sorry about the video quality, but holy shit, awesome. Slim Jims just electrocuted that guy, and nobody feels bad about it.
Those kids spent a lot of time, effort and creativity on that play. Respect for others is just as cool as your extruded beef heart slurry, MR. SAVAGE.
So is The Macho Man poeTV's unofficial spokesman? I can't help but feel warm in the soul every time I hear his gravelly insanity.
|Jaguar Wong |
This advertisement has been with me since I first saw it, so many years ago, a friend for all time.
Yes, Mr. Savage, yes. I do want to feel a little excitement.
BONE SAW IS RED EEEEE!
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
Bored? Well eat a tube of dried fat.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Oh no, the play is ruined.
"Art Thou Bored" is a lot better than "OH YEAH" when you've just destroyed a wall.
is it the slim jim or mr. savage that can manipulate electricity and magnetism to such a destructive degree?
Man, that director just wanted to put on a good play. Those kids really weren't into it enough.
From the uncut version of Romeo and Juliet. Not as good as the uncut version of Hamlet, though, where rather than the play-within-a-play bit, Macho Man just jumps on stage: "OH YEEEEAH, I SMELL A MURDER MOST FOUL AND THE STINK IS COMIN' FROM YOU BROTHA!! SNAPINTOASLIMJIM!!!"
Jesus christ, that sounds like the greatest idea ever. For the first time in ten years, I wish I had majored in theater - do a production of any old Shakespeare play where the entire cast are dressed and act like famous pro wrestlers.
I guarantee you that would totally fly in most departments as a senior project/master's thesis/whatever.
What they don't tell you in school is that this is actually a lot closer to Shakespeare original vision.
Mr. Savage: You should have played Tybalt!
Take that, you stuffy teacher! Your standards of quality and education aren't welcome here!
I'd like to see him ruin Othello. "OH YEAH! IAGO HATES YOU MAN TAKE HIM TO THE MAT!" And then he kills Iago with lightning and everybody parties.
|fun nugget |
Why aren't all slim jim commercials like this???
Oh wait, they are.
Well, if Shakespeare had more suplexes maybe Macho Man wouldn't have to step in and pick up the slack.
What the hell is the 'Yip' sound between the explosion and the "ART THOU BORED?"
Those kids are really bad bad actors, if you understand my meaning
Nope, not bored anymore.
Oh, wow. I must have seen this 500 times when I was a kid. It is kind of distressing that any in-depth analysis of how my character and psyche formed would have to take in to account Macho Man Randy Savage and Silverhawks.
|The Mothership |
Why yes, Macho Man, I am.
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