Fat, fat, fat.

WE ATE THE PROM.

so you take a short video from a right wing influencer and then you pause it a bunch to explain that you agree BUT you are very sensitive and it is very sad. Making the video 3 times longer while you click around on google mumbling about just how sad it is.

but 4 stars because it might be something that everybody can finally agree on.

The two tags selected are ideal.


I believe there are many possibilities for comedy to mine and would love to hear as many as possible.

Party Hat
Butter Creature
THICK
Society made me
Rubbing one out as a token of respect for the the departed

I took an EMR class from a very crusty EMT/Firefighter who could rattle off facts about how most of the common stuff they'd do to save people's lives –CPR, AED, etc.–just didn't work above a certain weight, not to mention the difficulties trying to move someone 300+ even into a position to work on them if they collapsed in a small bathroom up a flight of stairs.

I've been a little amazed to see body positivity morph from "don't be mean to fat people" to "don't listen to doctors, all weights are healthy!"

Just lost my best friend possibly due to issues with their weight so this hits hard. They were always a big girl, strong as fuck btw, but they also a a bunch of medical problems near the end, namely a bad knee and sleep issues which made it hard to maintain her weight. The last time we hung out she was the heaviest she had ever been and was even trying one of those new “wonder drugs” to help with her weight- she had to quit those because they made her throw up nonstop.

In all our time together I can never recall her having issues with food, if anything she was an extremely picky eater- nothing too salty, and nothing with too many herbs. Also, not much a drinker, even though the homie was a renowned part girl by the end she wasn’t drinking at all. After dating a heavy drinker I can definitely say that is way worse for the body then over eating and smoking. My ex went from being a slim twink to a slob in less than six months- kind of want to see how he’s doing but he was a jerk.

I’m starting to ramble here so I’ll end it here by saying people can be attractive at any size but don’t try to be something that your not and take care of yourself.

Peace