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Desc:God Bless America and Diabetes!
Category:Advertisements, Horror
Tags:dominos, Oreo Pizza, obesity epidemic
Submitted:Roachbud
Date:09/20/07
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Comment count is 57
Merzbau
Jesus Christ what the fuck
StanleyPain
They're also, in my humble opinion, pretty damn gross.
Urburos
In reality, it tastes like wet cookie crumbs on construction paper.
Dinky Patterson
Hi. I'm new here.

Why is this here?
zatojones
I think the greater question is why are *you* here?

Dinky Patterson
I'm tending to agree.

Rodents of Unusual Size
What the hell do you think POE stands for, genius?

Dinky Patterson
I don't know, but if it's free advertising and celebrating mediocrity than I'm sure it's not worth fighting for.

petep
If you're too cool to watch a commercial about growing a beard of oreos without complaining, then you're too cool to be my friend.

bac
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

kiint
5 stars for sadly ironic value
-1 star for sadly ironic value
Grace Mugabe
Wait, what the fuck? This is real?
Cube
Yes, yes, YES! Now somebody pay a hundred scientists to figure a way to put hot dogs in the oreo-crust!
Operation Cornflakes
And fry the whole thing in bacon grease.

Xenocide
Then, reduce that concoction to jelly form, and put it in donuts.

kiint
deep-fried donuts, served in a trough of buttermilk

RockBolt
And here comes a gravy pipe

Frank Rizzo
dominos! DOORS LOCKED FROM THE OUTSIDE! FAGGOT!!!!!!!!

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
Call me when there's a peanut butter pizza
Severian
I don't understand all the stars. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood or have a temporary humor dysfunction. It's a dumb commercial for a stupid (and not very good) product.

Roachbud
It's because Oreo Pizza represents the coarsening of American cuisine and more broadly, the delcine of western of civilization

Dinky Patterson
That's it--I'm out of here.

quining
0 stars for retarded, unfunny ad dressed up in OMG DECLINE OF TEH WEST finery by beardos who were secretly disappointed by the lack of a stuffed-crust desert pizza.

+2 stars for getting rid of Whingy McVagoo there.

Dinky Patterson
I forgot my hat.

And quining--who's whiskey8ball? Why did he get credit for your submitted video/dupe "Planet of the Arabs"?

Roachbud
Seriously, fucking Oreo pizza is fucking evil.

Xenocide
It's true, I've wanted a stuffed-crust desert pizza for years. I mean, traversing the Sahara is tough enough without specially prepared food. Besides, doesn't the middle east deserve its own pizza, too?

Roachbud
quining, I'd rather be a beardo than whatever the fuck you are.

Innocent Bystander
Dinky Patterson - his stay on PoeTV was short, but sweet.

As sweet as the product being advertised here.

Seriously, being from not-U.S., I thought that basically all your food is more or less like this.
Black Napkins
No, we just don't try to justify our good cuisine, because how the hell do we explain it when we have this to contend with?

coprolalia
Only for our steadily expanding underclass.

kingarthur
How do I put this?

American food: At least it's not British food.

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM, bitch! Taste those chemicals and preservatives!"

Yeah...that about sums it up, dude.

Afgh
If I wanted to watch completely mundane commercials, I'd turn on the TV.
HURF BLURF DUH
Amen brother. If there's one thing that doesn't belong on PoETV, it's a Domino's Pizza commercial.

SDAusmus
...unless The Noid is in it.

Cube
I'd turn the TV on too, if we'd get American commercials. For now I'll have to settle for YouTube for all the crazyness America has to offer for the rest of the world.

Aeschylus
So many people missing the point - the point being the BEARD GROWS
bongoprophet
I still don't get it.

does it grow because he doesn't wash away the crust and mold (or mould in american) starts growing on it or what?

Gwago
It grows because it's really a tumor.

Eroticus E
I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.
Quad9Damage
- 3 for being an evil commercial catering to bovine America.

+ 1 because, as Aeschylus pointed out, the beard does in fact grow.
Ethical Rapist
And on that note all of you are fatties.
StanleyPain
To get in on the beardery here: I think some of you are overestimating Dominos a bit, here. Dominos really isn't some pile-on-the-crazy-fattery-to-make-America-a-doomed-place kind of pizza place. Any of you who order from them or live near one or whatever should, even just in casual, know that they're always trying out new ideas for crazy desert/snack stuff in the neverending battle of the pizza companies for crazy desert/snack ideas to throw in with their pizzas, which is more of an indicative example of corporate food places.
But, putting all of that completely aside, it wouldn't matter what burger or pizza places offered; customers would make them as unhealthy and disgusting as is humanly possible to fit their own personal needs. I've known people who've worked at pizza places and they all have stories about how people ask for their stuff to be a made certain way, and usually the way is something at least mildly on the "ew" level. For example, one customer wanting a total of 10 frosting cups for a single order of cinnastix to the point where she gladly paid for the extra frosting. She claimed she used an entire cup per stick. There are more calories in the cup of frosting than the entire serving of cinnastix.
Or people ordering burgers with, say, so much extra cheese that the burger itself was practically the garnish, as opposed to the cheese. America will be fat regardless of the kooky corporate ideas of what makes good food.
kingarthur
I'm calling it. You are a shill.

Jeff Fries
The awesome thing about the pizza wars is seeing the stuff they come up with to stick in that giant oven. They should start delivering underwear.

Roachbud
I like Papa Johns more

Hooper_X
Wait, you mean I missed Dinky Pattersonapalooza?

Well, crap.

(seriously, though - the ad is mediocre pseudodadaist nonsense, the product sounds fucking disgusting, and lol poor people are fat yet malnourished at the same time.)
Rodents of Unusual Size
I think it needs more gravy.
Corman's Inferno
5 if only for the grotesque idea of a beard made entirely of dried food. Imagine what that horror smells like.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
How come they weren't obese in the ad? Is this even fair marketing?
Caminante Nocturno
So, has anybody actually tasted this thing?
Enjoy
If you mean his beard, no I haven't tasted it yet.

gambol
My five stars are for this thread.
Schraff
I feel like I should pay Kthor a nickel every time this site makes me throw up. "Food" and exploding cysts are a great part of my weight loss plan!
FABIO2
HOW DARE OUR PRECIOUS POE-TV TURN INTO FREE ADVERTISING FOR ANCIENT LONG DEAD PRODUCTS!
Cherry Pop Culture
-1 star for gaining 10 lbs. after watching this ad
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
i want it it, yet i suspect it's nasty
Pillager
The commercial was good.

This thread gets 5.

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