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Desc:Maybe Alex should take DMT sometime.
Category:News & Politics, Religious
Tags:conspiracy, dmt, elves, alex jones
Submitted:Space Helicopter
Date:06/27/11
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Comment count is 33
Pillager
1:53 sounds like Christianity to me...
OxygenThief
"I shouldn't even get into it" is the first thing Alex Jones has said that I actually agree with.

OxygenThief
Not meant as a reply but there you go.

wtf japan
Jones is not a *happy camper.*
Black Napkins
I love you.

3Leukothea5
These are *fat* words. Do you want to play some more?

charmlessman
I must remember this clip next time someone says they listen to him.
Ghoul
The "clock-wokrk elves" are the same beings that woke mankind up 30 000 years ago, you can see them in cave paintings from all around the world at that time. modern anthropologist call them "Therianthropes". Check out Graham Hancocks book "Supranatural" for more info.

mcnowski 1 day ago 2
chumbucket
Joe Rogan??
memedumpster
"Kill everyone, we're friendly."
He's not even capable of completing a logically sound sentence.
Caminante Nocturno
Clockwork Elves
3
Artifact Creature Elves

Tap Clockwork Elves: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

2/2
eatenmyeyes
Alloy Myr?

Ghoul
I'll trade you this here Wood Elemental...

cognitivedissonance
Mage: The Awakening actually had rules for communing with the Clockwork Elves. It was very complicated, as typical for the game.

Menudo con queso
Baby head, baby hair, baby bouncy-dance, middle-age man with bourbon voice. This guy is eerily unpleasant to look at.
jangbones
and boring...play clips from ten years ago, its exactly the same stupid shit

Born in the RSR
Perpetuum mobile of impotent anger.
spikestoyiu
I like the pre-load because it makes it look like he's wearing a very festive headpiece.
Xenocide
Alex is determined to be the prettiest dancer at Carnival this year! You won't out cha-cha him, Barack Obama, you wicked, wicked, devil!

ashtar.
uh. What?
I am unclear what sort of conspiracy nut he is. Who are the 'globalists'? Ray Kurzweil and the Pentagon and Terence McKenna and the CIA/LHC? How does he fit those together?

also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_elf
Rudy
So the elves got to you too, huh? YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANY OF THAT GOLD THEY PROMISED YOU! THEY ARE MASTER LIARS! RON PAUL 2012!

Rodents of Unusual Size
from Wikipedia because I'm lazy

"Writers on DMT include Terence McKenna, Jeremy Narby and Graham Hancock. In his writings and speeches, Terence McKenna recounts encounters with entities he sometimes describes as "Self-Transforming Machine Elves" among other phrases. McKenna believed DMT to be a tool that could be used to enhance communication and allow for communication with other-worldly entities. Other users report visitation from external intelligences attempting to impart information."

dead_cat
AND I HEARD THIS ONE GUY TOOK DMT AND CHOKED TO DEATH WHEN HE GRABBED THE FAMILY CANARY OUT OF ITS CAGE AND TRIED TO STUFF IT WHOLE DOWN HIS THROAT AND THEN HE BASTED AND ROASTED THE BABY AND DIAPERED THE TURKEY BEFORE HIS BRAIN WAS FATALLY INFESTED WITH CRYSTALS AND SPIDERS.
dead_cat
DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS! YOU MIGHT REALIZE WE'VE LIED TO YOU!!

BorrowedSolution
But seriously, dead_cat. Meth IS bad for you.

dead_cat
Well DUHH on that.

Rodents of Unusual Size
What.

I mean I knew Alex Jones was insane.

But what.

WHAT.

Oh my god. Every few seconds this just gets exponentially better.
dead_cat
I keep watching this and it keeps getting better. It's like the perfect retarded baby of all the deranged anti-drug scaremongering (seriously, the post I made above is mostly paraphrasing shit I was told about *marijuana*, and those are just the tip of the iceberg) from my childrens' church-class days, and the craziest of the current American political punditry.
Hummana Hummana Hummana
I AM...SINISTAR
Jet Bin Fever
video down...
Pillager
O ye of little faith...


Juice Eggs McKenna
Just one time, why can't they want us to kill all the elite?
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