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Desc:We all do, kid.
Category:News & Politics
Tags:news, zombie, turtles, portland
Submitted:Afgh
Date:06/28/07
Views:19975
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Comment count is 69
Adramelech
Should not have laughed as hard as I did. More people need to answer the question "What do you think?" honestly and completely out of context.
Urburos
Fabulous.
StanleyPain
DAMN ZOMBIE BIASED MEDIA.
Caminante Nocturno
The next zombie film to come out of Hollywood had better have the Undead saying this instead of "Brains."
erratic
And turtles like you, kid...turtles like you.
Repomancer
Turtles are sort of like brains -- a hard shell conceals the soft, juicy interior.
baleen
Pure beauty.
Xenocide
Turtles are the finest of all reptiles. Well done, lad. Well done.
Old_Zircon
Amphibians!

numb
Turtles are reptiles, not amphibians.

Old_Zircon
By god, it's true!

anotherdeadhero
Nice video,the reporters reaction had me laughing.
sosage
not enough stars
Aubrey McFate
Catching newscasters off guard is so great.
Sean Robinson
Kid Zombi, if any fucker ever gives you shit, let me know and I will stomp them. Preferably if they are also 12. I don't want to make promises I can't keep.
mashedtater
That is the sweetest thing ever.

fuck flowers and a ring.

bopeton
I love how he just sits quietly, waiting politely for his turn to say it.
Rodents of Unusual Size
You laugh, but he has already bitten hordes of now undead turtles that await their day to wreck havoc....very slowly.
revdrew
This is my official answer now to "What do you think?" Forever.
spacker dave
Me too.

tesla_weapon
Me three.

KozmicBlue
I could watch this all day. Thank you for your honesty young man.
KozmicBlue
wait is this at halloween, or did he just ask to be a zombie for no reason?
bopeton
Let's hope it was no reason.

Maxville
This is the kid that kept bothering Ralphie while he was in line to see Santa Claus.
Camonk
Honestly, that's probably the best answer to any question. Just pick something you like and point it out. Man, out of the mouths of babes--zombies.
Billy Buttsex
Hey-- *I* like turtles!
KillerGazebo
What a twist!

Corman's Inferno
This might be the most entertaining moment in county fair history.
coprolalia
Keep Portland Weird!
Jimmy Labatt
Zombie Kid For Prez!
Hooper_X
If you don't like turtles, you are no friend of mine.
Ashenblade
Rock on, Jonathan.
fourthguy
It's unclear to me why exactly, but this made me laugh until tears welled up in my eyes. A billion jazillion stars forever.
tamago
Cowabunga, young sir. Cowabunga.
Old_Zircon
I can't believe I missed this. Better than Garbage Day.
NoCode
This totally is better than Garbage Day. Tuwtles win forever.
Mayberry Pancakes
I stared at this for a few seconds, stunned, then began laughing so hard I cried. Wow.
Honest Abe
ralph wiggum come to life
ABoyNamedCheese
i'm 5 staring the above comment

B_Ko
Hell yeah.
bac
kinda sounds like slingblade. also turtles rule.
Portaxx
You're preaching to the choir, son.
superfister69
I think the deadpan stare at the beginning really helps to set up the turtles comment.

Even after the tenth time, I still laughed.
revdrew
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070907_news_turtle_boy.5 a7fe2df.html

The kid's still awesome in the follow up interview. And his mom is buying him some turtles now. YAY!
tenten
I laughed til it hurt
Menudo con queso
It's awesome that this kid has perfect media skills: don't answer the question that's asked, answer the question you WANT to be asked.
Xiphias
shine on, kid
GoneGirl
My enjoyment of this has bypassed all rationality.
j lzrd / swift idiot
I think I just animated-gif-looped "I lak toitles!" about fifty times. Where is YTMND when you need 'em?
zatojones
I like the tin man
mobius
I want to think he just wanted to say something "wacky," but part of me believes that he really just does like turtles.
oogaBooga
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY?
Merkwuerdigeliebe
F-f-f-f-f-five stars.
dementomstie
Hooray for Fairs! Or weird Oregon Village things. Whatever caused this kid to be a turtle loving zombie is good enough for me.
thekidinthehelmet
This kid was on to something, it's the perfect answer to any question really.
kingofthenothing
I think what gets overlooked is the kid has perfect zombie acting performance. He stands there like a zombie, waits for his turn to strike, then goes back to zombie mode.
Lauritz Melchior
After having seen this video a million times, it's still worth a million starts every time I come back to it. I'm thinking of being Jonathan the Zombie for Halloween.
pathetique
this never ever gets old

ever
joelkazoo
Agree 110%!

IrishWhiskey
We all do, kid. We all do.
detc
I was laughing before he even was asked the question, just because he showed no emotion even in the face of an overly-upbeat newscaster. Stars for consistency.
THA SUGAH RAIN
Fantastic.
Time Travel Mishap
oh god so many poe classics i haven't rated. I am shamed.
Oktay
I don't feel so bad now.

James Woods
Me too. Kind of surprised at myself.

Siebenstein
I still come back to this almost 5 years later. This kid is great.
Myrmidon
Few videos have this kind of staying power.
Kabbage
The most Kid thing that has ever happened.
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