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Desc:A very disturbing Super Soaker commercial
Category:Classic TV Clips, Humor
Tags:oozinator, super soaker, major pumping required, ill-advised
Submitted:RockBolt
Date:05/02/06
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Comment count is 34
Aubrey McFate
Pump action and everything
bakune young
All rubbing it in his chest.
Caminante
There is no way they couldn't have noticed what was wrong with this toy and this commercial.
Cheese
Good to see Jeffery Jones trying his hand at directing commercials.
TheSnake
The could have easily added a color dye to the stuff. They chose not to.
Wombles
They didn't want it to stain.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Yet paintballs don't.

Look at it tis way: if they couldn't make it not jizz color, they shouldn't have marketed it.

stanleypain
AWESOME!
Mike Tyson?!
http://www.hasbro.com/supersoaker/default.cfm?page=browse&product_ id=17359
boner
Only giving this 4 stars because the FBI is looking for people who gave it 5
King-Salami
I think my uncle used to have one of these
Mayberry Pancakes
Another ad uses the term "bio-ooze". It's unbelievable.
judobutterfly
I can't believe they didn't notice. So very very wrong.
garcet71283
4 for the FBI thing...and imagine randomly shooting people with this on the street....
dead_cat
Heating the ooze to body-temp before sniping the random people would be even better.
j lzrd / swift idiot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
tamago
OH GOD NO!
phalsebob
I must see this clip cut with the masturbating zombie sketch.
Wintermute
Eek
Gurlugon
Someone needs to just edit the super soaker scenes out
Quad9Damage
OHHHHHH YEAH DROPPIN OOZE.
poples
That oozinator would be a real timesaver for certain types of adult entertainment videos. Or alternatively, one could use it to spread one's, uh, man juice around without anyone suspecting anything.
Yitzhak
I would not be at all surprised if the porn industry has been using improvised versions of this for years.

Operation Cornflakes
5'd for unintentional mainstream bukakke
ihounokyaku
Finally! A toy that prepares kids for the REAL world!
vecctor
They had to know . . had to . . come on
Chalkdust
"Major pumping required" indeed
dementomstie
AH! That is so wrong! I love it! Didn't they stop to think? I'd have loved to have been in the concept meetings for this! "It's a super soaker so you have to pump it alot and then it squirts out this milky substance that's wet and sticky." "Isn't that a bit like... um... I don't think I can mention what it's like without a sexual harrassment lawsuit starting up so let's get it on the shelves!"
chumbucket
Comes with your very own DNA sample kit!!
Comeuppance
From the website:
Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!

dead_cat
Huh. I thought I had read all the comments. Never mind.

dead_cat
"Sneak up on your opponents with a surprise bio-ooze attack! Just when they think you’re coming at ‘em with water, blast ‘em with a shot of icky bio-ooze! Shoot out globs of gooey bio-ooze and then drench ‘em with water! It’s a double blast attack that’ll keep your opponents on their toes and running during every water fight. With the OOZINATOR blaster you don’t just get soaked, you get drenched!"

Oh god, even the official description is horrible.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
I suddenly have this mental image of the Oozinator project coming to a close and somebody saying "oh jesus christ we're fucked" under their breath and thinking they're the only one that sees the problem when in fact they're all thinking it, and it's too damn late to change it.
Banal Intercourse
All going J R Oppenheimer and quoting the Baghivad Gida when it's too late...

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