How much longer must we live under Ben Stiller's reign of terror?
It doesn't reek of Paris Hilton.
Oh Patrick Warburton. After Brock Samson I thought you'd taken a turn.
It's not his fault. He has to appear in every 3rd cartoon created after 2001. It's some kind of rule.
Oh for god's fucking sake....
CGI is doing to movies what reality TV did to television.
It's unbelievable to me that someone out there - and that includes the hackiest of hack writers - thinks "That's gotta hurt," is still a valid punchline.
Also, THREE prat falls in one minute and fifteen seconds.
Watch some prime-time sitcoms some time....
Not to mention the "wacky extended panicked scream" that seems to be all the rage with lazy animation writers these days. Oh, look, there's TWO of them. This is sure to turn out well.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I could swear I've seen this plotline before, somewhere.
It's almost as if CGI itself hates humanity
FROM ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU SHREK!
That's just vague enough that it could refer to anyone on the production team. Including the guy whose job it was to bring Mike Meyers coffee.
NOW. From one of the three concept designers who drew the specs for the right side of the nose of Shrek -- in SHREK--
So it's like any other CGI shitfest from the past several years?
|Caminante Nocturno |
It did not take long for the new generation of CGI movies to hit Shitty Town.
5 stars for unredeemable crap.
|Godard's Drinking Problem |
This movie looks like a lot of fun!
Also, another prime example of my "Inverse Relationship between Number of Music Cues and Quality of Film" Trailer Theory. As the number of songs embedded in a trailer goes up, the quality of the film being advertised goes down down down. It's a very fun game to play (I count six).
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