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Desc:Homeless kitten gets a serving of scrambled eggs (with a fork).
Category:Pets & Animals
Tags:kitten, eggs, hungry, CATegory
Submitted:Stog
Date:04/17/08
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Comment count is 96
andru strange
adorable.
Oktay

Can you elaborate on that?


La Loco
Can I has hungerrr?

THA SUGAH RAIN
Disgusting.

Caminante Nocturno
The fork did not come into play as prominently as the description made it seem.
Red Squirrel
No, I think it did just what the description entailed.

AgentOrange
I have a cat too.
andru strange
did you know that there is a site called 'the daily cat', which features daily pictures of the world's cutest cats?

glasseye
And your one star vote indicates you lack a brain to appreciate it.

Millard
More sand for everyone's vagina, I guess.
Stog
The collective space vagina

TinManic
you're just bitter because our activism is bringing about some positive change.

Stog
By change you mean lunchtime entertainment right

andru strange
check out stog's submissions. 50% cats, 40% mst3k.

SARS
What is Stog? Combing these videos to find out!!

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=34102
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=33926

SARS
* also, combine
THE CAT AIDS ARE TAKING HOLD.

andru strange
i've always thought of stog as more of the dude from Chuck and Buck. you know, the one with the Hello Kitty vaporizer.

gotterdamm
So what you're trying to say is... Stog is totally awesome.

JimBeam
I like to look at cats. When did that become so reprehensible?

coprolalia
MORE KITTENS
EXTERMINATE ALL THE BRUTES
andru strange
have you ever had a girlfriend?

coprolalia
I have. Have you ever not been so tedious?

rustedmutt
I'm sorry, but spastic leg-climbing kitten IS kinda cute.
andru strange
portal of cute?

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
your ideas intrigue me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter

rustedmutt
Cute can be downright malevolent, Mr. Strange. Don't let your guard down.

andru strange
okay. please explain to me how this is evil.

dancingshadow
Hahah, this kitty broke andru.

andru strange
dancingshadow? what kind of faggot name is that? i mean, the word faggot gets thrown around a lot here, but that's actually gay-gay? are you a goth preformance artist?

rustedmutt
Well for one... the *noise* it's making, but I'm not going to try and feed the trolling here. :( Sorry, kiddo.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit
HUNGRY
Wombles
It's funny because it's so hungry. Would've been better if he pulled the food out of reach a few times before letting him eat. Just to see if he gets louder.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme
aw
andru strange
you're on ED!

Xenocide
This isn't a standard cat video. This animal is a starving street urchin, not well-fed and pamered like most of the cats on POETV. He is the Oliver Twist of catdom, and his adventures offer a new and exciting view of the world we live in.
Caminante Nocturno
That was a dog, damn it!

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=21602

I'm so angry that I remember this.

Syd Midnight
They're not quite as cute when they're screaming in the throes of starvation.

andru strange
at least it'll die soon.

Syd Midnight
I'd have given more stars if I'd known the controversy would continue to rage like a brush fire.

SARS
OMGH SIMPLY ADOARABLE STOG YOU BEARDO FATTY
Operation Cornflakes
I throw my lot in with the "kittens are cute" camp.

AgentOrange
I feel the solution to the kitten question would be to have a portal of kitten shit, or whatever, because there are an insane amount of kitten videos on here.

andru strange
or they could just jerk it to their sick fetishes in private like everyone else.

Westward
Ironic how the unwashed, diseased, screeching monster crawling up the viewer's leg best represents the unwashed, diseased, screeching monsters who 1 stars kitten videos.
andru strange
canihascheezeburger?

Keefu
Homeless kittens are scruffy and have character.
B. Weed
I sometimes wonder if our whiny bitches here simply do not appreciate Portal of Evil history-- PoE's been gay for cute fuzzy wuzzy critters for years.

http://friends.portalofevil.com/sfs.php?si=3&fi=000013690

AgentOrange
Yeah, I know, and that's fine. But these cat videos are clogging up Poetv, there's something like 5 on the front page right now. None of which have anything different to offer than the last. You've seen one cat video, you've seen them all, and many of them are more highly rated than genuinely interesting, educational, or evil shit on the site because people just five star cat videos because...well fuck if I know.

AgentOrange
Ok, so maybe two are only on the front page, but it feels like a million because there's a cat video every goddamn day.

andru strange
poe's been "gay for cute fuzzy wuzzy critters for years"? so has 4chan, icanhascheezeburger, filksters and little girls.

SARS
poe, back in the late 90's, also made fun of people like our resident cat lovers (furries) a lot, too.

Keefu
Its blatant trolling at this point and all of you are just feeding the fire.

AgentOrange
Wait, who's trolling? The people posting the cat videos? Because I genuinely think these videos are boring.

Keefu
I imagine but its pretty obvious the most recent ones are just there to be flame bait.

AgentOrange
Yeah, considering they're all submitted by Stog, but the problem is, these videos are sub-par (even by cat lover standards) and are going to be here forever.

fluffy
OH NO THEY WILL BE HERE FOREVER

DATABASE ROWS ARE A PRECIOUS RESOURCE

Borborygmus
Demonic leg-climbing kitten! Seriously, that was awesome camera work there. Horror movie directors take note.
glasseye
Five stars for Andru and SARS being raging retards.

