|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Maybe the person who rips you off isn't desperate. Maybe he's just an asshole.
|Sean Robinson |
I know he's blind, but what an awfully run business. He advertises magazines, but he doesn't carry a single one in stock. In fact, he barely has any stock at all - seemingly about three issues apiece of four or five business. And even though he seems to have a fair amount of foot traffic, he still is running his newspaper business in a graffiti-laden alleyway. Blind man may have graduated top of his ethics class at Warrior U, but perhaps he should have enrolled in the Warrior MBA program before starting his small business.
It's a pretty bad business model, I'll give you that. Since he's got a degree and all, he should look into a small business loan, or maybe he could get a kiosk on the WarU campus.
|Billy Buttsex |
"SEE what's going on in the world today!"
I'm double-majoring in Not Ripping Off Blind People and their new Starting Sentences With "Hey Mister," Even Though You're About Thirty Three Years Old program.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do with my degree, honestly. I'll probably end up teaching Starting Sentences With "Hey Mister,".
CHOOSE THE PATH OF THE WARRIOR
A friend of mine had such a shitty car, he always left it unlocked. "If anyone steals this car, they need it worse than I do."
|Grace Mugabe |
MAGIC NEGRO POWER!
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