| 73Q Music Videos | Vote On Clips | Submit | Login   |

Reddit Digg Stumble Facebook
This Clip is 1 of 4 Clips (1 , 2 , 3 , 4)
Desc:An overweight and nerdy group of X-Men take on a Predator. Oh god, this is beautifully awful.
Category:Short Films, Humor
Tags:bad, X-men, predator, bald wig, fat wolverine
Submitted:kingarthur
Date:03/04/08
Views:4499
Rating:
View Ratings
Register to vote for this video
Favorited 10 Times
Resubmit:Dib

People Who Liked This Video Also Liked:
Pandore
2 Stupid Dogs - Hollywood's Ark
Zombie Apocalypse Vodka Commercial
The David Zucker Albright Ad
[1] RE::: 5 Questions for Atheists
Star Trek: The Lost Episode
The Sex Monster (trailer)
Hulk Hogan cuts a promo that is Ironic in Hindsight.
Triple H Epic Oversell
Old Glory Insurance
Comment count is 23
Hooper_X
Having watched this all the way through now, I can safely say there are not enough stars in the night sky. This motherfucker *needs* to be the top-rated, top-favorited, top-viewed video on the site.

They totally picked Wolverine based entirely on the fact that he was the only one who could grow facial hair. The ladies in this production need to find bras that fit properly. The Invading Soldiers are clearly packing Airsoft rifles. Nobody is miked properly. The Predator is a dude in tiger-print pajamas. Gambit shows up for thirty seconds, halfway through, gets one line of incomprehensible dialogue, and never returns. At one point the government is trying to kill the X-Men, and later Professor X is talking about his chat with the President. The goddamn bald wig.

Everything about this is pure POE, even before you get to the nerdy "DUDE NO WAY A PREDATOR COULD KILL SABERTOOTH" aspect of it.

Five starred and favorited.
NineEleven
Youre right, five stars from me as well

NineEleven
OH SHIT MY BAD HOW DO I UNDO

baleen

My god Wolverine is a piece of work.
zatojones
Is work a new word for blubber?

sosage
Logan, how is the beer gut going?

FABIO2
Jesus
Stopheles
It made my beard tingle to realize that this was based so closely on the movie version of X-Men before the Brotherhood mutants showed up, just for the fact that Prof.X was talking about how humans hadn't had contact with aliens from other planets (whereas in the book he had a Shi'ar girlfriend).
TeenerTot
Why is Prof. X wearing a hat? Oh...it's his baldness.

I especially like how both the lighting and the dialogue volume is low, allowing the story to be told purely with ear-splitting sound effects.
Cheese
Zatojones is a terrible human being for only giving this three starts. It was everything I had hoped it would be, and so much less.
dr_rock
I agree with you, but not because of the stars.

IrishWhiskey
My favorite part is how whenever they cut to the dramatic fiery Predator helmet... there are birds chirping.

Also was this just all filmed at night? Or did they spend 0 on a predator costume, only to have it filmed by someone who forgot to take the lens cap off?
FABIO2
That is not a costume you want to proudly display by the light of day.

AgentOrange
"And that's astronomy for you!" All of it.
dancingshadow
Totally entertaining.
hellomisterkaiser
Refreshingly earnest in its awfulness.
Blackbetta
And yet, refreshingly awful in its earnestness.

Twitch
The single most magnificent X-Men invisination ever.

From the Yuppie White Kid High Gazette: "[this film]...adds whole new dimensions to each character, especially by further developing the intense homo erotic relationship between Christopher Blair's intense dramatization of Logan and Travis Lee's over-the-top slapstick Professor X. Kudos to whatever was behind the fetid pile of laundry remains hastily sewn together to resemble a Taiwanese child molester wearing the sad, chilled look of humpty dumpty's mother. Prior to the conclusion, each and every amply-fed, under-sexed white male shared his slice of the pie by collectively pooling weeks worth of drama in mason jars, to be consumed only by the bookishly-devastating Rowan West. A must see. ** 1/2

May we forever praise the name of Keith Olsen.
El Zapatista
Who's the chick in the grey hoodie supposed to be?
fluffy
holy shit this is bad
Gwago
Funny how we five-star garbage for the sake of it being garbage.
Nikon
Uh ...
Old People
Boring!
Register or login To Post a Comment







Video content copyright the respective clip/station owners please see hosting site for more information.
Privacy Statement