You wish it was just a dream
So they're partners...but they don't get along???
A movie so bad, that it wasn't even laugh worthy. 5 stars, of course.
He's not his friend, he's not his buddy, and he's not his partner!
|Zhou Fang |
Whatever, this movie is fucking awesome because Jean-Claude Van Damme kicks a tiger in the face while fighting Mickey Rourke for his 10-minute old baby in a minefield in the Roman coliseum.
bang to buck ratio
If this is true I will literally run to Blockbuster.
I have one arm in my coat as I type this man just say the word
Don't forget the sharks and lasers. I am not joking.
One is extremely gay, the other one is gayer. Will they be able to overcome their irreconcilable differences and save the day?
LET THE FAGFEST BEGIN!
|Caminante Nocturno |
They both make a good team, since one's bad acting tends to cover up the other's. At least, that's the theory.
No hurr jokes today, okay?
"Can you fly a plane?"
"Like a bird"
Wait, birds can't fly planes. BIRDS CAN'T FLY PLANES!
I like how Dennis Rodman says that "defense wins the game" because his real-life basketball skills are defensive. This appeals to my intelligence and acquaintance with sports trivia as a discriminating movie-goer.
1- for lack of U.N Speech.
seems like a winning team-up to me
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