|andru strange - 2008-04-17 |
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-17 |
The fork did not come into play as prominently as the description made it seem.
No, I think it did just what the description entailed.
|AgentOrange - 2008-04-17 |
I have a cat too.
did you know that there is a site called 'the daily cat', which features daily pictures of the world's cutest cats?
And your one star vote indicates you lack a brain to appreciate it.
|Millard - 2008-04-17 |
More sand for everyone's vagina, I guess.
The collective space vagina
you're just bitter because our activism is bringing about some positive change.
By change you mean lunchtime entertainment right
check out stog's submissions. 50% cats, 40% mst3k.
What is Stog? Combing these videos to find out!!
* also, combine
THE CAT AIDS ARE TAKING HOLD.
i've always thought of stog as more of the dude from Chuck and Buck. you know, the one with the Hello Kitty vaporizer.
|coprolalia - 2008-04-17 |
EXTERMINATE ALL THE BRUTES
I have. Have you ever not been so tedious?
|rustedmutt - 2008-04-17 |
I'm sorry, but spastic leg-climbing kitten IS kinda cute.
Cute can be downright malevolent, Mr. Strange. Don't let your guard down.
okay. please explain to me how this is evil.
dancingshadow? what kind of faggot name is that? i mean, the word faggot gets thrown around a lot here, but that's actually gay-gay? are you a goth preformance artist?
Well for one... the *noise* it's making, but I'm not going to try and feed the trolling here. :( Sorry, kiddo.
|oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2008-04-17 |
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-04-17 |
|Xenocide - 2008-04-17 |
This isn't a standard cat video. This animal is a starving street urchin, not well-fed and pamered like most of the cats on POETV. He is the Oliver Twist of catdom, and his adventures offer a new and exciting view of the world we live in.
That was a dog, damn it!
I'm so angry that I remember this.
They're not quite as cute when they're screaming in the throes of starvation.
I'd have given more stars if I'd known the controversy would continue to rage like a brush fire.
|SARS - 2008-04-17 |
OMGH SIMPLY ADOARABLE STOG YOU BEARDO FATTY
|Operation Cornflakes - 2008-04-17 |
I throw my lot in with the "kittens are cute" camp.
I feel the solution to the kitten question would be to have a portal of kitten shit, or whatever, because there are an insane amount of kitten videos on here.
or they could just jerk it to their sick fetishes in private like everyone else.
|Westward - 2008-04-17 |
Ironic how the unwashed, diseased, screeching monster crawling up the viewer's leg best represents the unwashed, diseased, screeching monsters who 1 stars kitten videos.
|Keefu - 2008-04-17 |
Homeless kittens are scruffy and have character.
|B. Weed - 2008-04-17 |
I sometimes wonder if our whiny bitches here simply do not appreciate Portal of Evil history-- PoE's been gay for cute fuzzy wuzzy critters for years.
Yeah, I know, and that's fine. But these cat videos are clogging up Poetv, there's something like 5 on the front page right now. None of which have anything different to offer than the last. You've seen one cat video, you've seen them all, and many of them are more highly rated than genuinely interesting, educational, or evil shit on the site because people just five star cat videos because...well fuck if I know.
Ok, so maybe two are only on the front page, but it feels like a million because there's a cat video every goddamn day.
poe's been "gay for cute fuzzy wuzzy critters for years"? so has 4chan, icanhascheezeburger, filksters and little girls.
poe, back in the late 90's, also made fun of people like our resident cat lovers (furries) a lot, too.
Its blatant trolling at this point and all of you are just feeding the fire.
Wait, who's trolling? The people posting the cat videos? Because I genuinely think these videos are boring.
I imagine but its pretty obvious the most recent ones are just there to be flame bait.
Yeah, considering they're all submitted by Stog, but the problem is, these videos are sub-par (even by cat lover standards) and are going to be here forever.
OH NO THEY WILL BE HERE FOREVER
DATABASE ROWS ARE A PRECIOUS RESOURCE
|Borborygmus - 2008-04-17 |
Demonic leg-climbing kitten! Seriously, that was awesome camera work there. Horror movie directors take note.
|glasseye - 2008-04-17 |
Five stars for Andru and SARS being raging retards.
Plus a million for the kitty.
|Frank Rizzo - 2008-04-17 |
om nom nom nom nom nom....
|Udderdude - 2008-04-17 |
|zurvan - 2008-04-17 |
Kitten Video Liberation Front
but you only degrade what you love!
|charmlessman - 2008-04-17 |
I'm not immune to a cute kitten video, and I giggled when I watched this one.
But 1 star for the comments about how cute things are evil and this cat is demonic or a monster.
