Aoi
Well, those of us in Canada can't see those daily video site vids...at all. So I'm happy with the youtube video as long as it lasts.

Probably won't be long, though.

takewithfood
Isn't it great how the Daily Show website clips won't run for us Canuckistanians, but the advertisements will?

craptacular
actually they do play for us canadians, but only from the comedycentral.ca site and then only with IE (firefox doesn't seem to work for me). embedded versions sadly don't work.

Adramelech
This is pretty much exactly what I thought in my head while seeing his speech for the first time, word for word.

Rodents of Unusual Size
We must expand America's freedoms. Now let's ban marraige, pornography, and make religion a requirement for everyone.

Xenocide
Also, terrorists are bad because they want to make religion a requirement for everyone.

kingarthur
The audacity, she is magnifique! I just don't know, I just don't fucking know man. Every day I find myself closer to just yelling unintelligible epithets and curses at conservatives while spitting on and hitting them just for the slightest provocation.

SolRo
I've been irrationaly hating conservatives for years now, glad you're all finaly catching up.

Billy Buttsex
Hey-- sometimes conservatives can do some dumb things... I mean, this was a pretty goofy speech by Mitt. When it comes down to it at the end of the day, though, I'd rather have Mitt Romney and his morals instead of Jon Stewart and his jokes.

SolRo
"At the end of the day I'd rather be an idiot than be smart"

baleen

SolRo, you have nothing intelligent to say ever. sssh.

SolRo
Like your opinion matters to anyone

revdrew
And apparently it's enough.

ABoyNamedCheese
HEY FUCK JON HE CAN'T COME UP WITH AN ENTIRE EPISODE COMPLETELY IMPROV. You have all the time in the world to be funnier than him. GO.






FAGGOT.

StanleyPain
By all means, you are free to write your own witty and uniquely insightful comic text here. But, that might mean having to give shit about something, which is, like, SOOOO old news.

tamago
Jeff Fries just doesn't get it.

Jeff Fries
I'm impressed you "get" a video without a single cat in it

Black Napkins
I'M IMPRESSED WITH THE SIZE OF YOUR JUNK

YOU CAN GO AWAY NOW

OR MEET ME BEHIND THE 7-11 WITH A TUB OF VASELINE

YOUR CHOICE

Billy Buttsex
Jeff's right. I noticed he wan't really too funny here, but he's still good at making people look silly.

athodyd
I think he's actually been that way for two or three years now.

Jeff Fries
I haven't been around here that long.

Spoonybard
Christ, Jeff, they're talking about Jon Stewart. You've never been good at making people look silly.

John Holmes Motherfucker
The real value here was simply a close examination of Romney's crazy speech. Even NPR didn't play as much of Romney's speech as TDS.

I think Romney may have been the only man in America who would have made a worse president than GW Bush.

zatojones
You're confusing "small-l libertarian" with Republican.

Stog
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CRITICIZE THE BLACK MAN

hahahaha

Aubrey McFate
Okay, you're not real.

Billy Buttsex
Aubrey's actually kinda right here, because Romney was spouting some pretty serious bs in these clips and I was exaggerating, but I do honestly believe that Obama's full of it too and doesn't get HALF the criticism that Mitt does.

Mitt's a good man and's the kinda guy you'd want for a neighbor. He doesn't deserve all the jokes, even if he is goofy.

Stog
I'D LIKE THAT DOUBLE GUANTANAMO GO TO PLEASE

Stog
goddammit "to go please"

Quad9Damage
So strengthening marriage= heterosexuals only?

Aubrey McFate
God, you're a tool. The image you have of Romney is the one that he's fabricated, and not that well even.

And by "not real", I meant troll. I'm still not totally convinced you're legit.

CornOnTheCabre
anyone who uses "the next France" as a totally unironic political barb deserves not only all the jokes told about him, but all the jokes told about anyone ever