|IrishWhiskey - 2007-09-30 |
C'mon Riker, you're snoring four seconds in. Thats just being a dick.
If Data cuts back on the thesaurus a bit, its not that bad a poem.
|operation_cannonball - 2007-09-30 |
Actually the poem is pretty good considering that the guy who wrote it is a fucking robot. You'd think these guys would appreciate ol' Commander Data a bit more.
The most politically correct show ever aired always forgot its inclusiveness doctrine with Data. Instead of celebrating his Android-American ways, it's all sighing, awkward silences, and eye-rolling as he struggles to fit in.
If only they had made a show where Whoopi told a Japanese ensign not to look so grim all the time and knock off all the bowing because it was making the other crew members uncomfortable. Because that's what Data went through every week.
I had lunch with Mega Man at Threepio's the other day, and I was amazed at how well the robots were acting. No one was jumping up and going "Provide this unit with additional iced tea, maternal fornicating organic scum!" I think andriod-americans are beginning to think for themselves.
No, we're not. Xenocide.
|boner - 2007-09-30 |
Riker is an asshole and why doesn't Data just run the whole ship by himself, he could do all their miserable jobs at once.
That was the episode where Riker was stuck up all night not getting laid.
I think it was the episode where some chick has control of his brain and sneaks into his cabin at night to steal his juices and then he wakes up and his pillow is mostly gone and then Troy comes in and says she's totally not jealous but then she goes back to her cabin and touches herself.
|Roachbud - 2007-09-30 |
-3 stars for Star Trek: The Next Generation writers killing poetry
those nice rhymes make Whitman role in his grave
Oh don't worry about that. Whitman's grave is empty. I checked.
The irony of criticizing someone's writing while failing to spell the word "roll" is making O. Henry spin in his grave.
|Kilo147 - 2010-09-29 |
For Riker. And not that fuckup Thomas Riker.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|