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Off-Road Velociraptor Safari
A monocle-wearing dino parrot vents his rage.
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Comment count is 19
I'm not sure I understand what is going on in this game.
See, there's this guy and he's got a jeep and he's using it to run over dinosaurs.
There's this DINOSAUR and he's got a jeep and he's using it to run over dinosaurs! Genius!
-1 because this video never actually shows the driver
+5 for people wanting a compelling story line in a two-minute internet video about running over dinosaur-parrots with a jeep.
Nice to see the ball & chain from Carmageddon making a cameo.
It's the game I've been waiting my whole life for.
CRATE! 100 points
xkcd's probably gonna lull for a few days after this comes out
So, when can I give them my money?
Never... But you can get it for free right now!
I hope this has team multiplayer. And that you can use your car to slam a raptor towards a goal like in soccer.
I hope the velociparrot driving the jeep has a British accent. I would love to hear him call out 'I SAY!' just as he runs over his seventeenth victim.
Also, was that a triceratops in the back of the jeep?
It appears to be a skull, yes.
I never thought I'd see the day when playing a safari game entailed fag-dragging velociraptors.
And *I* never thought I'd see the day when one could play a monocle-wearing velociraptor fag-dragging velociraptors.
Shit, we're going to cure AIDS next, aren't we? AREN'T WE?!?!?
There is nothing about this game I don't like.
What did those raptors ever do to you!?
I whine, yet I must rate a 5 for the feather clouds.
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