Plus a million for the kitty.
Frank Rizzo
om nom nom nom nom nom....
Udderdude
HAPPY END
zurvan
Kitten Video Liberation Front
TinManic
but you only degrade what you love!

charmlessman
I'm not immune to a cute kitten video, and I giggled when I watched this one.
But 1 star for the comments about how cute things are evil and this cat is demonic or a monster.

Kittens aren't evil. Cute isn't evil. I'm so damn sick of people characterizing cute things as evil. Evil is getting the butt of an AK-47 in the face in front of your children. Kittens aren't f*****g EVIL!! So you can take your damn Hello Kitty with a machine gun and eat a dick.
Aoi
5 stars for a kitten video provoking a PTSD flashback episode on the internets.

charmlessman
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CHARLIE'S IN THE TREEEEES MAN!!!!

BHWW
WHOOOS A WIDDLE KEWTIE YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE
rustedmutt
You = win.

Me = can't stop laughing.

(Me also probably = fired, for the sheer amount of time I've wasted oggling at this oddly-fascinating internet drama over *kitten videos* fer cryin' out loud.)

fluffy
-1 because the camerawork made me feel queasy.
Mostly Pi
I think we need to keep these videos around. Not because I like them (generally don't), but their presence on PoeTV does contain the battlin' motards from both sides of the latest gripping debate of our times in a designated area. They can have their hissy fits here and leave the rest of us in peace.

Think of this as the NASCAR racing of PoeTV. Without it the Stogs and Andru Stranges of the web might wander into more civilized climes and immediately ruin the otherwise genial atmosphere with the wretched stench of their utter and uncomprimising FAIL.
RockBolt
Spite
baleen

filthy parasitic wyrms
oogaBooga
you didnt just actually say wyrms with a 'y' did you?

Hooker
cat
FatFatuousNation
hungry... kitty... must... 5 star....
halon
Good lord, the whinging faggot brigade is out in full force today. If enough cat videos are posted, will you leave forever?
dead_cat
No, they will just implode from the force of their anger/gay -- and I don't know about you but the imploded are some serious fucking whiners.

StanleyPain
This is cute, and there's nothing wrong with cute videos on POETV. In balances out the crazy, disgusting, insane, whathaveyou videos that we see on a regular basis. Cute animals are like palette cleansers between the bouts of true POE level crazy, and there's no shame in that.
KnowFuture
I was gonna just give this maybe 3, 4 stars, tops.
I mean sure, I like a cute kitty, who doesn't? (PUT YOUR FUCKING MUTATED TARDPAW DOWN GODDAMMIT)

It gets full marks though because it amuses me how the kitty videoes never fail to piss certain people off with too much free time on their hands. Which will run out first, the kitty videoes or the bitchy posts about the kitty videoes?

Aelric
i'd say the videos. i'm having bad visions of poetv's future as these little flame wars become more and more common. soon we'll have a swarm of "first post" assholes and trolls galore.

I like kittens, usually. this one is a bit spastic, but i won't hold that against it. seriously, people, is it ok to just be happy?

FatFatuousNation
Will poeTV survive the impending apocalyptic battle between kitty-lovers and the soulless, cat-hating beardos? Nobody knows, but one thing is certain:

j lzrd / swift idiot
Feed it, or the noice won't go away!
Frostilicus
IN A WORLD

Andru Strange: "NO! GET DOWN!"

ONE MAN

Andru Strange: "CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT IT'S... CATS?!"

THIS SUMMER

GET READY

COMING SOON TO VHS
athodyd
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oddly enough the noises i imagine coming out of this thread are quite similar
Rodents of Unusual Size
I like this cat. He's got moxy.
keinsignal
Seriously, feed that fucking cat. Poor little guy looks like a kitten head mounted on a bunch of orange pipe cleaners.
Whitaker
The way he claws his way up the cameraman's pantleg is classic.
Tuan Jim
poor starving kitten. He'll calm down a bit in time.

The wonderful kitty I gave to my ex was starving when he came running out from behind a garbage can as I walked home from her place late one night in Brooklyn. To this day anything to do with food and he's there purring and sweetly crying and reminding you how much he loves you and maybe could he have some of that?
tamago
Five stars for anti-cat video fags flailing hopelessly.

I will now five star every cat video (as long as there isn't torture of the cat involved) out of sheer spite.
Keefu
I remember all these anti-cat bickerings.

Those were dark days for poetv.
ashtar.
This is pretty much what our entire entry on ED is about.

Lauritz Melchior
I want a kitty.
MightierThanTheSword
Five stars to balance out heartless faggots who one-star cat videos.

A thousand stars for the kitty climbing up the guy's leg, UTTERLY RELENTLESS. I've seen this before but it still made me giggle.
Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy
Is this kitty-rating drama over? I never come here and there aren't any timestamps.

5 stars for provoking some 15 year old faggot into a BUT ITS NOT EVIL rant
Cube
I guess the squeaky wheel does get the ... scrabled eggs.
Lauritz Melchior
Somebody likes Baldur's Gate.

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