His glasses are famous.
|andru strange |
God what an idiot. And I'm not talking about the kid.
She seems confused at the idea that he would want to have a party without his parents permission.
I really need to get this guy to do my parties for me.
|Maggot Brain |
HOW IS THIS NEWSWORTHY!!!!
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Best party I've ever had so far.
Australians? John Hughes style plot? Huge glasses? Everything old is cool again!
You've really got to be a hero to be willing to show up on a national news program NOT WEARING A SHIRT. Bless Corey, God.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
2 tours in Iraq will straighten him up.
"take a good long look at yourself"
"............I have. Everyone has. They love it."
I never thought I'd say this about anyone, let alone an Australian wearing glasses like that, but Corey has restored my faith in teenagers.
I think him and the hardassed-but-cute newsanchor need to star in a summer party movie. A bra bomb and a supersoaker filled with beer will straighten her out!
Take my glasses off? How about you take the stick out of your ass first lady. WOOO! Party at yellow glasses' house!
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
Oh, nethead. How did it come to this?
This is ridiculous. I mean she is like what, 26 at most? Yeah I'm sure she hasn't been rocking it out at parties exactly like this one for the last 10 years of her superficial blond bimbo life.
Looks like America doesn't have the monopoly on hypocrisy.
|Caminante Nocturno |
In order to take a good, long, hard look at himself, he'd have to take his glasses off, and he's already made his position about that clear.
Aussie Nancy Grace! Ahhhhhh! The virus is spreading!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I cannot stop laughing at this.
cold as ice.
Who likes to rock the party? He likes to rock the party!
"You're going to have to talk to them eventually? What are you going to say?"
|Frank Rizzo |
she wants him SO bad.
Awesome. I love the kid, and she makes me feel so goddamn much better about American Journalism. Thanks for being you, Australia!!!
I fucking love how he did the nice thing, and said sorry a few times - but when the news anchor (playing mum) tried to scold him on-air, he didn't take any shit and stuck up for himself... and his glasses, despite the impending repercussions.
5-stars and favourited
this makes me wish i had been invited to a party in high school
The sum total of my knowledge of Australia is Yahoo Serious and this. Australia is a magical place.
this guy will be worshiped for decades.
|Menudo con queso |
C'mon American teenagers, now you've seen the champ, the Shirtless Wonder from Down Under, you now know what you need to strive for!
Isn't Channel 9 a Murdoch outlet? Also, I sure hope they don't break Cory the way Boston authorities got to the ATHF light-brite guys.
Part of me wants to beat him to death with a tire iron and part of me wants to be him.
|Jeff Fries |
Forgot "nipples" tag
|Spider Jerusalem |
COREY COME THROW A PARTY AT MY HOUSE PLEASE
A party king.
I have to admit: I'm living vicariously through Corey. God I love him.
kid looks like early nineties era Thurston Moore. this is so unbelievably bad-ass. god I can't stand the way that bitch is trying to lecture him on how to dress and behave.. luckily, Thurston takes shit from no one.
Oh wow, the end is perfect.
|Pie Boy |
I didn't think real people could make comebacks that snappy.
|elm axo |
I'd take off my glasses but I havn't slept in days and I look wrecked
+5 for random naked dude with blue mask and shades around 0:57
happy coloured marbles.
I loik tuhtles!
They've made T-Shirts with this guy on them. I'm serious.
Is this thing real? Looks like it could be something from Newstopia. Still, it's great.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I could have sworn I fived, faved, and had some comment or another here when this first made it out of the hopper.
Corey wins! FLAWLESS VICTORY.
YOU CAN'T STOP THE PARTY!
Update: Corey has become a party promotor / DJ:
j lzrd / swift idiot
I ONCE SAW COREY SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROY A CAR WITH HIS BARE HANDS. HE LEFT THE VEHICLE IN A STATE OF F.U.B.A.R'ed DISREPAIR, LIKE MAYOR HAGGAR IN FINAL FIGHT.
The last like five seconds of this are a complete victory.
HARD JOURNALISM WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS PARTY
Five stars for the piecred nipple
This isn't from a Australian sitcom?
She hates this kid's glasses. And he uses it against her at every turn. Never, ever show your soft underbelly to a chess master like Corey.
She did really have a hard on for those glasses for some reason. I could see them telling him to put on a shirt before this started, but she doesn't even mention anything about that, but is just bugfuck about the glasses.
|Corman's Inferno |
They love it.
I can't believe I never rated or favorited this.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Still a legend.
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