Having watched this all the way through now, I can safely say there are not enough stars in the night sky. This motherfucker *needs* to be the top-rated, top-favorited, top-viewed video on the site.
They totally picked Wolverine based entirely on the fact that he was the only one who could grow facial hair. The ladies in this production need to find bras that fit properly. The Invading Soldiers are clearly packing Airsoft rifles. Nobody is miked properly. The Predator is a dude in tiger-print pajamas. Gambit shows up for thirty seconds, halfway through, gets one line of incomprehensible dialogue, and never returns. At one point the government is trying to kill the X-Men, and later Professor X is talking about his chat with the President. The goddamn bald wig.
Everything about this is pure POE, even before you get to the nerdy "DUDE NO WAY A PREDATOR COULD KILL SABERTOOTH" aspect of it.
Five starred and favorited.
Youre right, five stars from me as well
My god Wolverine is a piece of work.
It made my beard tingle to realize that this was based so closely on the movie version of X-Men before the Brotherhood mutants showed up, just for the fact that Prof.X was talking about how humans hadn't had contact with aliens from other planets (whereas in the book he had a Shi'ar girlfriend).
Why is Prof. X wearing a hat? Oh...it's his baldness.
I especially like how both the lighting and the dialogue volume is low, allowing the story to be told purely with ear-splitting sound effects.
Zatojones is a terrible human being for only giving this three starts. It was everything I had hoped it would be, and so much less.
My favorite part is how whenever they cut to the dramatic fiery Predator helmet... there are birds chirping.
Also was this just all filmed at night? Or did they spend $600 on a predator costume, only to have it filmed by someone who forgot to take the lens cap off?
That is not a costume you want to proudly display by the light of day.
"And that's astronomy for you!" All of it.
Refreshingly earnest in its awfulness.
The single most magnificent X-Men invisination ever.
From the Yuppie White Kid High Gazette: "[this film]...adds whole new dimensions to each character, especially by further developing the intense homo erotic relationship between Christopher Blair's intense dramatization of Logan and Travis Lee's over-the-top slapstick Professor X. Kudos to whatever was behind the fetid pile of laundry remains hastily sewn together to resemble a Taiwanese child molester wearing the sad, chilled look of humpty dumpty's mother. Prior to the conclusion, each and every amply-fed, under-sexed white male shared his slice of the pie by collectively pooling weeks worth of drama in mason jars, to be consumed only by the bookishly-devastating Rowan West. A must see. ** 1/2
May we forever praise the name of Keith Olsen.
|El Zapatista |
Who's the chick in the grey hoodie supposed to be?
holy shit this is bad
Funny how we five-star garbage for the sake of it being garbage.
|Old People |
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