|Enjoy - 2007-06-07 |
Afterwards Evan's mom picked him up and carried him to his car seat for the drive back home.
|Hooper_X - 2007-06-07 |
-1 for not including "dirtlip" as a tag.
This guy is pretty much the worst interview i've ever seen, though. Man. The interviewer is doing her damndest to make it work, but that kid is just no-selling her left and right.
That being said, I eagerly await that clip being used left and right in forums as shorthand.
|baleen - 2007-06-07 |
Functional autism is a laugh riot.
|Xenocide - 2007-06-07 |
He's gonna be a hit in college.
|zatojones - 2007-06-07 |
I can't tell if he's autistic or if home schooling has stunted him
|Urburos - 2007-06-07 |
This kid NEEEEEEEEEEEDS to be in public school. He really needs some fricking social skills.
DING DING DING. We're pretending you had to earn something.
I believe shoving this poor mal-adjusted child into the public school Darwinian system is just asking for a swirlie/gang rape in the guy's bathroom after gym class.
|Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-06-07 |
The kid sat on his mother's lap during one of the breaks. He's 13. I think he's being home-colleged, too.
|Adramelech - 2007-06-07 |
I propose "scombridae" be used to describe awkward autism spectrum behaviour in all forms. "Dude, that was so scombridae."
This should be the video they use to educate parents about autism awareness, not classical violin and picture of serious babies.
|Cube - 2007-06-07 |
Great advertising for Subway. Second time they use a douchebag.
|Ersatz - 2007-06-07 |
In a decade, he'll be living in a seedy one-bedroom apartment filled with old newspapers and tuna cans.
In two decades, he'll be living in a 900-sq.ft. cottage filled with old newspapers, tuna cans, 12 cats, and his dead mother.
|gambol - 2007-06-07 |
I couldn't watch this passed the first 30 seconds. That's 4*, I think.
It's spelled "P-A-S-T."
Also, yes, this kid is going to be a failure at life.
|Sean Robinson - 2007-06-07 |
Americans basically have undertaken the East German regime to produce Olympic champion weight-lifters, except they use mercury instead of steroids and the Spelling Bee instead of the Olympics.
|RomancingTrain - 2007-06-07 |
That kid's not a jerk, he's just never talked to awoman other than his mother.
It was ORIGINALLY titled "Spelling Bee Champ is a Poe-News Poster" but somebody takes his fucking website too seriously.
Wait, are you serious? Chet changed it?
I am so seriously serious.
|simon666 - 2007-06-07 |
i'd totally do the interviewer. as in C-O-I-T-U-S
|Billy Buttsex - 2007-06-07 |
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-07 |
I think kids who get picked on are usually just shy. But then there are some kids who just need a good ass kicking.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Also, you can imagine the WTF fest that went on as soon as the cameras were off.
|TypicalEllisProtagonist - 2007-06-07 |
Jesus, I'm so glad I didn't run into any of these weird little aspies last week. I only got to see the people protesting outside the Bee.
Wait a second, there were protesters outside the spelling bee?
PLEASE tell me it was Fred Phelps. GOD HATES SCOMBIDAE
|kingarthur - 2007-06-08 |
There comes a time to maybe organize a cull...
|Senator_Unger - 2007-06-08 |
"You're making this tough for me today Evan" is anchor-speak for "So help me God, if there wasn't a camera on me, I would beat the autism out of you." At least it's nice to see good old American autism beating out overachieving Asians at the spelling bee. USA! USA! USA!
|Aernaroth2 - 2007-06-08 |
Man, its a good thing this kid is home schooled or he'd find out being able to spell "facades" doesn't protect you from a beat-down.
|Feyd - 2007-06-11 |
"You know what? You're a champ."
|Alektorophobic - 2007-06-14 |
Video can now be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfdovxnbt5c
Man, he's not a jerk, I think he's just autistic. He's definitely retarded. Seeing a photo of him, you think "yeah, he looks like a spelling bee champ." Hearing him and watching him though, you think "yeah, he's home-schooled."
|Quad9Damage - 2007-06-14 |
Dead air has never been so unsettling... or so funny.
|Namor - 2007-06-28 |
I got about halfway through. Should have stuck with the original title, the kid isn't a jerk he's just broken beyond belief.
|bopeton - 2007-07-06 |
Makes my head hurt.
|FABIO2 - 2007-07-12 |
Watching with the sound off is the way to go. You get to see it all summed up in the facial expressions without being forced to stop watching by the dialog.
|Torture the Artist - 2007-07-27 |
I love the look on his face after she totally fakes him out. "You got it right!!! Ohhh...you added an extra E, I'm sorry!"
|nubilus - 2007-08-17 |
I hate this kid. He needs an ass whoop.
|Pie Boy - 2007-08-22 |
Evan O'Dorney and Kenneth Eng need to fight. Right now. To the death.
|B_Ko - 2007-11-18 |
I simply could not make it all the way through this.
|Mostly Pi - 2008-05-28 |
hate him if you like; I hate what news programming has become (either opinionated, bellowing partisan mouthpieces, or 24 hour coverage of a cat stuck up in a tree by squareheaded anchortards with the token ethnic reporter on the scene to give live coverage) more, so watching this asshole aspie totally fuck her shitty little no-news interview up makes me smile.
I mean, c'mon. Her wages are most likely easily past 70,000 and she makes them by debasing a system which once served as a powerful mechanism to improve the level of cultural and political discourse among the people. I wish they'd tip drill these talking heads with aspie interview for the rest of their careers. I want them all haggard and suicidal! I WANT THEM TO FEEL THE PAIN I FEEL! GIVE ME REAL NEW OR I WILL BURY YOU IN SPASTICS!
|caseyt - 2008-06-30 |
WHAT AN ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He doesn't go to public school because they would beat him up!
-1 for not using 'waste of life' as a tag
|klingerbgoode - 2009-01-24 |
hope you're enjoying the victory lap, evan
and by that i mean your mom's! zing
|IloveHughLaurie - 2009-03-01 |
I bet I could spell it without lisping, do I get a better prize?
|joelkazoo - 2009-05-18 |
Honestly, this kid gives homeschoolers a bad name. My friend's wife has home-schooled all 9 of their kids (and yes, they are Catholic), and they are probably the most polite, intelligent, funny, AND sociable kids I've ever met. (I do think it helps that they allow them to participate in public school sports, tho.)
|ogmisce - 2010-04-26 |
this woman is a fucking champion for smiling and calling this turd a champ
|That guy - 2010-06-15 |
0:33 is priceless, the look on her face when he says he's home-schooled.
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