|Blaise - 2007-09-16 |
It seems the alien invaders have too much time on their hands. Why don't they attack already?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-09-16 |
He deserves some sort of tangible prize from the game after that.
|coprolalia - 2007-09-16 |
Figures Japan would get the best version of Tetris. HOLD function, please!
Tetris Evolution on 360 has it too.
|EvilHomer - 2007-09-16 |
I was about to laugh at him at 5:50, but he shut me up pretty quickly.
|Princess v2.1 - 2007-09-16 |
|Severian - 2007-09-16 |
|RockBolt - 2007-09-16 |
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-09-16 |
The hands are there to convince you it's real.
|Smellvin - 2007-09-16 |
I bet this guy is the Rainman, and he's a good driver - very good driver (but only on Sundays).
|Hellweek15 - 2007-09-16 |
My mind is a fucked apart dead thing
|revdrew - 2007-09-16 |
INVISIBLE. FUCKING. LEVEL.
|Knaaks - 2007-09-16 |
He only won cuz he got better blocks then me :(
Ye olden Tetris excuse in thine book.
|Benzene265 - 2007-09-16 |
I like how the pieces were going so fast that they just appeared at the bottom of the screen.
|tamago - 2007-09-16 |
I saw it and I still don't fucking believe it.
|thebaronsdoctor - 2007-09-16 |
This clip is proof that time-stopping supermen walk among us
Meanwhile, fat Texan kids post videos to bitch about how hard Super Mario Bros. is.
|Plan B - 2007-09-16 |
Imagine how horrible it would be to have to scratch your nose in the middle of that.
|Adramelech - 2007-09-16 |
|NoCode - 2007-09-16 |
|Gill_Sans - 2007-09-16 |
It's full of stars.
|StanleyPain - 2007-09-17 |
And I thought I was pretty good at Tetris.
|TheQuakeSoldier - 2007-09-17 |
This video tears apart the fabric of reality.
|Xenocide - 2007-09-17 |
Give this man whatever he wants, lest he send a plauge of colored blocks to destroy the harvest.
|Thundercougarfalconbird - 2007-09-18 |
|Dr. Smooth - 2007-09-19 |
I never knew you could actually beat tetris.
|IrishWhiskey - 2007-09-20 |
The developers probably only put in that mode to be able to recognize when Jesus had returned, as no mortal can possibly beat it.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-09-21 |
If ever I needed a reason not to start gaming.
|schwitz - 2007-09-25 |
I bet he could be the best data entry clerk that ever lived.
|charmlessman - 2007-09-26 |
Why is it that the Japanese are so good at video games and metal guitar?
|Endoris - 2007-09-26 |
|The McK - 2007-09-28 |
And then he just looks around at the rest of the arcade, wordlessly asking "Anyone for two-player?"
|Hooper_X - 2007-10-03 |
I shudder to think of what this guy's apartment looks like.
|Tenshi Ochiru - 2007-10-14 |
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-10-22 |
oh my sweet merciful jesus lord christ muhammad of saint paul's cathedral
|fluffy - 2007-10-28 |
There is nothing that the Japanese can't turn into an ultra-obsessive lifestyle.
|bac - 2007-11-03 |
-1 because it wasn't the orginal tetris...and I'm going straight to hell.
|Alektorophobic - 2007-11-08 |
It kept getting faster, and faster, and I looked, and there was still over a minute left of video and I thought, "how much fucking faster does it get???"
And then the blocks turned invisible and my jaw dropped.
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker - 2007-12-13 |
Invisible. Fucking. Blocks.
This man is the god damn omega nerd.
|elm axo - 2008-02-27 |
and at the end of all that he just gets a few fireworks? Give the guy a porsche, or a blowjob or something
|threads - 2008-03-01 |
This man is our King. We will follow him unto DEATH
|Pie Boy - 2008-04-12 |
|Random - 2008-05-06 |
This is the first time in my life that I've seen something so awesome that it actually made me kind of nauseous.
|Keefu - 2008-06-01 |
He didn't just beat the computer, he shamed and violated it.
|oogaBooga - 2008-06-14 |
Somehow i'm going to fap to this - i just need to think up the right angle.
|PeteyCruiser - 2008-07-14 |
i wonder which piece in the upcoming line-up he focuses on.
|Big Name Celebrity - 2008-07-17 |
I want a new nervous system. One that can do this.
|Merkwuerdigeliebe - 2008-08-12 |
GOTTA BEAT THE BISHOP, GOTTA REACH LEVEL 13.
|Vicious - 2008-10-10 |
His technique is pretty simple, just build up everything except that one column on the far right and knock it out every once in a while with a straight block. No, I couldn't do any better.
That's everybody's technique. It's how you play Tetris.
I am amazed by his steely-eyed cold-blooded insistence on getting every point by Tetris and never, never deviating from that formula no matter how tall his stack gets or how immediately the blocks are hitting it. I wonder whether his bravery and resolve are Tetris-specific, or whether he walks the Earth with this kind of power coiled up behind his slanty little eyes.
His technique is pretty simple. He just jumps over the other guy's checkers.
|8bitwintermute - 2009-02-07 |
This is 4 stars until I see him do it without the hold function.
|SocialGnome - 2010-06-23 |
We must hope and pray he never discovers women or we will all be deemed obsolete.
|zerobackup - 2011-01-02 |
First 3 minutes: Ok that's weird, he's really good
Next 3 minutes: That looks damn near impossible
Final Minute: My brain left my body and exploded into a billion shimmering pieces
|Nikon - 2013-10-17 |
WE ARE NOT WORTHY
WE ARE NOT WORTHY
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