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Desc:Way cuter than better animals.
Category:Humor, Educational
Tags:satan, esl, Rock Lock
Submitted:andru strange
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Comment count is 53
positively - 2007-12-31
Righteous abuse of power there, dude
Xenocide - 2007-12-31
Five stars for sheer audacity.
theFlu - 2007-12-31
"ohhh, henhow! [?], henow! [?]..."

ZawBanjito - 2007-12-31
As an English teacher in Asia myself, I am well familiar with this kind of asinine jackass who, living in a country he neither understands nor wishes to, masks his own stunted emotional development by sneering at the locals and treating them like animals performing for his own amusement. I salute you, sir! I SALUTE YOU!!
lolcoolj - 2007-12-31
Then you'll like this too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmIzmp8nvrg

EvilHomer - 2007-12-31
Surely you don't mean to imply that the slitty-eyed Asiatic, with his ching-chong speech and habit of devouring children, shares a biological kinship with the civilized Christian man?!

Adramelech - 2007-12-31
This kind of thing seems way, way more common than any sane person would expect it to be.
EvilHomer - 2007-12-31
A friend of mine taught English in China for a year. When she got back home with a crate full of black market Nikes, I thought she was the coolest ESL teacher in the world, and nothing could top her. Oh, how little I knew.

Honestly, while I can see why folks are getting their panties wrapped in a bunch, I have nothing but love for this. The fact that he got them all to shoot the devil horns is alone enough to restore my faith in humanity.
takewithfood - 2007-12-31
Anyone gravely upset by this has completely forgotten what foul things children pick up all on their own.
Samisyosam - 2008-01-01
I think you hit the hammer on the screw right there.

Enjoy - 2007-12-31
Teaching communist children to worship Satan. Surely the zenith of everything you leftwing nutbags are hoping for.
Billy Buttsex - 2007-12-31
Enjoy? Word.

EvilHomer - 2007-12-31
I know it is for me!

Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-12-31
Oh no! WE ARE UNDONE! Enjoy is on to us!

We must sacrifice some unborn babies to Charles Manson at once!

Roachbud - 2007-12-31
Satan would be a Republican, Jesus was a Communist (see the Sermon on the Mount).

x - 2007-12-31
This is what Jesus would want to happen to this dingleberry--Luke 17:2.

Albuquerque Halsey - 2007-12-31
I'm against rating inflation, but E. forced my hand.

Aelric - 2007-12-31
that's very Christian of you, x. i every sense of the word.

Aelric - 2007-12-31
i = in

me = can't type

Chet - 2007-12-31
Don't worry, we are teaching it to your kids as well.

phalsebob - 2007-12-31
Oh shit we've been found out!! Now that you know our plans, you can not be allowed to live, of course.

Aubrey McFate - 2007-12-31
Haha, faggot. Where was all this indignation at the Iraq water chase vid?

x - 2007-12-31
Aelric: There's no denying that Roachbud affects us all.

Cinnamon Imperialist - 2007-12-31

IrishWhiskey - 2008-01-01
Here's a crazy idea. Maybe, just maybe teaching kids to say some gibberish words they don't understand doesn't fully constitute worshiping Satan.

Plus, as foreigners they're going to hell anyway for not being whatever specific kind of Christian you are. They might as well start ass-kissing with Satan early.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-01-01
Then why not give it five stars for evil? Wonderful, delicious satany evil.

Aelric - 2007-12-31
i think my post-college job might be a bit more enjoyable than i was expecting!
Crucifried - 2007-12-31
I had the same thought. It'd be nice if POE could start a new trend in asia of kids thinking saying shit like this is a normal greeting.

I was once up at 3 in the morning working, and my friend who is doing this in Korea Video IMed me. He told me some of his students had a question for me. Suddenly my screen is swarming with kids staring at me, most of them yelling "hellooooo" but some of them yelling "Why are you fag?!"

I wish I had had time to put on a shirt before that happened.

themilkshark - 2007-12-31
that's really funny

GoneGirl - 2007-12-31
As someone who works with ESL students for several hours a week . . . I have so much love.
kingarthur - 2007-12-31
Kids are awesome. And teaching ESL overseas in Asia really only requires a college degree.
Scynne - 2007-12-31
I've done this. It is really just so much more satisfying when you're the one to get them to say it.
EvilHomer - 2007-12-31
And another thing for the naysayers, straight from the horse's mouth:

"My friend Eric is teaching English and American culture in China. Last Halloween he told his students about the holiday, and taught them the "traditional greeting and hand signal" Americans use to welcome the "king" of Halloween."

You see? The teacher isn't abusing his power, he's just being brutally honest and refusing to water down the realities of American society with PC evasions and liberal doublethink. We all know Satan is the king of Halloween, and let's be reasonable about this, that IS the traditional greeting for our Dark Father.

I expect a written apology from each and every one of you who one starred this video.
x - 2007-12-31
It's all fun and games until some of their parents find out and then cut off Eric's tongue.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-01-01
He's in China, not Branson.

Aelric - 2008-01-01
rous, i'll love you till the day i die

Aelric - 2008-01-01
oh, and i doubt any parents really care, as they are all either the communist version of atheism or buddhist. guess what, x, your way ain't the only way. others feel just as strongly as you, for longer than you have, about way different shit.

sigh, am i the only guy who's gonna rail against the assholes here? maybe i should just log off and smell some fresh air.

Aelric - 2008-01-01
p.s. buddhists are full of shit too.

x - 2008-01-01
Aelric, you're making too many assumptions about my personal beliefs based on my comments. But I forgive you.

theFlu - 2008-01-02

Camonk - 2007-12-31
Jesus. I just tell my students that my birthday is a national holiday in America. I'm a rank amateur.
andru strange - 2007-12-31
goddamn right, kids.
Unmerciful Crushing Force - 2008-01-01
As someone who is hoping to get into the JET Program and really hates this type of jackass yet is pretty impressed with the audacity, I'm divided.

But POE Hive Mind tells me to give five. So it goes.
Sudan no1 - 2008-01-01
5 stars for the delicious tears of offended Christians in the comments.
andru strange - 2008-01-01
shouldn't they be busy giving alms to the poor and praying for another war instead of 1 staring awesome videos?

uekibachi - 2008-01-02
actually, this is EFL, not ESL.
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-01-03
This is exactly why you're not supposed to tell people they're losing their jobs in advance.
Vicious - 2008-01-13
I read on allmusic that the horns is something Ronnie James Dio's grandmother used to ward off the "evil eye."
glasseye - 2008-01-15
I wish I could teach my engineering students to do this, but most of them already speak English. Alas.
Hooper_X - 2008-10-28
The next time those kids meet an american, hilarity will most assuredly ensue.
Goethe and ernie - 2008-11-06
Fucking AWESOME.

Actually, I had a class this afternoon but unfortunately they were upper intermediate (i.e. I couldn't trick them into it) and I was being observed. But one day, one day....
Shotgun Jackson - 2008-12-14
I learned that in the first grade..
kingofthenothing - 2009-01-09
If he teaches them to say "Me Love You Long Time" for Valentine's Day, he's got my vote for President in 2012.
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