we used to play a game where you took the word "metal" out of manowar lyrics and replaced it with "jihad." the results were alternately hilarious and chilling.
BTW: It gets REALLY sad about halfway through.
This really is a magical mystery tour of stupidity: Nazi robot at 3:19, Date Rapist at 1:35, followed by the "rythm!" couple are just a few honourable mentions.
I've seen Manowar live once. They weren't bad, but certainly nothing amazing.
Fie stars for hitting waaaaay too close to home. I love how everyone's all intense and borderline psychotic, except for the lone low-key British guy near the end.
"ANEEONE, WHO DASN'T LIKE MANOWAR. IZ AFRAID OF HIMSELF. YOU MUTHARFUCKERS. YOU ARE AFRAID. OF YOURSELF. OF MANOWAR!"
This confirms my thought on metalheads: namely that they are all gay.
I watched Heavy Metal Parking Lot just after this video. The US metal fans are an order of magnitude less coherent than the Europeans...and in their own language! 'The Economist' had a global secondary education survey this week that shows the US, yet again, at the bottom of the industrial world in math, science, reading, etc., just inching its way above Mexico in most subjects. These two videos are the dead, hard, scientific proof the study is valid.
THE SOUND CHECK OPEN TO THE FANS OMG.
This confirms my thoughts on metalheads: namely that they are all borderline retarded.
fuck, I love man-o-war because I like getting drunk -- but these fans obviously haven't heard that Man-o-war is hilarious, and not to be taken seriously
Taking a fun, catchy, tongue-in-cheek band as stone cold serious is always hilarious. See: Kiss Army
Bonus stars for random middle-aged European woman in a Symphony X shirt.
Also, this is what the post-show parking lot fan interviews of virtually any band would look like, so save the nonsense.
So, they're all into some band, right? But, what's the band's name?
Also, a perfect "short and sweet" would be the last "YOU ARE AVRAID UV YOURSELV!" guy.
|a flaming monkey |
sigh....these are my people...
It's funny because Manowar are American.
der Lurex arrrrr reully great
|Frank Rizzo |
4 stars for NOT being morrisey.
|elm axo |
+5 for the guy at 1.22
I AM NOT AFRAID OF MYSELF
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