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Adramelech - 2007-06-28

Should not have laughed as hard as I did. More people need to answer the question "What do you think?" honestly and completely out of context.

Urburos - 2007-06-28


StanleyPain - 2007-06-28


Caminante Nocturno - 2007-06-28

The next zombie film to come out of Hollywood had better have the Undead saying this instead of "Brains."

erratic - 2007-06-28

And turtles like you, kid...turtles like you.

Repomancer - 2007-06-28

Turtles are sort of like brains -- a hard shell conceals the soft, juicy interior.

baleen - 2007-06-28

Pure beauty.

Xenocide - 2007-06-28

Turtles are the finest of all reptiles. Well done, lad. Well done.

Old_Zircon - 2007-07-03


numb - 2008-01-25

Turtles are reptiles, not amphibians.

Old_Zircon - 2012-06-28

By god, it's true!

anotherdeadhero - 2007-06-28

Nice video,the reporters reaction had me laughing.

sosage - 2007-06-28

not enough stars

Aubrey McFate - 2007-06-28

Catching newscasters off guard is so great.

Sean Robinson - 2007-06-28

Kid Zombi, if any fucker ever gives you shit, let me know and I will stomp them. Preferably if they are also 12. I don't want to make promises I can't keep.

mashedtater - 2009-01-15

That is the sweetest thing ever.

fuck flowers and a ring.

bopeton - 2007-06-28

I love how he just sits quietly, waiting politely for his turn to say it.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-28

You laugh, but he has already bitten hordes of now undead turtles that await their day to wreck havoc....very slowly.

revdrew - 2007-06-28

This is my official answer now to "What do you think?" Forever.

spacker dave - 2007-07-09

Me too.

tesla_weapon - 2014-12-04

Me three.

KozmicBlue - 2007-06-28

I could watch this all day. Thank you for your honesty young man.

KozmicBlue - 2007-06-28

wait is this at halloween, or did he just ask to be a zombie for no reason?

bopeton - 2007-06-29

Let's hope it was no reason.

Maxville - 2007-06-29

This is the kid that kept bothering Ralphie while he was in line to see Santa Claus.

Camonk - 2007-06-29

Honestly, that's probably the best answer to any question. Just pick something you like and point it out. Man, out of the mouths of babes--zombies.

Billy Buttsex - 2007-06-29

Hey-- *I* like turtles!

KillerGazebo - 2007-07-28

What a twist!

Corman's Inferno - 2007-06-29

This might be the most entertaining moment in county fair history.

coprolalia - 2007-06-30

Keep Portland Weird!

Jimmy Labatt - 2007-07-01

Zombie Kid For Prez!

Hooper_X - 2007-07-01

If you don't like turtles, you are no friend of mine.

Ashenblade - 2007-07-02

Rock on, Jonathan.

fourthguy - 2007-07-02

It's unclear to me why exactly, but this made me laugh until tears welled up in my eyes. A billion jazillion stars forever.

tamago - 2007-07-02

Cowabunga, young sir. Cowabunga.

Old_Zircon - 2007-07-03

I can't believe I missed this. Better than Garbage Day.

NoCode - 2007-07-04

This totally is better than Garbage Day. Tuwtles win forever.

Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-07-07

I stared at this for a few seconds, stunned, then began laughing so hard I cried. Wow.

Honest Abe - 2007-07-07

ralph wiggum come to life

ABoyNamedCheese - 2009-01-17

i'm 5 staring the above comment

B_Ko - 2007-07-08

Hell yeah.

bac - 2007-07-11

kinda sounds like slingblade. also turtles rule.

Portaxx - 2007-07-14

You're preaching to the choir, son.

superfister69 - 2007-07-18

I think the deadpan stare at the beginning really helps to set up the turtles comment.

Even after the tenth time, I still laughed.

revdrew - 2007-07-19

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070907_news_turtle_boy.5 a7fe2df.html

The kid's still awesome in the follow up interview. And his mom is buying him some turtles now. YAY!

tenten - 2007-08-03

I laughed til it hurt

Menudo con queso - 2007-09-27

It's awesome that this kid has perfect media skills: don't answer the question that's asked, answer the question you WANT to be asked.

Xiphias - 2007-09-28

shine on, kid

GoneGirl - 2007-09-28

My enjoyment of this has bypassed all rationality.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-10-01

I think I just animated-gif-looped "I lak toitles!" about fifty times. Where is YTMND when you need 'em?

zatojones - 2007-11-09

I like the tin man

mobius - 2008-06-01

I want to think he just wanted to say something "wacky," but part of me believes that he really just does like turtles.

oogaBooga - 2008-07-16


Merkwuerdigeliebe - 2008-07-31

F-f-f-f-f-five stars.

dementomstie - 2008-08-08

Hooray for Fairs! Or weird Oregon Village things. Whatever caused this kid to be a turtle loving zombie is good enough for me.

thekidinthehelmet - 2008-08-17

This kid was on to something, it's the perfect answer to any question really.

kingofthenothing - 2008-10-06

I think what gets overlooked is the kid has perfect zombie acting performance. He stands there like a zombie, waits for his turn to strike, then goes back to zombie mode.

Lauritz Melchior - 2008-10-08

After having seen this video a million times, it's still worth a million starts every time I come back to it. I'm thinking of being Jonathan the Zombie for Halloween.

pathetique - 2009-01-03

this never ever gets old


joelkazoo - 2009-03-06

Agree 110%!

IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-11

We all do, kid. We all do.

detc - 2009-03-27

I was laughing before he even was asked the question, just because he showed no emotion even in the face of an overly-upbeat newscaster. Stars for consistency.

THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-09-17


Time Travel Mishap - 2009-10-11

oh god so many poe classics i haven't rated. I am shamed.

Oktay - 2011-01-03

I don't feel so bad now.

James Woods - 2013-02-23

Me too. Kind of surprised at myself.

Siebenstein - 2012-03-20

I still come back to this almost 5 years later. This kid is great.

Myrmidon - 2012-06-28

Few videos have this kind of staying power.

Kabbage - 2013-06-28

The most Kid thing that has ever happened.

The Mothership - 2019-09-16

Portland Zombies.

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