Diogenes      "The snail will likely survive this attack, but more parasites are growing inside its body and will move into its regenerated tentacles."
NO! BAD NATURE! BAD! THAT'S A BAD, BAD, NATURE! NO!
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Knuckles      Dear god. Do you people see what's happening? THEY'RE MOVING UP THE FOOD CHAIN. It's only a matter of time before they begin their offensive on humanity.
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Repomancer      Lurpy.
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Unmerciful Crushing Force      If you watch it on mute, you can pretend that the snail has a rave going on inside instead of parasitic brain-eating death.
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Cube      Brainslugs!
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Xiphias      A bird!
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Camonk      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!
This is better for waking you up in the morning than a slug of espresso and speed. AAAAAAAAAAUGH!!! Okay, creationists, give me a teleological argument about this fucky shit. C'mon. I dare you.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      The snail is saying I LOVE JESUS in morse code. There, are you happy now?
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Bone_Vulture      I just finished Resident Evil 4.
NO MORE PARASITES DAMMIT
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