|Senator_Unger - 2007-11-27 |
-1 For not having a child crying and screaming "Why Batman!? Why!?"
|Horsecock Johnson, M.D. - 2007-11-27 |
"That's enough! The police are on their way, Batman!"
Fatty McPunkrawk obviously isn't one of the local punks that squat throughout Hollywood. If Batman and Spiderman impersonators wrecked him, I doubt he'd last with real gutter punks. Besides, he's obviously too fat to be dumpster diving for food while nursing a crack, speed and/or heroin habit.
No, Batman is a masked avenger douchebag who wears his underwear outside his pants and got his ass whupped by Wesley Willis.
|Hooper_X - 2007-11-27 |
God bless the city cleanup crew guy. He just goes right through this like nothing's wrong, sweeping up the mess.
(also: WE DON'T SUPERMAN NO MO, WE JUST SPIDER-MAN THAT HO.)
|coprolalia - 2007-11-27 |
It's a Wesley Willis song come to life.
|gambol - 2007-11-27 |
POLICE ARE ON THEIR WAY BATMAN
OMG I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN YEARS
|theFlu - 2007-11-27 |
Marvel and DC vs. Darkhorse
|Thundercougarfalconbird - 2007-11-27 |
Rufio has really gone down hill.
|Billie_J_Buttfuck - 2007-11-27 |
For whatever reason, Spiderman kicking a grounded opponent in the back of the head is really, really funny.
|StanleyPain - 2007-11-27 |
The most awesome thing is how the crowd actually has to refer to the guys as their superhero names since, well...that's what works.
|charmlessman - 2007-11-27 |
I don't know why people are surprised. Isn't this what Batman and Spider Man do normally?
|Randroid - 2007-11-27 |
This could really work as an installation art piece.
Also: BÄÄÄÄÄTMÄÄÄÄN! BATTMANN
|takewithfood - 2007-11-27 |
As great as this clip is, I wish someone filmed the first officer on scene getting witness statements.
"So you're telling me Spider-Man and the Caped Crusader assaulted you? Do you realize how insane that sounds? I mean, they're not even from the same comic book universe."
|Blaise - 2007-11-27 |
Needs a "BIFF" and/or a "KAPOW" tag.
I would vaguely like to see some internet-type edit the 60's style "BIFF!" and "KAPOW!" screens into this.
Also, the DANANANANANAANA music.
Someone please jump on Hooper's idea. Like ASAP.
Just think how much better the fight would've been if that traffic cone was used as a weapon.
|revdrew - 2007-11-27 |
Needs a Gambol tag.
|Frank Rizzo - 2007-11-27 |
oh sweet jesus.
SPIDERMAN!!! SPIDERMAN NO!!!!!!!
I LOVVVVVE how batman litterally slaps the fuck out of fatman and doesnt do shit, and as batman is walking away talking smack, fat man flips him the bird.
oh you SUUUURE showed him. THeres nothing more hardcore then flipping off the dude that just beat your ass into the ground.
I bet the Penguin and the Riddler flip Batman the bird all the time.
flipping the guy off is the best course of action then?
and not attempting to fight back?
It would have been better had the guy said "I'm the goddamn Batman" but that's probably too much to ask.
|athodyd - 2007-11-27 |
The way Spiderman does that little hop to emphasize MOTHERFUCKER
|Camonk - 2007-11-27 |
The distraction worked perfectly--Maintenance Worker managed to steal the diamond right out from under the heroic duo's collective nose.
|garcet71283 - 2007-11-28 |
DC and Marvel unite against...Darkhorse?
I'm afraid you owe theFlu 1500 dollars.
|Dinky Patterson - 2007-11-28 |
At least he can brag that it took Spider-Man AND Batman to defeat him.
|Jeff Fries - 2007-11-28 |
He swept up a lot of teeth
|Feyd - 2007-11-28 |
"That's enough, Batman. The police are on their way. Batman, that's enough."
That woman obviously hasn't paid attention to how Batman operates over the past twenty-five years or so. He doesn't give a damn whether the cops are on their way.
|dancingshadow - 2007-11-28 |
I guess the super villains are busy with personal matters so the super heros just beat up dirty punks that are already on the ground.... sort of symbolic.
|Xiphias - 2007-11-28 |
You guys know the batman and spiderman impersonators are near-homeless gutterpunks themselves, right?
|kthorjensen - 2007-11-28 |
Slap the fat out of him.
|svraz - 2007-11-28 |
I think this article explains what happened:
They are all street performers. The "punk" is someone that is dressed up as Jack Black (?). He bottled batman from behind (thats what the cleaner is sweeping up) and spiderman jumped in.
|poples - 2008-01-08 |
Holy bitch slap, Batman!
|Torture the Artist - 2008-02-12 |
just slapped right in the damn face by batman.
|Geoff Marr - 2008-06-27 |
I love superheros
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