'i wonder why my purse smells like urine and bleach'
Public toilets are almost always cleaner than your home toilets. Grow up.
You might be the victim of gangstalking, then.
It's true. I use public toilets a lot and my method is to shit on my hands and then slam-dunk it in the toilet.
you ever think how dirty the mint trays are at restruants? millions of customers shitin, pissing, and than not washing their hands than on the way out the door, a lil fresh me up, and theyre free! gots to have me one. ps dont eat the urinal cake
I used to know someone who worked at Filenes in Boston., She said that at least one person shit in the women's dressing rooms every week. One time a woman went in with some jackets and put a used tampon in the pocket of one.
I worked at a record store for a while and somebody shit on the floor without getting cuaght (amazing, because it was a tiny store) and then hid it under the little rolling step thing we had for people to look at the high shelves.
People are filthy, but being exposed to it is how you keep your immune system working well.
Also, what Crackersmack says about the handles.
I like the full skid marks down both wings of the toilet seat.
This isn't unrealistic at all if you live in even a small city. Hell, at a practice space I had a few years ago, there was a full size turd on the toilet seat for an entire month.
The real issue is the completely unreasonable level of fear that a little bit of filth inspires in so many people in the US. Unless you're licking the toilet seat you've got nothing to worry about, and the only person I've seen licking a public toilet was so coked out that illness was the least of his worries, really.
A couple months ago I was at a theater in Cambridge and someone had shit on top of a pipe that was at least 7 feet off the floor. I don't even know how that happened.
People shit all over the place.
Cambridge MA? That's right next door. We should hang out, get some drinks, decimate a public bathroom!
Friend of mine's dad caught E.Coli from a toilet seat at a fast food place.
Shitting on the restroom's floor, or pipes, or mirror is safer.
the world is covered in shit and semen
Kabbage, I don't live there anymore but I'm still in town quite a bit.
I had e.coli once, it's the worst. Not sure how your friend's dad caught it from the toilet seat, though, since you have to, you know, get it in you mouth.
Maybe he was the coked out guy who I saw licking the toilet at The Model in Allston 6 years ago?
Jesus god in heaven. I lived directly across from The Model up until about a year and a half ago. I actually think that might been home to the biggest shithole bathroom in the city (O'Briens was a contender at times, though, and The Sil on a Friday was something special)
Zircon: Email me, we should hang out next time you're in down (jduane [at] gmail dot com)
If this prevents one person from leaving their barrier of tissue on the lid rather than flushing it when done, I back it.
Also, the infomercial makes me feel like I need to be a survivalist just to take a dump.
I wonder if these people think that like, the next person is going to use their tissue barrier? I imagine the prospect would seem horrific to them. Yet, there it is.
|The Mothership |
Anybody obsessed enough with public toilets to want one of these things already is neurotic to the point that they dehydrate their body at key times of the day, and keep themselves super regular so as to avoid having to even go into one.
Also what Hooker said.
|Jet Bin Fever |
If you have any contact with the toilet seat, it'll give you ASS CANCER.
"Remember the last time you used a public restroom?"
Every time I have to apply the ointment!
If this is such a problem for people, why not just carry a little spritz-bottle of cleaner with you, and wipe down and sanitize the seat? It makes way more sense than carrying and reusing one of these nightmares in your purse.
I wish my underwear was non-skid...
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