not shown: pile of dead and slowly dying squirrels who only crime was going on the deck. needlessly cruel.
I think this calls for Squirrel Cruelty Week. Plenty of similar videos on Youtube.
Cruel but funny.
I would love to see the blooper reel where the squirrel-i-pult takes off the head off of the younger sibling of the asshole who built it. What we need is less mindless cruelty to animals and more mindless people lighting themselves on fire.
If PETA had animals eating people, I would totally watch that. I think misanthr_opetv.com would be much more entertaining.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Oh, they're fine!
|Hugo Gorilla |
I swear this is a dupe but I can't find it.
I give it a week before the squirrels learn to avoid it. Two weeks before they learn to disarm it safely. In a month they'll be turning it on it's creator.
THAT'S SO CRUEL.
|Frank Rizzo |
cruel, not funny.
I worry for anyone that thought this was funny.
These squirrels obviously had ear mites. It's euthanasia.
I whine at people like you for breakfast.
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Should of aimed it at a pool. The 'splish' would have been a nice ending.
This is missing a star because it's too ambiguous as to whether the vermin are dead or at least crippled. Needs more strategically placed wood chippers.
I mean jesus, do you cunts cry when you see a fly strip flying it's insect holocaust flag high?
In another life, I will be that squirrel. Which is why I find this particularly hilarious. Bring on the karma.
4 stars for squirrel launcher, one more for all the ball babying about it. Tell me, one star guys, would you nurse the battered squirrels back to health?
I would let them bite my whiny pussy man tits.
You say it's mindless cruelty, what if this were the method by witch the squirrel was slaughtered before being made into delicious squirrel melts? Would you approve then?
|Genghis the gerbil |
I have no love for gray squirrels. They attack and kill the much friendlier red's. I must have bagged (sniper'd) at least 30 gray's over the past 4 years, with no remorse.
Big Beef Burritos Supreme
When you're old and frail and need euthanasing you're going to launched off the deck of an aircraft carrier.
And by old and frail I mean don't leave your drink unattended because you're going to wake up with a bag over your head and on board a Gulfstream.
Five stars for killing yard-digging, bird-killing, chimpmunk-displacing, non-native tree rats.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Hilarious, but cruel. Honestly, these people need to think ahead about their actions.
They should've given the squirrels tiny little helmets. With wings.
Oh for fucks sake, it takes a lot more than that to hurt a squirrel, this is just hilarious!
|Beyonce Knowles |
There needs to be a "date submitted" field here so I could know how late I am to the party.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Yeah, what Beyonce said. I feel like the last kid to the OMG CRUELTY VS STFU SQUIRRELS LAND LIKE CATS AND THEY SUCK ANYWAY Party.
I'm a member of the latter group, by the by. Fuck a squirrel, this is practically all they're good for besides pellet gun target practice.
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