Talking cat. Don't worry, it's not cute at all.

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Talking cat. Don't worry, it's not cute at all.

Desc:	Cats are scary. These people shouldn't be laughing.
Category:	Humor, Horror
Tags:	cats, talking cat, don piano
Submitted:	Xiphias
Date:	09/06/07
Views:	5437
Rating: View Ratings	Register to vote for this video Favorited 12 Times
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Xiphias

This clip is featured in at least one FUNNY CATS video here on poetv but it's strange and disturbing enough to warrant its own page, I think.

happy_ending

You just don't like it because it makes you pee your pants whenever you see it. Big baby.

"Oooooohhhh Xiph-pheye-uhs"

Feyd

I'm not certain whether this should be embarrassing or not, but I played a City of Villains character named Oh Don Piano.

Xiphias
Did he have cat ears?

Smellvin
The only embarrassing part is that you played City of Heros. "Oh Don Piano" is a pretty sweet name.

Feyd
He was black and white and had cat ears. Okay, now I'm certain.

Westward

You talk too much, talking cat.

tamago

OH LONG JOHNSON

ztc

The ending has been cut. We don't see the big reveal, where he's actually been talking to another, smaller cat.

My cat makes similar noises when Nemesis Cat from across the road is skulking outside the cat flap.

revdrew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=964uCtgsDoE

RandomFerret

Holy shit, why did they cut that part out? That makes the clip! It baffles me that I've never seen the ending until now.

Innocent Bystander

That's not a cat. It's a crazy old hobo disguised as a cat.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit

He's saying "I SHOULDN'T BE"

DMKA

He should voice the villain in the next Disney movie.

blase

Actually, he voiced the "cute sidekick" once, disguised as John Byner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9zNVTAQoU

Knuckles

Why I eyes ya

Smellvin

It sounds like he has some obscure European accent.

Vicious

Sounds like an old Japanese lady.

jangbones

A hundred years ago, Talking Cat would have been one of the most feared creatures on God's Green Earth.

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face

It's either sick or scared, stop laughing audience

Schraff

The second one. The eyes, ear position, posture, and puffed-up fur indicate fear/STAYTHEFUCKAWAY.
My cats, too, are unbelievably creepy sounding when they're pre-freakout. One very clearly says "HelllOOOOOO..?," usually late at night. Gives me The Fear every damn time.

Dr. Venkman

ditto, whenever i'm at my girlfriends house her cat scratches at the bedroom door every morning repeatedly. while doing this he screeches in a long drawn out tone "hellooooooooooooooo", freaks me right the fuck out every time.

that said i think don piano cat sounds like a crazy old senile coot rambling on and on about nothing.

now this vid would be ten times creepier had that cat followed up "all the live long day" with "wait till martin comes"...anyone who gets that i owe a half a sandwhich and coke!

athodyd

I remember Jeff Goldblum once mentioned on the tonight show that a cat had spoken pretty much an entire sentence in English to him one night when he was alone.

I wish that sort of thing would happen to me.

cognitivedissonance
I've heard talkative cats (my cat is fond of yelling "FOOOOOD" in a high pitched whine). I once heard a cat that sounded uncannily like a crying baby. I wonder if it's these traits that led ancient peoples to worship and fear this stupid, stupid creature.

Harveyjames

So that's how they came up with the voice for Doraemon.

Cap'n Profan!ty

Oh long johnson

someone is remembering having testicles

Keefu

This made me laugh

in a nervious, hysterical way

dead_cat

"Oh Dhon-nee boy, djah papphse jong piipess ohdon-nee boy-oh boy-oh-bhoy oh boyyyyii..."

Hooper_X

SOMETIMES MY ARMS BEND BACK

Xiphias
^5

Bone_Vulture
Gaaaaahhh need to know the reference