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Desc:The Pied Piper of ecstacy-loving ravers parades down the Straße
Category:Fashion
Tags:germany, europe, ravers, technoviking, glowstick the barbarian
Submitted:Enjoy
Date:09/27/07
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Mike Tyson?!
I've been 5 staring a lot of videos lately, but come on. FIVE STARS.
Enjoy
I haven't exactly figured out what's going on. It appears to be a parade where some raver chick is dancing and then is rescued from some high dude by the alpha-raver. The alpha raver then leads the group, Michael Jackson style, down the route.

Tyrathca
Alpha raver... hee hee

kiint
love it when he really turns it on at 2:17
zatojones
I was ready to one star this due to blue wigs and techno music, but Glowstick the Barbarian is far too fucking awesome
Azmo23
Glowstick the Barbarian! I'm pretty sure you've got yourself a pilot for adult swim there.

EvilHomer
Glowstick the Barbarian is a hero for our time.

Enjoy
Ok stealing that for the title. LOL

dr_rock
Nice work Zato. That's why you make the big bucks.

boringperson
The Fuckparade was/is a reaction against the Loveparade, and I actually think I know the person in this video. Know, as in have exchanged about 5 words with.
sosage
Hey guy, you dropped something. Oh. It's a name. Glowstick the Barbarian. Defensive saint of the raver.

I don't blame you. This guy is the shit.

Tyfus
Yay, fuckparade! boringperson, are you a Berliner?
Glowstick the Barbarian is a hero.

boringperson
No, Stockholm (now living in the US since 7 years).

boringperson
sorry, for 7 years.

Tyfus
Ah. That is kind of boring. Hurr.

athodyd
Is he twitching his pecs in time to the music or is the bass really that powerful?
Ashenblade
Wrong on both counts. His pecs are creating the bass.

Longshot-
5 stars for that alone

bang to buck ratio
Technoviking for Chancellor!
Roachbud
Sorry, I just can't get into X, it "makes you dance like a bellend" and it doesn't give you the crazy visuals like LSD or Mescaline. I appreciate dancing in the street though.
Xiphias
You're supposed to rate THE VIDEO not the drugs he's on you fucking mong.

Roachbud
I rated the video because people who are on X and just dancing are lame. I have memories of fucked up people that waste this vid.

Xiphias
"I am not five-starring this video because I totally just five-starred *MY MIND*" -Roachbud

Princess v2.1
This guy rocks
Colonel Cowlung
Littering isn't cool even if you are a barbarian.
Konversekid
Who wouldn't want to be raped or killed by that?
Blaise
Five stars for the video.
Five stars +1 for the above comment.

grimcity
Concurred on both counts.

DrVital
Who's the Teutonic Knight who'll make your day!

GLOWSTICK!
Stopheles
Man, he's picking up a powerup from an NPC like every twenty feet.
Smellvin
When you're a professional technoviking, people just want to give you shit. This is why that's what I want to be when I grow up.

j lzrd / swift idiot
DUDE, he's a ROGUE SLASH BARD! He's got like Plus Nine Charisma! You really can't help but give him all your loot.

Killer Joe
That is the hardest white guy you'll ever see, and all he wants to do is dance and love.
1394
Holy shit EUROPE tag all the way.
Samisyosam
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!
Atomic Powered Jack-O-Lantern
I have the overwhelming urge to stab this asshole in his stupid pecks
tamago
I have the overwhelming urge to stab you in your stupid face.

hornung
fuck that asshole giving him a flyer, Glowstick won't go to your shitty club.
his club is the streets.
glasseye
-1 for the litterbug.
Cap'n Profan!ty
GLOWSTICK ÜBER ALLES
revdrew
Man, he can fucking litter if he wants to. He's earned that right.
split tail
I don't know if he earned it; but I'm convinced it was handed to him!

PegLegPete
Technoviking, protector of raves. YOU CAN TAKE OUR E, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR DANNNNNCCCCINNNNNG!
DMKA
I'd go gay for that.
x
He makes al-Qaeda quake.
Herr Matthias
Would you ever see anything like this on the streets of any American city? Besides New Orleans, I mean.
kiint
West Hollywood twice a year.... 1) Halloween 2) The Gay Pride parade


dr_rock
Don't forget Bay to Breakers

dr_rock
Also, more interesting is the Breakers to Bay (this is genius)

Aelric
burning man, 24/7

TheOtherCapnS
I believe that is what is known as a 'Futuro-Mullet'
Steebis
If we could only harness his power.
FISTFULLofSOUL
his only weakness is silence!
kiint
TEKNO VYKING DRINK WATR TO BATTLE XTACY DRYMOUTH!
Dr Dim
He's not even high, he just had a big cup of coffee and a really nutritious breakfast and felt like expressing himself. He's celebrating life right now, moving to the beat, later on he might annex the Sudetenland, or just chill out, he's totally free actually.
Spider Jerusalem
"Hither came Glowstick the Barbarian, blond-haired, sullen-eyed, water bottle in hand, a dancer, a lover, a partier, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the high assholes of the earth under his booted feet."
j lzrd / swift idiot
:D This one is a referencial winner.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I like to think that none of these people knew each other and that both music and dancing happened with complete spontenaeity and that the barbarian is actually a high ranking politician in disguise among the masses.
Jimmy Labatt
Enjoy, this is why we keep you around.
Enjoy
Hey if it means some Glowstick fanfiction, we all come out ahead!

