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SolRo - 2021-03-22

So has anyone done the hard work for us and care to share their opinion?


Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2021-03-22

I watched RLM and Chris Stuckmann reviews.

They both said it was good, and *much much* better than the theatrical cut.. Apparently giving directors (even Snyder) control over their project leads to good movies, who would've thunk it.

I will never bother watching this shit though.. When these come out I just think "ooh looking forward to the RLM review of that."


Born in the RSR - 2021-03-23

The movie is painfully long and boring. The quote Mark Kermode , "it's coherently dull".

There's an over-use of slow-mo, and and 4 or 5 plodding musical montage sequences. It's the most Zack Snyder , Zack Snyder's ever been allowed to be, and in typical fashion that doesn't translate to anything qualitativley, just quantitativley.

PS: Martha Manhunter is the moment the movie jumped the shark for me.


Two Jar Slave - 2021-03-25

I liked the movie. Big improvement, and a pretty good justice league movie overall. The epilogue was trash.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-04-05

To be fair, the more I think about the "Martha Manhunter" scene, the more it seems typical of DC comics, at least the DC comics I grew up with in the 60s. In that crazy universe of tall tales, things would happen not IN SPITE of being outlandish and unlikely, but BECAUSE of being outlandish and unlikely.


duck&cover - 2021-03-22

"Release the crackins!"


Nominal - 2021-03-22

There's an honest to god "release the NC-17 Mrs. Doubtfire cut" right now.


Rosebeekee - 2021-03-23

I love the story about how a Halo symbol made it into the film because some lazy department head googled "Ra's al Ghul symbol" and just used the first result, not realizing it came from a fanfic wiki or something.


Nominal - 2021-03-24

The Snyder Cut poses the impossible question: "Is a movie improved by removing some Joss Whedon and replacing it with some Snyder?"


exy - 2021-03-24

I can't wait til JJ Abrams gets to take a crack at this.


SolRo - 2021-03-24

Too much to hope for an m night shamalan cut?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-03-24

What's bad about Snyder's Superman movies is slow self-indulgence. The queen of the amazons wants to summon Diana with a flaming arrow. She discusses sending the flaming arrow with the other Amazons. The arrow is sent for. Four Amazon warriors bear a special casket, containing the sacred flaming arrow of Eisenhower or whatever. The queen spends a minute or two TALKING to the arrow, telling it to find Diana. Aquaman tells Bruce Wayne to fuck off, and wades off into the ocean to swim away, and suddenly a chorus of pale melancholy children appear to sing him off. They aren't singing English, and there are no subtitles, so fuck only knows what is supposed to be happening here, but it goes on for a few minutes.

What's GOOD about Snyder's Superman movies are narrative complexity, thick plots, and serious themes. In the restored version, Batman V. Superman is highly underrated, a next level Superhero movie, a political thriller about a corrupt arms dealer manipulating public opinion, and the murderous fear of immigrants. In 2016, these themes were about to become even more timely. The whole maligned "save Martha" thing actually works quite well, when you understand that Superman is using Martha's name to get Batman's attention. Since Superman knows that Batman is Bruce Wayne, the odds that he knows about Bruce's parents is about 100 percent. Even if there was no Google, Clark is a reporter.

Unfortunately, the much-needed restoration of the story serves largely to set up the sequel that Warner Brothers has no intention of backing. I would see that movie, even if it featured Jared Leto as the worst Joker ever, the Crown Prince of Cringe.


Hazelnut - 2021-03-24

I like slow and self-indulgent. Lockdown's a great time to catch up on slow-ass films. Lately I've watched The Good The Bad and the Ugly (177m) and Lawrence of Arabia (227m) -- both totally worth it.

I just... can't see giving that much time to a superhero movie. 1hr for the RLM review was plenty; I don't even have the enerrgy left to wtch this clip.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-03-24

If you have HBO Max, and are a fan of DC, I highly recommend the Harley Quinn adult animated series, which is far superior to any of these movies.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-03-24

Since I've never never wanted to see Lawrence of Arabia, and only made it through 45 minutes of The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, far be it from me to impose Zack Snyder's Justice League on anyone. I'd recommend nearly any superhero movie over Justice League, including the other two Snyder Superman movies.


