Stop staring at each other. STOP IT. ENOUGH.
You can cut the sexual tension there with a knife.
As an atheist, I find this to be a pretty accurate account of what we do on a regular basis.
I am so freaking confused at what this guys point is.
Conservopedia and GodTube. Because who needs reality when we can make our own?
"It's sad how much truth there is to this very sitnario? Its easy for all of us to claim that we would be willing to die for our Lord! But Honestly ! How many would be ready? I hope that I could say yes and be able to follow through if and when placed in this same situation? Lord forgive us of our short comings, and help us to be ready, to befaithful unto the end! in Christ Jesus Name! Amen Pastor Steve"
I'd take a bullet for Jesus. But I wouldn't just because I refused to humor a random psycho.
And to be clear, by that I mean leaping in front of a Kennedy style shot, not walking into Tehran shouting that they are all heathens, and instantly winning a Darwin award.
How does taking a bullet in the back of the head from a hitchhiker help Jesus?
Actually come to think of it, taking a bullet for Jesus might be a foolish idea. Only one of us has a proven ability to resurrect.
Turns out the hitchhiker was really God all along. God is an asshole.
Yes, because 9 times out of 10 when someone threatens to blow your brains out they are really just sheepishly asking for you to preach to them about Jesus
I bet he's thinking "If only we had thought to deny our faith when they were feeding us to the lions! D'oh!"
So incredibly fucked.
What? I don't get it. But maybe thats a good thing.
I kept on thinking that the guys wife should have taken the opportunity during the count down to run him over or sneak up behind him and hit him with a crowbar or call the cops or something.
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A wandering Christian emo with an unloaded gun and the most extreme persecution complex in human history. It could be this decade's answer to Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.
Actually I was thinking this was the American remake of "Peep Show". I don't much like what they did with the "Gunny" episode.
That's not the way it would happen.
You know, the Christian was already on his knees. Why didn't he just use this opportunity to pray to God and so have the Hitchhiker be struck dead with a lightning bolt.
1 star because six minutes in length is really fucking unncecessary, but plus one for "lol xians"
Whoops. I'll credit that star to ROUS's next video.
So I guess jesus took the bullets out of his gun?
-1 for unnecessary, awkward dramatic pauses
What as the point, exactly?
Still, good Xtian craziness.
Preacher got PUNKED!
"I would be soooo proud to die for my Lord, to have a non-believer see the faith and love in my eyes as they persecute me. God is faithfull and yes even if you deny him he will forgive, but where is the glory to God in that?"
When exactly did "heavy with drama" come to mean "chewing the scenery in slow motion over a droning, tuneless soundtrack"?
Mmmm whacha say,
Mmmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mmmm whacha say,
Mmmm that its all for the best?
Because it is
Mmmm whacha say?
What? All the psycho wanted was for the chriastian to tell him about Jesus? Best short film ever!
The QUESTION, RAYMOND, "WAS WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE?"
Anyway, they teach tons of impressionable kids they'll all have to face a "renounce your faith or die" test. It's true.
Nobody ever taught me that.
I'm finally convinced; christians really are scarier and crazier than muslims.
God tube - for lovers of hot spiritual BDSM, heavy on the edgeplay and humiliation.
If at the end the last shot was of the Hitchhiker going over the hill and looking like Jesus, I would have given this the 5th star because then I'd understand if it was a just some crazy guy or Jesus going 'round looking to KICK SOME ASS!
For future google reference in case the link goes out again, this is known as Drifting by Brett Bower
Okay. I am watching. The ending better be worth it.
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