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Desc:We all do, kid.
Category:News & Politics
Tags:news, zombie, turtles, portland
Submitted:Afgh
Date:06/28/07
Views:19976
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Comment count is 69
Adramelech - 2007-06-28
Should not have laughed as hard as I did. More people need to answer the question "What do you think?" honestly and completely out of context.
Urburos - 2007-06-28
Fabulous.
StanleyPain - 2007-06-28
DAMN ZOMBIE BIASED MEDIA.
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-06-28
The next zombie film to come out of Hollywood had better have the Undead saying this instead of "Brains."
erratic - 2007-06-28
And turtles like you, kid...turtles like you.
Repomancer - 2007-06-28
Turtles are sort of like brains -- a hard shell conceals the soft, juicy interior.
baleen - 2007-06-28
Pure beauty.
Xenocide - 2007-06-28
Turtles are the finest of all reptiles. Well done, lad. Well done.
Old_Zircon - 2007-07-03
Amphibians!

numb - 2008-01-25
Turtles are reptiles, not amphibians.

Old_Zircon - 2012-06-28
By god, it's true!

anotherdeadhero - 2007-06-28
Nice video,the reporters reaction had me laughing.
sosage - 2007-06-28
not enough stars
Aubrey McFate - 2007-06-28
Catching newscasters off guard is so great.
Sean Robinson - 2007-06-28
Kid Zombi, if any fucker ever gives you shit, let me know and I will stomp them. Preferably if they are also 12. I don't want to make promises I can't keep.
mashedtater - 2009-01-15
That is the sweetest thing ever.

fuck flowers and a ring.

bopeton - 2007-06-28
I love how he just sits quietly, waiting politely for his turn to say it.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-06-28
You laugh, but he has already bitten hordes of now undead turtles that await their day to wreck havoc....very slowly.
revdrew - 2007-06-28
This is my official answer now to "What do you think?" Forever.
spacker dave - 2007-07-09
Me too.

tesla_weapon - 2014-12-04
Me three.

KozmicBlue - 2007-06-28
I could watch this all day. Thank you for your honesty young man.
KozmicBlue - 2007-06-28
wait is this at halloween, or did he just ask to be a zombie for no reason?
bopeton - 2007-06-29
Let's hope it was no reason.

Maxville - 2007-06-29
This is the kid that kept bothering Ralphie while he was in line to see Santa Claus.
Camonk - 2007-06-29
Honestly, that's probably the best answer to any question. Just pick something you like and point it out. Man, out of the mouths of babes--zombies.
Billy Buttsex - 2007-06-29
Hey-- *I* like turtles!
KillerGazebo - 2007-07-28
What a twist!

Corman's Inferno - 2007-06-29
This might be the most entertaining moment in county fair history.
coprolalia - 2007-06-30
Keep Portland Weird!
Jimmy Labatt - 2007-07-01
Zombie Kid For Prez!
Hooper_X - 2007-07-01
If you don't like turtles, you are no friend of mine.
Ashenblade - 2007-07-02
Rock on, Jonathan.
fourthguy - 2007-07-02
It's unclear to me why exactly, but this made me laugh until tears welled up in my eyes. A billion jazillion stars forever.
tamago - 2007-07-02
Cowabunga, young sir. Cowabunga.
Old_Zircon - 2007-07-03
I can't believe I missed this. Better than Garbage Day.
NoCode - 2007-07-04
This totally is better than Garbage Day. Tuwtles win forever.
Mayberry Pancakes - 2007-07-07
I stared at this for a few seconds, stunned, then began laughing so hard I cried. Wow.
Honest Abe - 2007-07-07
ralph wiggum come to life
ABoyNamedCheese - 2009-01-17
i'm 5 staring the above comment

B_Ko - 2007-07-08
Hell yeah.
bac - 2007-07-11
kinda sounds like slingblade. also turtles rule.
Portaxx - 2007-07-14
You're preaching to the choir, son.
superfister69 - 2007-07-18
I think the deadpan stare at the beginning really helps to set up the turtles comment.

Even after the tenth time, I still laughed.
revdrew - 2007-07-19
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070907_news_turtle_boy.5 a7fe2df.html

The kid's still awesome in the follow up interview. And his mom is buying him some turtles now. YAY!
tenten - 2007-08-03
I laughed til it hurt
Menudo con queso - 2007-09-27
It's awesome that this kid has perfect media skills: don't answer the question that's asked, answer the question you WANT to be asked.
Xiphias - 2007-09-28
shine on, kid
GoneGirl - 2007-09-28
My enjoyment of this has bypassed all rationality.
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-10-01
I think I just animated-gif-looped "I lak toitles!" about fifty times. Where is YTMND when you need 'em?
zatojones - 2007-11-09
I like the tin man
mobius - 2008-06-01
I want to think he just wanted to say something "wacky," but part of me believes that he really just does like turtles.
oogaBooga - 2008-07-16
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING FUNNY?
Merkwuerdigeliebe - 2008-07-31
F-f-f-f-f-five stars.
dementomstie - 2008-08-08
Hooray for Fairs! Or weird Oregon Village things. Whatever caused this kid to be a turtle loving zombie is good enough for me.
thekidinthehelmet - 2008-08-17
This kid was on to something, it's the perfect answer to any question really.
kingofthenothing - 2008-10-06
I think what gets overlooked is the kid has perfect zombie acting performance. He stands there like a zombie, waits for his turn to strike, then goes back to zombie mode.
Lauritz Melchior - 2008-10-08
After having seen this video a million times, it's still worth a million starts every time I come back to it. I'm thinking of being Jonathan the Zombie for Halloween.
pathetique - 2009-01-03
this never ever gets old

ever
joelkazoo - 2009-03-06
Agree 110%!

IrishWhiskey - 2009-02-11
We all do, kid. We all do.
detc - 2009-03-27
I was laughing before he even was asked the question, just because he showed no emotion even in the face of an overly-upbeat newscaster. Stars for consistency.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2009-09-17
Fantastic.
Time Travel Mishap - 2009-10-11
oh god so many poe classics i haven't rated. I am shamed.
Oktay - 2011-01-03
I don't feel so bad now.

James Woods - 2013-02-23
Me too. Kind of surprised at myself.

Siebenstein - 2012-03-20
I still come back to this almost 5 years later. This kid is great.
Myrmidon - 2012-06-28
Few videos have this kind of staying power.
Kabbage - 2013-06-28
The most Kid thing that has ever happened.
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