Kittens aren't evil. Cute isn't evil. I'm so damn sick of people characterizing cute things as evil. Evil is getting the butt of an AK-47 in the face in front of your children. Kittens aren't f*****g EVIL!! So you can take your damn Hello Kitty with a machine gun and eat a dick.
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! CHARLIE'S IN THE TREEEEES MAN!!!!
|BHWW - 2008-04-17 |
WHOOOS A WIDDLE KEWTIE YOU ARE YES YOU ARE YES YOU ARE
You = win.
Me = can't stop laughing.
(Me also probably = fired, for the sheer amount of time I've wasted oggling at this oddly-fascinating internet drama over *kitten videos* fer cryin' out loud.)
|fluffy - 2008-04-17 |
-1 because the camerawork made me feel queasy.
|Mostly Pi - 2008-04-17 |
I think we need to keep these videos around. Not because I like them (generally don't), but their presence on PoeTV does contain the battlin' motards from both sides of the latest gripping debate of our times in a designated area. They can have their hissy fits here and leave the rest of us in peace.
Think of this as the NASCAR racing of PoeTV. Without it the Stogs and Andru Stranges of the web might wander into more civilized climes and immediately ruin the otherwise genial atmosphere with the wretched stench of their utter and uncomprimising FAIL.
|RockBolt - 2008-04-17 |
|baleen - 2008-04-17 |
filthy parasitic wyrms
|Hooker - 2008-04-17 |
|FatFatuousNation - 2008-04-17 |
hungry... kitty... must... 5 star....
|halon - 2008-04-17 |
Good lord, the whinging faggot brigade is out in full force today. If enough cat videos are posted, will you leave forever?
|StanleyPain - 2008-04-17 |
This is cute, and there's nothing wrong with cute videos on POETV. In balances out the crazy, disgusting, insane, whathaveyou videos that we see on a regular basis. Cute animals are like palette cleansers between the bouts of true POE level crazy, and there's no shame in that.
|KnowFuture - 2008-04-17 |
I was gonna just give this maybe 3, 4 stars, tops.
I mean sure, I like a cute kitty, who doesn't? (PUT YOUR FUCKING MUTATED TARDPAW DOWN GODDAMMIT)
It gets full marks though because it amuses me how the kitty videoes never fail to piss certain people off with too much free time on their hands. Which will run out first, the kitty videoes or the bitchy posts about the kitty videoes?
i'd say the videos. i'm having bad visions of poetv's future as these little flame wars become more and more common. soon we'll have a swarm of "first post" assholes and trolls galore.
I like kittens, usually. this one is a bit spastic, but i won't hold that against it. seriously, people, is it ok to just be happy?
Will poeTV survive the impending apocalyptic battle between kitty-lovers and the soulless, cat-hating beardos? Nobody knows, but one thing is certain:
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-04-18 |
Feed it, or the noice won't go away!
|Frostilicus - 2008-04-18 |
IN A WORLD
Andru Strange: "NO! GET DOWN!"
Andru Strange: "CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT IT'S... CATS?!"
COMING SOON TO VHS
|athodyd - 2008-04-18 |
oddly enough the noises i imagine coming out of this thread are quite similar
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-05-02 |
I like this cat. He's got moxy.
|keinsignal - 2008-05-27 |
Seriously, feed that fucking cat. Poor little guy looks like a kitten head mounted on a bunch of orange pipe cleaners.
|Whitaker - 2008-07-30 |
The way he claws his way up the cameraman's pantleg is classic.
|Tuan Jim - 2008-08-18 |
poor starving kitten. He'll calm down a bit in time.
The wonderful kitty I gave to my ex was starving when he came running out from behind a garbage can as I walked home from her place late one night in Brooklyn. To this day anything to do with food and he's there purring and sweetly crying and reminding you how much he loves you and maybe could he have some of that?
|tamago - 2008-09-07 |
Five stars for anti-cat video fags flailing hopelessly.
I will now five star every cat video (as long as there isn't torture of the cat involved) out of sheer spite.
|Keefu - 2008-09-22 |
I remember all these anti-cat bickerings.
Those were dark days for poetv.
This is pretty much what our entire entry on ED is about.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2009-02-04 |
I want a kitty.
|MightierThanTheSword - 2009-04-14 |
Five stars to balance out heartless faggots who one-star cat videos.
A thousand stars for the kitty climbing up the guy's leg, UTTERLY RELENTLESS. I've seen this before but it still made me giggle.
|Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy - 2009-04-29 |
Is this kitty-rating drama over? I never come here and there aren't any timestamps.
5 stars for provoking some 15 year old faggot into a BUT ITS NOT EVIL rant
|Cube - 2009-05-02 |
I guess the squeaky wheel does get the ... scrabled eggs.
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