Modern Angel
I just... goddamn. This is my favorite thing on the internet ever and I really mean that. It's just perfect: gets angry at guy, dramatically points to him as he moves off screen, the camera stays focused on him as he dances almost angrily, the water, the torn up flyer... it's perfect in every possible way.

By the by I think that guy stumbles and falls into the girl. Glowstick thinks she's being attacked so he gets pissy.
DrVital
Some good stuff in the YouTube comments as well:

Technoviking does not dance to the music, the music dances to Technoviking!
waxeater
All of the things (and there are many) that make this video great (nay, amazing) have already been covered, so the best I can do is five star it and pray someone out gives Technoviking his own Saturday morning cartoon series, comic book, breakfast cereal, line of action figures, etc.
Aubrey McFate
That is the look of a man who has utter confidence.
I, too, hail Technoviking, and I hope he conquers Europe and rides a longboat powered by slave ravers to America, where he will expand his empire of blue hair and water bottle charity and constant techno.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Thanks, Slravers!

Thravers!

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
I love the way you're bored at first and then he starts up and woooooooooooow.
namdrassil
Is this how the Jews were led out of Egypt?
cognitivedissonance
Positively pectastic in every way.
zerobackup
I want Alpha Raver to be my friend...
baleen

I love that he simultaneously accepts a rave flyer while staring down the enemy. He then casually tears it up whilst still sending doom vibes to the drugged out guy in the black shirt. This is beautiful.
plank
The buzz I've been reading is that Glowstick is actually this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Jardine

I don't know what to believe anymore.
oddeye
He also recently beat Chuck Liddell? Holy shit I need to turn into this guy.

Pie Boy
He was a fucking BOUNTY HUNTER?!

YES

Gwago
He was also born on FUCKING HALLOWEEN.

I'm starting a religion around this guy.

RockBolt
The patron saint of POE

spork865
I almost woke everyone up by laughing
Screwtape
What is best in life, Glowstick?

"RAAAAAAAAGH!"
Afgh
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
fuse13
HERO.
Rainier
This rivals "Garbage Day" for the best video on PoeTV.
sparklefatty
Who ever heard of a bad dude who could dance? Now you have.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Glowstick rescues twenty presidents before breakfast.

yoyo1
Some dude managed to steal a piece of his superior DNA with the bottle of water trick.
IrishWhiskey
This most mind-blowing thing is this is the people who walk through the group without a second glance.

HOW ARE YOU NOT IN SLACK-JAWED AWE OF GLOWSTICK THE BARBARIAN AND HIS MAGNIFICENCE!!!
Hooper_X
Uwe Boll's "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai." Starring Hulk Hogan.
bopeton
I almost fell asleep.
DopeFiend
Meh. Good dancer, egotistical jerk. Also, that dude totally bumped into that chick by accident, and I wouldn't be surprised if Glowstick knew it. You guys are just going ga-ga over a drugged-up meathead.
Hammer Falls
I don't think it's as much as a rescue as a "OK, you're too drugged up right now. Sit down and don't mess it up for the rest of us".

BillFisto
Now, more than ever, America needs a leader.

Gentlemen, I think we've found him.
Hooper_X
UPDATE: Allegedly Weezer really really wanted to find this guy for that video they did with all the Youtube people.

I think it's patently obvious why he didn't participate.
Cap'n Profan!ty
He is still as awesome now as the day this was submitted.

Fuck yes.
phalsebob
He save that girl from a backpack grabbing! So many 5 stars!? Am I missing something, or is this just a gay lust thing?
Jeff Fries
It's the way he silently becomes the leader of the pack and people begin walking up to him and handing him things

j lzrd / swift idiot
Natural charisma is something you simply don't see very often.

Triggerbaby
Both.
soci-o-path
Looks like the Dutch fella from that Mercenaries video game.
kingofthenothing
Looks like my character from Fable 1.

j lzrd / swift idiot
How did I miss this?

HOW DID I MISS THIS?!
chumbucket
1:05 jesus christ! all are NOT welcome to the Berlin Fuck Parade
sparklefatty

He doesn't even signal to the others.

He just dances, and they follow.
Wytze!
Posting to be SEEN in the Technoviking craze.
Lies, lies, LIES!
PRAISE HIM.
The Mothership
I love how he checks his mail.
fedex
LETS ALL HEAR IT FOR GLOWSTICKS SILVER JUBILEE ANNIVERSARY!

JAWOHL!
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