It seems the alien invaders have too much time on their hands. Why don't they attack already?
|Caminante Nocturno |
He deserves some sort of tangible prize from the game after that.
Figures Japan would get the best version of Tetris. HOLD function, please!
I was about to laugh at him at 5:50, but he shut me up pretty quickly.
|Princess v2.1 |
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
The hands are there to convince you it's real.
I bet this guy is the Rainman, and he's a good driver - very good driver (but only on Sundays).
My mind is a fucked apart dead thing
INVISIBLE. FUCKING. LEVEL.
He only won cuz he got better blocks then me :(
I like how the pieces were going so fast that they just appeared at the bottom of the screen.
I saw it and I still don't fucking believe it.
This clip is proof that time-stopping supermen walk among us
Meanwhile, fat Texan kids post videos to bitch about how hard Super Mario Bros. is.
|Plan B |
Imagine how horrible it would be to have to scratch your nose in the middle of that.
It's full of stars.
And I thought I was pretty good at Tetris.
This video tears apart the fabric of reality.
Give this man whatever he wants, lest he send a plauge of colored blocks to destroy the harvest.
|Dr. Smooth |
I never knew you could actually beat tetris.
The developers probably only put in that mode to be able to recognize when Jesus had returned, as no mortal can possibly beat it.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
If ever I needed a reason not to start gaming.
I bet he could be the best data entry clerk that ever lived.
Why is it that the Japanese are so good at video games and metal guitar?
|The McK |
And then he just looks around at the rest of the arcade, wordlessly asking "Anyone for two-player?"
I shudder to think of what this guy's apartment looks like.
|Tenshi Ochiru |
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
oh my sweet merciful jesus lord christ muhammad of saint paul's cathedral
There is nothing that the Japanese can't turn into an ultra-obsessive lifestyle.
-1 because it wasn't the orginal tetris...and I'm going straight to hell.
It kept getting faster, and faster, and I looked, and there was still over a minute left of video and I thought, "how much fucking faster does it get???"
And then the blocks turned invisible and my jaw dropped.
|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker |
Invisible. Fucking. Blocks.
This man is the god damn omega nerd.
|elm axo |
and at the end of all that he just gets a few fireworks? Give the guy a porsche, or a blowjob or something
This man is our King. We will follow him unto DEATH
|Pie Boy |
This is the first time in my life that I've seen something so awesome that it actually made me kind of nauseous.
He didn't just beat the computer, he shamed and violated it.
Somehow i'm going to fap to this - i just need to think up the right angle.
i wonder which piece in the upcoming line-up he focuses on.
|Big Name Celebrity |
I want a new nervous system. One that can do this.
GOTTA BEAT THE BISHOP, GOTTA REACH LEVEL 13.
His technique is pretty simple, just build up everything except that one column on the far right and knock it out every once in a while with a straight block. No, I couldn't do any better.
That's everybody's technique. It's how you play Tetris.
I am amazed by his steely-eyed cold-blooded insistence on getting every point by Tetris and never, never deviating from that formula no matter how tall his stack gets or how immediately the blocks are hitting it. I wonder whether his bravery and resolve are Tetris-specific, or whether he walks the Earth with this kind of power coiled up behind his slanty little eyes.
His technique is pretty simple. He just jumps over the other guy's checkers.
This is 4 stars until I see him do it without the hold function.
We must hope and pray he never discovers women or we will all be deemed obsolete.
First 3 minutes: Ok that's weird, he's really good
Next 3 minutes: That looks damn near impossible
Final Minute: My brain left my body and exploded into a billion shimmering pieces
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