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Desc:Keyes shifts from obfuscation to condescension without ever taking his foot off the "dumbass" pedal.
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:gay marriage, obama, Keyes, Todays GOP
Submitted:Stopheles
Date:09/19/07
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Comment count is 23
Ow Switch - 2007-09-19
Lesson: If you're adopted, don't ever have sex with anyone, cuz they might be a sibling!

What 11% of people voted for this kook?
Roachbud - 2007-09-19
The funny part is his daughter is a lesbian

kelpfoot - 2008-07-26
> The funny part is his daughter is a lesbian

Shock!

Roachbud - 2007-09-19
Obama and most national democrats look like pussies on this issue, too scared to come out for gay marriage less Karl Rove call them peter pumpers or carpet lickers
Smellvin - 2007-09-19
Well... if nothing else he certainly articulates crazy-talk rather well so that it's more accessible to the rest of us.
Billy Buttsex - 2007-09-19
WOWEE... is Keyes the black version of that guy from The Princess Bride who tries to get Wesley to drink the poison?

NEVER MESS WITH A SICILIAN, WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!!
Stupid Lisa Garbage Face - 2007-09-19
Wow. Just wow.
TeenerTot - 2007-09-19
Huh?

Rudy - 2007-09-19
Say what you want about Keyes' views on homosexual rights, but his platform regarding worms and apples? Rock Fucking Solid.
LetsFistAgain - 2007-09-19
But he was the bomb in Borat!
Samisyosam - 2007-09-19
Next up on PoeTv- Obama spends 10 minutes shooting fish in a barrel.
Aubrey McFate - 2007-09-19
Keyes's world: A to B

The real world: A to HIBBITYFLABBITYBLOOIGOTSLOGICSINMYBRAIN
kingarthur - 2007-09-19
You know what? I didn't make it past the first twenty seconds. You know why? Because I'm waiting for the day a politician, any politician, when asked the question of whether or not he thinks gay marriage is right, refuses to be an ass and say stupid shit like "my religion says its wrong, but I agree with it".
My view on this is you go one of two ways with that question: 1. marriage is ridiculous across the board for anybody (straight, bi or gay) and we should all read more Engels, or 2. well, Ted, I've brought my own gay pride parade to back me up on this one and I think I'd like to introduce them to you now.
Billings - 2007-09-20
Skip past Obama if you like, you are missing a prime moon unit in tip top fighting form.

citrusmirakel - 2007-09-19
+3 for "It retains its appleness."
DMKA - 2007-09-19
Jesus Christ, this was like watching an SNL parody. I can't believe it's real.
Aelric - 2007-09-20
the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence!

moonbat is right. jesus.
futurebot - 2007-09-20
ALAN KEYES: THE LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN OF HOMOPHOBIA
Xenocide - 2007-09-20
GAYS ARE AN APPLE WITH A WORM IN THEM.

....IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Hey, Keyes, you lost the election by a landslide and your daughter loves vagina.
themilkshark - 2008-02-07
Well said!

Spastic Avenger - 2007-10-25
Keyes shouldn't argue from essentialist points of view.
MurgatroidMendelbaum - 2008-01-08
I love it when the logically infirm try to strong-arm their point across through the use of big words and sheer determination.
... I wonder if he can convert 3/16 to a decimal?
Mayberry Pancakes - 2009-03-09
Obama's gesture at 7:30 says everything.
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