I�m Jack Bauer
Always in danger
I�m Jack Bauer
I never die
I�m Jack Bauer
I get pissed easily
I�m Jack Bauer
I�m actually a crybaby�
I�m Jack Bauer
To the guys who don�t confess
I�m Jack Bauer
I yell at them from really close
I�m Jack Bauer
24th is 24�s day
I�m Jack Bauer
Let�s go to a rental video place
Song 2:
I�m Jack Bauer
I don�t take orders from anyone
I�m Jack Bauer
And I drag everyone along
I�m Jack Bauer
I�m good with dealing with danger
I�m Jack Bauer
Weak for my daughter
I�m Jack Bauer
I�m an immortal man
I�m Jack Bauer
Sometimes I pass out
I�m Jack Bauer
My phone bill is crazy
I�m Jack Bauer
But my job pays for it