|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I would love nothing more than for her to be on television. Reading the news.
Makes me glad I'm circumcised. Don't wan' her comin' ta mah hawse and tellin me to wash mah nutz
I really can't tell whether, in the Freudian sense, she's anal retentive or anal expulsive. On one hand, she's really obsessed with anal hygiene. On the other hand, though, she feels the need to talk about it publically, a LOT.
She has a sense of humor!
That's nasty. Even if I don't have the time to give myself a good full body wash, every day I wash up unna my damn nuts. And in my for-skinnn all aroun. The first thing I learned about cleaning was to clean that dick-skinnnn,
NIGGA ASS STAANK!
One of the most vulgar things I've listened to. And I watched The Aristocrats documentary
They show this one to the boys in sixth grade health class, while the girls went to another room to discuss woman things.
Wash your nuts guys, for serious.
Y'all betta wash under yo nutz, I mean, y'all wash under your nutz.
I don't think she understands why the cameraman is cracking up.
|wtf japan |
You know, maybe this guy ought to consider, I dunno, not being gay?
Aw, what a delightfull Eliza Doolittle.
I bet I can pass her off as high society in time for the big ball. Who will take my bet?
On second thought, this really needs to be followed by one of those NBC "The More You Know" animations.
|wtf japan |
The complaint of stank lies mainly with the taint.
|karl hungus |
washing your rectum with lye soap? after you, sister.
She needs a Comedy Central special. This woman is the rebirth of stand-up comedy.
|King of Balls |
Noo! Hahaha! Nooooo!
It's like Wanda Sykes and Dr. Ruth Westheimer all in one.
I want to play tf2 with this lady. She does ridiculous shit talking better than MAHVEL BAYBEE guy.
She is a real life Leon and this is the ruckus she bring.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I want to believe this is parody. I know it is not.
I think she's self-aware, and likes having such a frank personality. It's part of her legend, and is probably fun as hell for her to do. Also, she has the gleeful air of someone who just discovered a disgusting secret about the opposite gender.
j lzrd / swift idiot
I can dig it.
You gotta wash yo ASS, if ya must
YA GOTTA BRUSH YO TEETH, if ya must
YA GOTTA COMB YO HAYAIR IF YA MUST
OR ELSE YOU'LL BE /FUNKEEEEEEEEEEEAY~/
|Torture the Artist |
Thank you so much for resubmitting this.
She makes me feel dirty.
|Cancer Sells |
Alexyss is one of the best things that ever happened on the internet.
|dr tits |
this is brilliant :)
I regularly recite this to my infant son while bathing him.
The camera boy makes this piece what it is.
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