|Mike Tyson?! |
I've been 5 staring a lot of videos lately, but come on. FIVE STARS.
love it when he really turns it on at 2:17
I was ready to one star this due to blue wigs and techno music, but Glowstick the Barbarian is far too fucking awesome
Glowstick the Barbarian is a hero for our time.
Ok stealing that for the title. LOL
The Fuckparade was/is a reaction against the Loveparade, and I actually think I know the person in this video. Know, as in have exchanged about 5 words with.
No, Stockholm (now living in the US since 7 years).
Ah. That is kind of boring. Hurr.
Is he twitching his pecs in time to the music or is the bass really that powerful?
|bang to buck ratio |
Technoviking for Chancellor!
Sorry, I just can't get into X, it "makes you dance like a bellend" and it doesn't give you the crazy visuals like LSD or Mescaline. I appreciate dancing in the street though.
I rated the video because people who are on X and just dancing are lame. I have memories of fucked up people that waste this vid.
"I am not five-starring this video because I totally just five-starred *MY MIND*" -Roachbud
|Princess v2.1 |
This guy rocks
|Colonel Cowlung |
Littering isn't cool even if you are a barbarian.
Who wouldn't want to be raped or killed by that?
Who's the Teutonic Knight who'll make your day!
Man, he's picking up a powerup from an NPC like every twenty feet.
j lzrd / swift idiot
DUDE, he's a ROGUE SLASH BARD! He's got like Plus Nine Charisma! You really can't help but give him all your loot.
|Killer Joe |
That is the hardest white guy you'll ever see, and all he wants to do is dance and love.
Holy shit EUROPE tag all the way.
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!
|Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern |
I have the overwhelming urge to stab this asshole in his stupid pecks
fuck that asshole giving him a flyer, Glowstick won't go to your shitty club.
his club is the streets.
-1 for the litterbug.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
GLOWSTICK ÜBER ALLES
Man, he can fucking litter if he wants to. He's earned that right.
Technoviking, protector of raves. YOU CAN TAKE OUR E, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR DANNNNNCCCCINNNNNG!
I'd go gay for that.
He makes al-Qaeda quake.
|Herr Matthias |
Would you ever see anything like this on the streets of any American city? Besides New Orleans, I mean.
West Hollywood twice a year.... 1) Halloween 2) The Gay Pride parade
Don't forget Bay to Breakers
Also, more interesting is the Breakers to Bay (this is genius)
I believe that is what is known as a 'Futuro-Mullet'
If we could only harness his power.
his only weakness is silence!
TEKNO VYKING DRINK WATR TO BATTLE XTACY DRYMOUTH!
|Dr Dim |
He's not even high, he just had a big cup of coffee and a really nutritious breakfast and felt like expressing himself. He's celebrating life right now, moving to the beat, later on he might annex the Sudetenland, or just chill out, he's totally free actually.
|Spider Jerusalem |
"Hither came Glowstick the Barbarian, blond-haired, sullen-eyed, water bottle in hand, a dancer, a lover, a partier, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the high assholes of the earth under his booted feet."
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I like to think that none of these people knew each other and that both music and dancing happened with complete spontenaeity and that the barbarian is actually a high ranking politician in disguise among the masses.
|Jimmy Labatt |
Enjoy, this is why we keep you around.
Hey if it means some Glowstick fanfiction, we all come out ahead!
|Modern Angel |
I just... goddamn. This is my favorite thing on the internet ever and I really mean that. It's just perfect: gets angry at guy, dramatically points to him as he moves off screen, the camera stays focused on him as he dances almost angrily, the water, the torn up flyer... it's perfect in every possible way.
By the by I think that guy stumbles and falls into the girl. Glowstick thinks she's being attacked so he gets pissy.
Some good stuff in the YouTube comments as well:
Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!
All of the things (and there are many) that make this video great (nay, amazing) have already been covered, so the best I can do is five star it and pray someone out gives Technoviking his own Saturday morning cartoon series, comic book, breakfast cereal, line of action figures, etc.
|Aubrey McFate |
That is the look of a man who has utter confidence.
I, too, hail Technoviking, and I hope he conquers Europe and rides a longboat powered by slave ravers to America, where he will expand his empire of blue hair and water bottle charity and constant techno.
I love the way you're bored at first and then he starts up and woooooooooooow.
Is this how the Jews were led out of Egypt?
Positively pectastic in every way.
I want Alpha Raver to be my friend...
I love that he simultaneously accepts a rave flyer while staring down the enemy. He then casually tears it up whilst still sending doom vibes to the drugged out guy in the black shirt. This is beautiful.
The buzz I've been reading is that Glowstick is actually this guy:
I don't know what to believe anymore.
I almost woke everyone up by laughing
What is best in life, Glowstick?
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
This rivals "Garbage Day" for the best video on PoeTV.
Who ever heard of a bad dude who could dance? Now you have.
Some dude managed to steal a piece of his superior DNA with the bottle of water trick.
This most mind-blowing thing is this is the people who walk through the group without a second glance.
HOW ARE YOU NOT IN SLACK-JAWED AWE OF GLOWSTICK THE BARBARIAN AND HIS MAGNIFICENCE!!!
Uwe Boll's "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai." Starring Hulk Hogan.
I almost fell asleep.
Meh. Good dancer, egotistical jerk. Also, that dude totally bumped into that chick by accident, and I wouldn't be surprised if Glowstick knew it. You guys are just going ga-ga over a drugged-up meathead.
Now, more than ever, America needs a leader.
Gentlemen, I think we've found him.
UPDATE: Allegedly Weezer really really wanted to find this guy for that video they did with all the Youtube people.
I think it's patently obvious why he didn't participate.
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
He is still as awesome now as the day this was submitted.
He save that girl from a backpack grabbing! So many 5 stars!? Am I missing something, or is this just a gay lust thing?
Looks like the Dutch fella from that Mercenaries video game.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
How did I miss this?
HOW DID I MISS THIS?!
1:05 jesus christ! all are NOT welcome to the Berlin Fuck Parade
He doesn't even signal to the others.
He just dances, and they follow.
Posting to be SEEN in the Technoviking craze.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
|The Mothership |
I love how he checks his mail.
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