Two Jar Slave - 2021-03-24

I'm about halfway through JL and so far Iike t better than Snyder's previous two Superman films. Maybe he's taking himself less seriously or maybe I'm just finally in on the joke, but the tone seems opppressive and self-consciously thematic to me. One quick example. Man of Steel and BvS both demanded that we think about Superman as a god figure -- but they did it in an uninteresting way, by having characters flat-out ask "is he a god? What does a god owe the world? Who holds a god accountable?" It was talky but ultimately flat, telling without showing. By contrast, I really enjoyed the scene of the villagers singing what sounded like a folk hymn to Aquaman while holding his nasty discarded sweater like a holy relic. It made me think Aquaman probably has little cults popping up all around the North Atlantic, and it helped to make him FEEL like a god, or a myth anyway, without us needing a congresswoman to ask "what if Aquaman is a god?"

Snyder's superhero flicks seem to be interested in the mythic plane, and it's nice that with JL he relaxed a bit and just let it happen without ramming it into the dialogue, because with his visual instincts he can trust himself to get there even if he's not meaning to.

But I'm only midway through. It probably shits the bed in the back half.


Two Jar Slave - 2021-03-24

I also like long, boring movies with slow developments and lots of space to think, so I guess I'm keyed for this one although it's got a wee bit more razzmatazz than Andrei Rublev or Atanarjuat.


Two Jar Slave - 2021-03-24

I also meant to say *less* oppressive and self-consciously thematic up there.


Chicken the Did - 2021-03-25

I never really had any enthusiasm for the DC Cinematic Universe. It will always be to me the Go-Bots to the MCU's Transformers.

Part of it is my hatred of Snyder in general. DKR was a cringe, libertarian circle-jerk. Now that the guy's foot is in the door he really, really wants a cinematic adaptation of the Fountainhead. Because one thing we need now is moar bootstraps! I hope he gets to make it too! Because of the schadenfreude of watching him drop a bigger turd then John Carter of Mars and drop kicking himself into un-hirable irrelevance.


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-03-26

DC's top heroes are simple, iconic, and their personalities are defined by their biographies. As characters, they're not very interesting. The exception may be Batman, who is pretty funded in the head,, but Bruce Wayne is no Tony Stark, and Clark Kent is no Peter Parker.

So this is a problem when you want to make a summer blockbuster about
Superman and Wonder Woman. They're not characters, they're icons, and so you have to play them up as icons. And that kind of sucks. Tim Burton and Christopher Nolan did great stuff with Batman, but in my opinion, every Superman movie ever has been long winded and silly, although Christopher Reeve was great. Likewise, Gal Godot is a perfect Wonder Woman, but she mostly flies around in slow motion, and speaks in feminist motivational slogans.

But the great thing about icons is how they can be reinvented. Any straight definitive Superman movie will fall short, but DC has more alternate universes than Rick and Morty. So you've got an animated movie about Kal-El's rocket landing in the Soviet Union instead of the US, or an animated movie about a Victorian-era Batman chasing Jack the Ripper, who turns out to be Commissioner Gordon, or a gritty, horrific retooling of the Joker's Origin story with Joaquin Pheonix and no Batman. Or a Harley Quinn movie with no Joker, which is extremely violent, but which checks most of the boxes for your standard chick flick. Or an animated series in which Harley Quinn drops the Joker into a vat of SPECIAL acid that turns him into an ordinary suburban step-dad, and season 2 ends with Harley making out with Posion Ivy. The 2nd string DCa issireally the BEST


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-03-26

HBO Max has released a black and white version! Apparently, a black.and white version is what Snyder really had in mind. I think I really like how the experience is transformwd, , but more than that, I am just really really stoked at the idea that directors may be able to release black and white streaming versions in the future.

Back in the 90s, Tim Burton refused to shoot ED WOOD in color for transfer to a black and white release. He said that it would look like shit. Maybe he was wrong, or maybe the technology has evolved, or maybe he just didn't want Disney to have a color version to market over the black and white.
Whatever the case, the black and white version of Justice League is a revelation in terms of how beautiful a black and white movie can look these days when it's taken from color.


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