me for a week
Your plans are laid so well you can't even sleep
Pursuit of happiness got you life locked up under marshall law
You got everything to lose so you're paranoid about some fatal flaw

5:30 get up, run run run
Then you work eight hours
Slaving underneath the gun
Little world is based on lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies lies
Ooooooooooooooooooooh!
Always rushing but you're never ever satisfied

kiint
8 hours? fuck I wish i only worked 8 hrs a day

chairsforcheap
mental note added: ebola is retarded.

Camonk
Pretty says so himself right up at the top when mentioning listening to Op Ivy.

Charles
Ebola KILLS.

Namor
The part where the kid looked worried at her mom and mom gives her a grave nod, then the kid is calm but just hiding impending panic "Mom, I really don't want to do this"

That's just awful.
Operation Cornflakes
Reason #576,577,665 why Los Angeles should be nuked off the face of the Earth.
Walker
Mom, I really don't want to do this.
Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern
Boy am I relieved that this is fake. Because it is. It must be.
FABIO2
My sanity requires me to believe this is fake. They only show the airbrush portion, none of the UV booth....yeah.
Pie Boy
So, hypothetically, if you opened up popular LA schools to the South Central black kids, they'd be really popular, because they're tanner.

Fucked up. I hate rich people.
A.M.Bush
Blech, has to be fake. You'd figure a guy that's really into making money would be afraid of losing his biggest clientele.
IrishWhiskey
I'm sure he only gained clientele after that exposure. The open admission that he's ripping them off is more than more up for by OH MY GOD THATS THE PLACE ON THE TV I WANNA GO THERE FOR MY PROM TAN YOU GOTTA DO IT MOM OR THE OTHER KIDS WILL CALL ME MIDDLE CLAAAAAASS!

Keefu
Someone save that girl. She might still have a chance to become a real person if we do it quick enough.
mashedtater
"Baby do you want to look like Lindsey Lohan?"

The years of therapy that kid is gonna need...
Urburos
I had to hunt this down on a separate site, link was broken.
Zarathustra00
I am so happy that you did. I have scoured the internet for this video and made sure to check the link here regularly just in case. Seeing this video back up has made my evening.

Kumquatxop
God, how have I not rated this already? By far one of the most amazing things on here.
zeuspopsicles
terrifying, utterly terrifying. and to think earlier today I was actually regaining some hope for humanity. Both of those douchebags deserve the flood. Jury's out on the kid.
Xero
for reason #8. The mom instructing the employee on how to properly torture her daughter.
Uulanbaatorbaby
Not enough Fuck you´s in all of rap for that mom.
Vicious
Life's been so difficult since the sun burned out.
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