poples That oozinator would be a real timesaver for certain types of adult entertainment videos. Or alternatively, one could use it to spread one's, uh, man juice around without anyone suspecting anything.
Yitzhak I would not be at all surprised if the porn industry has been using improvised versions of this for years.
dementomstie AH! That is so wrong! I love it! Didn't they stop to think? I'd have loved to have been in the concept meetings for this! "It's a super soaker so you have to pump it alot and then it squirts out this milky substance that's wet and sticky." "Isn't that a bit like... um... I don't think I can mention what it's like without a sexual harrassment lawsuit starting up so let's get it on the shelves!"
chumbucket Comes with your very own DNA sample kit!!
Comeuppance From the website:
Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!
dead_cat Huh. I thought I had read all the comments. Never mind.
dead_cat "Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"
Oh god, even the official description is horrible.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme I suddenly have this mental image of the Oozinator project coming to a close and somebody saying "oh jesus christ we're fucked" under their breath and thinking they're the only one that sees the problem when in fact they're all thinking it, and it's too damn late to change it.
Banal Intercourse All going J R Oppenheimer and quoting the Baghivad Gida when it's too late...
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