Stephen Fry is my absolute, highest, favorite and most admired hero. I wait on baited breath for his every word. I gobble his slippery circumsized shlong in any way he'd like.
I admit it happily and without shame. Not enough stars in the sky for this.
My favorite part was that he made the distinction between the individuals who have faith and the institution of the church itself. That makes me love him even more.
Yeah man, spot on. That is a crucial point. That smug prick in "A Universe From Nothing" could take a note from Fry's gospel. Like I said before, we're not going to help believers become thinkers by making fun of them at every chance. There is a time and a place.
I love how they did that camera spin as he stepped up to the podium. I didn't need to know I was in store for epicness since this is Stephen Fry we're talking about, but it certainly reinforced it.
Stephen Fry can diss the Catholic Church and be safe and well, but I dare him to make a similar speech about Islam.
I'm not disagreeing with Steven Fry. Hell, I've watched all of Jeeves and Wooster. He made some excellent points. I'm just saying that Islam is the worst religion, and its so bad that if a forum was made on Islam like this one that there would be riots and death threats guaranteed.
"I'm not disagreeing with Steven Fry. Hell, I've watched all of Jeeves and Wooster."
You are such a fucking toad.
I'd just like to point out that the whole Catholics:sex;anorexics:food thing is a tremendously apt analogy
Stephen Fry only hates the Catholic Church because he wasn't molested by them. Fry is gay and wants to be raped by a priest.
When he gets angry, he is brilliant.
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The Catholic Church are a bunch of fatties. That made me snort. I also had no idea he was gay. He'll be brushed aside by too many people just for that. I need to find more of these vids.
"He has brown hair, but he's cool" would be about as relevant and logical as Cena's gurgling.
Brown hair is not a choice, but queering is.
Cena aside, go and submit the full 5 parts gotterdamm before I get the itchin' to. Widdecombe and her shrill emasculating bark are worth 5 stars alone.
Welcome into Stephen Fry's car of pain, Catholic church. He's your mother and he'll be taking you to school today.
Wont buffer. Red barred all the way, played two seconds, and then did the spinny wheel of bullshit on a seemingly loaded video.
Fuck you, God, fuck you and every fucking thing you ever thought was cool ever. If there is a heaven and I end up there for judgment, you'd better keep your scrawny neck out of arms reach, God, because NO ONE robs me of Stephen Fry and gets away with it, NO ONE. I will choke a bitch. The universe isn't big enough for me, you, and Stephen Fry, which means you don't get to stay, God. If you existed before, you better not now.
Yeah, you're pretty tough. But say that about ALLAH and see how far you get!
Wait, if Allah kicks your ass, does that mean he's the better god? This shit be CONFUSIN', y'all.
If only there was a way to see who the better God was without involving people as participants, like... okay, hear me out... what if there was a big square ring with stretchy ropes all around it where the Gods could go and decide who is the best and who is evil? They could... hmmmm... try and pin each other to the bottom of the ring, maybe we could have someone do some counting and have a time limit. Like if the counter person can smack the ring three times or something while one of the Gods is pinned...
So so good. If words could be delicious.
... these would, uh, be a cake. An awesome word cake.
|Hay Belly |
His analogy about Catholics and sex and anorexics and food was brilliant.
Stephen in top form.
A well crafted argument, and when it comes to religion, that says a lot.
|Syd Midnight |
Man is he pissed off. I would be too if I'd had to sit and listen to Anne Widdecombe over loudspeakers.
And for anyone who's never heard of Anne Widdecombe, Louis Theroux did a show about her. Here's the intro:
the church needs to apologize, get a good spanking and go on a century-long time out
C'mon, if it wasn't for the Catholic Church, we wouldn't have had such wondrous innovations, like the iron maiden and red-hot pincers. And think of the over-population of adulterous witches we'd have in the world.
Witch-burning was a Protestant obsession. The Catholic Church already has plenty to answer for; let the Calvinists answer for their own sins.
But meanwhile, for as long as your reverend paternity will be determined to tell these shameless lies, others will be permitted, on behalf of his English majesty, to throw back into your paternity's shitty mouth, truly the shit-pool of all shit, all the muck and shit which your damnable rottenness has vomited up, and to empty out all the sewers and privies onto your crown divested of the dignity of the priestly crown, against which no less than against the kingly crown you have determined to play the buffoon.
- St. More, patron saint of politicians.
i missed this the first time through.
|Innocent Bystander |
5-starring a resubmit because sweet lordy do I love this man.
I'm glad I went to a high school where we learned this kind of stuff.
Oops missed to 5 and favorite this one
Did not know the British could battle-rap...
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