gambol
I wanted to bomb this rating, because these things are so blatantly fake and not so funny when there are real shitty bands and solos out there to laugh at, but I can't give less than three stars on the merit of the above comment.

Syd Midnight
Eric Clapton sold his soul to the devil. So Johnny Ramone dies, and surprise, he goes to Heaven. He gets to shred like a maniac now, forever, all day, every day.. he gets to rock hard and play like he always wanted too, his hands and fingers are molten metal, pure fast energy, his right fist is the downstroke of the universe.. but this blues shit from next door keeps bugging him.

So he goes to St Peter and asks "Who is that boring asshole next door, he sounds familiar."

And St Peter says "That's God, sometimes he thinks he's Eric Clapton."