|Adramelech - 2007-06-28 |
Should not have laughed as hard as I did. More people need to answer the question "What do you think?" honestly and completely out of context.
|Urburos - 2007-06-28 |
|StanleyPain - 2007-06-28 |
DAMN ZOMBIE BIASED MEDIA.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-06-28 |
The next zombie film to come out of Hollywood had better have the Undead saying this instead of "Brains."
|erratic - 2007-06-28 |
And turtles like you, kid...turtles like you.
|Repomancer - 2007-06-28 |
Turtles are sort of like brains -- a hard shell conceals the soft, juicy interior.
|baleen - 2007-06-28 |
|Xenocide - 2007-06-28 |
Turtles are the finest of all reptiles. Well done, lad. Well done.
|anotherdeadhero - 2007-06-28 |
Nice video,the reporters reaction had me laughing.
|sosage - 2007-06-28 |
not enough stars
|Aubrey McFate - 2007-06-28 |
Catching newscasters off guard is so great.
|Sean Robinson - 2007-06-28 |
Kid Zombi, if any fucker ever gives you shit, let me know and I will stomp them. Preferably if they are also 12. I don't want to make promises I can't keep.
|bopeton - 2007-06-28 |
I love how he just sits quietly, waiting politely for his turn to say it.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-28 |
You laugh, but he has already bitten hordes of now undead turtles that await their day to wreck havoc....very slowly.
|revdrew - 2007-06-28 |
This is my official answer now to "What do you think?" Forever.
|KozmicBlue - 2007-06-28 |
I could watch this all day. Thank you for your honesty young man.
|KozmicBlue - 2007-06-28 |
wait is this at halloween, or did he just ask to be a zombie for no reason?
Let's hope it was no reason.
|Maxville - 2007-06-29 |
This is the kid that kept bothering Ralphie while he was in line to see Santa Claus.
|Camonk - 2007-06-29 |
Honestly, that's probably the best answer to any question. Just pick something you like and point it out. Man, out of the mouths of babes--zombies.
|Billy Buttsex - 2007-06-29 |
Hey-- *I* like turtles!
|Corman's Inferno - 2007-06-29 |
This might be the most entertaining moment in county fair history.
|coprolalia - 2007-06-30 |
Keep Portland Weird!
|Jimmy Labatt - 2007-07-01 |
Zombie Kid For Prez!
|Hooper_X - 2007-07-01 |
If you don't like turtles, you are no friend of mine.
|Ashenblade - 2007-07-02 |
Rock on, Jonathan.
|fourthguy - 2007-07-02 |
It's unclear to me why exactly, but this made me laugh until tears welled up in my eyes. A billion jazillion stars forever.
|tamago - 2007-07-02 |
Cowabunga, young sir. Cowabunga.
|Old_Zircon - 2007-07-03 |
I can't believe I missed this. Better than Garbage Day.
|NoCode - 2007-07-04 |
This totally is better than Garbage Day. Tuwtles win forever.
|Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-07-07 |
I stared at this for a few seconds, stunned, then began laughing so hard I cried. Wow.
|Honest Abe - 2007-07-07 |
ralph wiggum come to life
|B_Ko - 2007-07-08 |
|bac - 2007-07-11 |
kinda sounds like slingblade. also turtles rule.
|Portaxx - 2007-07-14 |
You're preaching to the choir, son.
|superfister69 - 2007-07-18 |
I think the deadpan stare at the beginning really helps to set up the turtles comment.
Even after the tenth time, I still laughed.
|revdrew - 2007-07-19 |
The kid's still awesome in the follow up interview. And his mom is buying him some turtles now. YAY!
|tenten - 2007-08-03 |
I laughed til it hurt
|Menudo con queso - 2007-09-27 |
It's awesome that this kid has perfect media skills: don't answer the question that's asked, answer the question you WANT to be asked.
|Xiphias - 2007-09-28 |
shine on, kid
|GoneGirl - 2007-09-28 |
My enjoyment of this has bypassed all rationality.
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-10-01 |
I think I just animated-gif-looped "I lak toitles!" about fifty times. Where is YTMND when you need 'em?
|zatojones - 2007-11-09 |
I like the tin man
|mobius - 2008-06-01 |
I want to think he just wanted to say something "wacky," but part of me believes that he really just does like turtles.
|oogaBooga - 2008-07-16 |
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY?
|Merkwuerdigeliebe - 2008-07-31 |
|dementomstie - 2008-08-08 |
Hooray for Fairs! Or weird Oregon Village things. Whatever caused this kid to be a turtle loving zombie is good enough for me.
|thekidinthehelmet - 2008-08-17 |
This kid was on to something, it's the perfect answer to any question really.
|kingofthenothing - 2008-10-06 |
I think what gets overlooked is the kid has perfect zombie acting performance. He stands there like a zombie, waits for his turn to strike, then goes back to zombie mode.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2008-10-08 |
After having seen this video a million times, it's still worth a million starts every time I come back to it. I'm thinking of being Jonathan the Zombie for Halloween.
|pathetique - 2009-01-03 |
this never ever gets old
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-11 |
We all do, kid. We all do.
|detc - 2009-03-27 |
I was laughing before he even was asked the question, just because he showed no emotion even in the face of an overly-upbeat newscaster. Stars for consistency.
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-09-17 |
|Time Travel Mishap - 2009-10-11 |
oh god so many poe classics i haven't rated. I am shamed.
|Siebenstein - 2012-03-20 |
I still come back to this almost 5 years later. This kid is great.
|Myrmidon - 2012-06-28 |
Few videos have this kind of staying power.
|Kabbage - 2013-06-28 |
The most Kid thing that has ever happened.
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