"Honey, what would you like for your birthday?"
"Just a wife with a decent vagina!"
"That's pretty harsh!"
"Well, so's your vagina! You know, the girls at the office haven't pushed four kids through THEIR vaginas! Well, see you later."
The solution, of course, was to get him a teenage mistress. From Folgers.
Fuck this guy and his coffee. I'll give him a hotplate he won't forget.
I was sure he was going to slap her at 0:14
I'm glad to hear I wasn't the only one
"Better than those girls make at the office?"
"Honey, their coffee can't hold a candle to yours.
They fuck better though."
|Caminante Nocturno |
Hey, lady. Maybe if your husband didn't drink so much coffee all of the time, he wouldn't be such a dick to you.
Maybe the funniest commercial ever.
I want to see Micheal Ian Black in a remake of this.
...those truly were Golden Years
|Frank Rizzo |
The funny thing is she so concerned about making a decent cup of coffee she can't relax
The girls at the office serve the coffee with happy ending.
|Aubrey McFate |
For those who watched Century of the Self: classic play on subconscious desires and fears here.
Fix your barren coffee womb and become appealing to your man one again with Folgers!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Healthiest. Relationship. Evar.
|K Clobber |
I think it's sweet. Her husband's happiness is the greatest gift a woman can receive.
She should have divorced him and taken half his stuff, including the goddam coffee pot. She also could've put poison in his coffee for his birthday, like Lily Tomlin did in "9 to 5".
Back when this ad was made, that wouldn't have worked out so well.
His insipid yet malicious manners remind me of Patrick Bateman.
|Calamity Jon |
BITCH! YO! I HATE YO' COFFEE! I hope you're not expecting no physical affection, ROLLIN!
I was wondering why he'd be drinking coffee at such a late hour. Then I realized that it was likely Friday night and he was getting revved up for a whole weekend of submissive, missionary-style lovemaking.
so thats how I get a woman to do something.
I know I just can't get it up either unless I know my woman can make a decent cup of joe.
|Dinkin Flicka |
Her incompetence in the beginning is replaced in the end by a smugness that I find equally unattractive.
Geez I figured women took a lot of shit like that in the 50s, but I didn't think that they used the threat of it to sell coffee.
"What kind of a used up whore are you if you can't even buy the proper products?! YOU KNOW THERE ARE OTHER WOMEN WILLING TO JUMP IN AND REPLACE YOU LIKE *THAT*! DECENT, HARD WORKING OFFICE WOMEN WHO CAN PURCHASE MOTHERFUCKING FOLGERS!"
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
My jaw, she has dropped like a ton of bricks.
I like my women like I like my coffee... fresh-perked and right off the hotplate
So that's where lesbians come from.
|Robin Kestrel |
I'm assuming "decent cup of coffee" is slang for bj.
Later, he beat her because coffee is actually a shitty birthday present.
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