Adramelech 
Should not have laughed as hard as I did. More people need to answer the question "What do you think?" honestly and completely out of context.
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Urburos
Fabulous.
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StanleyPain
DAMN ZOMBIE BIASED MEDIA.
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Caminante Nocturno
The next zombie film to come out of Hollywood had better have the Undead saying this instead of "Brains."
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erratic
And turtles like you, kid...turtles like you.
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Repomancer
Turtles are sort of like brains -- a hard shell conceals the soft, juicy interior.
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baleen
Pure beauty.
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Xenocide
Turtles are the finest of all reptiles. Well done, lad. Well done.
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anotherdeadhero
Nice video,the reporters reaction had me laughing.
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sosage
not enough stars
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Aubrey McFate
Catching newscasters off guard is so great.
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Sean Robinson
Kid Zombi, if any fucker ever gives you shit, let me know and I will stomp them. Preferably if they are also 12. I don't want to make promises I can't keep.
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bopeton
I love how he just sits quietly, waiting politely for his turn to say it.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
You laugh, but he has already bitten hordes of now undead turtles that await their day to wreck havoc....very slowly.
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revdrew
This is my official answer now to "What do you think?" Forever.
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KozmicBlue
I could watch this all day. Thank you for your honesty young man.
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KozmicBlue
wait is this at halloween, or did he just ask to be a zombie for no reason?
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bopeton Let's hope it was no reason.
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Maxville
This is the kid that kept bothering Ralphie while he was in line to see Santa Claus.
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Camonk
Honestly, that's probably the best answer to any question. Just pick something you like and point it out. Man, out of the mouths of babes--zombies.
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Billy Buttsex
Hey-- *I* like turtles!
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Corman's Inferno
This might be the most entertaining moment in county fair history.
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coprolalia
Keep Portland Weird!
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Jimmy Labatt
Zombie Kid For Prez!
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Hooper_X
If you don't like turtles, you are no friend of mine.
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Ashenblade
Rock on, Jonathan.
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fourthguy
It's unclear to me why exactly, but this made me laugh until tears welled up in my eyes. A billion jazillion stars forever.
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tamago
Cowabunga, young sir. Cowabunga.
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Old_Zircon
I can't believe I missed this. Better than Garbage Day.
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NoCode
This totally is better than Garbage Day. Tuwtles win forever.
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Mayberry Pancakes
I stared at this for a few seconds, stunned, then began laughing so hard I cried. Wow.
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Honest Abe
ralph wiggum come to life
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B_Ko
Hell yeah.
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bac
kinda sounds like slingblade. also turtles rule.
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Portaxx
You're preaching to the choir, son.
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superfister69
I think the deadpan stare at the beginning really helps to set up the turtles comment.
Even after the tenth time, I still laughed.
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revdrew
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070907_news_turtle_boy.5 a7fe2df.html
The kid's still awesome in the follow up interview. And his mom is buying him some turtles now. YAY!
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tenten
I laughed til it hurt
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Menudo con queso
It's awesome that this kid has perfect media skills: don't answer the question that's asked, answer the question you WANT to be asked.
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Xiphias
shine on, kid
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GoneGirl
My enjoyment of this has bypassed all rationality.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
I think I just animated-gif-looped "I lak toitles!" about fifty times. Where is YTMND when you need 'em?
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zatojones
I like the tin man
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mobius
I want to think he just wanted to say something "wacky," but part of me believes that he really just does like turtles.
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oogaBooga
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY?
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Merkwuerdigeliebe
F-f-f-f-f-five stars.
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dementomstie
Hooray for Fairs! Or weird Oregon Village things. Whatever caused this kid to be a turtle loving zombie is good enough for me.
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thekidinthehelmet
This kid was on to something, it's the perfect answer to any question really.
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kingofthenothing
I think what gets overlooked is the kid has perfect zombie acting performance. He stands there like a zombie, waits for his turn to strike, then goes back to zombie mode.
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Lauritz Melchior
After having seen this video a million times, it's still worth a million starts every time I come back to it. I'm thinking of being Jonathan the Zombie for Halloween.
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pathetique
this never ever gets old
ever
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IrishWhiskey
We all do, kid. We all do.
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detc
I was laughing before he even was asked the question, just because he showed no emotion even in the face of an overly-upbeat newscaster. Stars for consistency.
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THA SUGAH RAIN
Fantastic.
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Time Travel Mishap
oh god so many poe classics i haven't rated. I am shamed.
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Siebenstein
I still come back to this almost 5 years later. This kid is great.
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Myrmidon
Few videos have this kind of staying power.
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