Will It Blend? - Esky Award

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Comment count is 20

ebola

- 2007-08-11

This is getting boring.

mouser

- 2007-08-11

Yeah. I want to see him blend a milk shake or something meaningful for once.

Xenocide

- 2007-08-12

Yeah, man, I liked Tom Dickson before all you guys even heard of him! Back before he SOLD OUT. It used to be about the BLENDING, man. Now he just does just conformist mainstream blending for SHEEPLE. POPULAR THINGS SUCK.

If I were the Beach Boys I'd consider this the greatest honor of our career.

Hooker

- 2007-08-12

I admit, it would be a pretty great payoff if the milkshake wouldn't blend.

Hooker - 2007-08-12

Also, I _really_ want to know if you can blend a Blendtec blender.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit

- 2007-08-11

I beg to differ. I genuinely hope future episodes are nothing but Tom blending effigies of people and/or organizations that crossed him.

baleen

- 2007-08-11

I hope he loses his mind and starts blending his lease with a copy of the Quran and some jelly that he finds too sweet and a picture of his ex wife and stuff like that.

gotterdamm

- 2007-08-11

Final episode: Tom blends the Sun and we all freeze to death (while enjoying nutritious smoothies.)

dead_cat

- 2007-08-12

Final Ep: Tom blends himself, but not before getting smooth-tastic revenge on everyone who's ever pissed him off.

KnowFuture

- 2007-08-12

Hell, I'd settle for him blending crack rocks in there.

"DON'T BREATHE IT!"

Pandatronic

- 2007-08-11

I'm now reserving my 5-star rating for when he finds something that won't blend.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2007-08-11

Oh, suddenly you've decided you're too cool for this shit? Whatever.

Michael Houser

- 2007-08-11

He needs more controversy. He should blend The Bible and The Koran simultaneously.

dr_rock

- 2007-08-12

He should blend rock and hip hop.

kingarthur

- 2007-08-12

He should blend fireworks. Or did he already do that?

boner

- 2007-08-12

I want him to blend all the "Participation" ribbons I "won" at school sporting events.

The McK

- 2007-08-24

The Beach Boys really have this uncanny ability to attract charismatic, brilliant and clearly homicidal fans.

Camonk

- 2007-08-31

You can tell he wants to say to the Esky people, This is you. This is your entire family. Do not fuck with me again. But he's too classy.

Also, you know what's boring? YOUR FACE

Hooper_X

- 2007-10-11

I was hoping this was some award that he or the blender won - you know, some kind of "CRAZIEST INTERNET VIDEO" award or whatever, and he was blending it as a giant fuck you to whoever gave it to him.

SolRo

- 2008-09-05

It looks like the base didn't blend...

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