How many millions had to die for Motley Crue? HOW MANY?
And now we know where George Bush got his speaking, clothing, and hair style.
2:32 OH MY GOD ARSEFACE IS REAL.
If only all impressionable people listened to heavy metal in the 80s - the mullet haircut could have been removed in one generation.
The suicide song is catchy :D
I was wondering why that sounded familiar as I was typing it, but I knew I couldn't search for the source without knowing something close to the exact phrasing.
Thank you :D
YES! I thought of arseface too.
I wonder if this guy is what inspired Ennis to make that character. I love how he wrote arse-face as a moron, and used him for comic relief. I'm sorry, but I have trouble blaming Black Sabbath for this guys screwed up life. They were an awesome band, and I can say that with my face intact.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Note to self: put barrel of gun into mouth rather than under chin.
I don't want to post more than one comment because I'm feeling lazy, so:
1. "Stuck my jaw teeth first into the ceiling."
2. When the announcer attempts to describe "heavy metal," the camera noticeably plays Entombed tracks over an ABBA video.
3. So the presence of an unlocked loaded shotgun has less to do with the suicide attempt than the music the idiot was listening to? Gotcha.
Dr. Fletcher Brothers? But where's the other one?
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME!
It's either Black Sabbath or Mike Oldfield!!
WHEW!! Well, I'm glad they stopped the scourge of heavy metal music back in the 80s. Heavy Metal like the Beastie Boys and Prince.
|Billy Buttsex |
In other news, since areas like Eastern Europe are where suicide is most prevelant, preachers are blaming the polka industry.
I was exposed to black metal in '94 by a buddy who got one of these tapes from his aunt. 5 stars for broadening my interests!
Also bonus stars for throwing The Cults brief incarnation as Death Cult in there. It's probably a decade later but damn that's an "evil suicide devil band" worthy name. Hell they were Southern Death Cult longer.
RIP Death Cult
April 1983 - January 1984
|Caminante Nocturno |
The Flashdance-like music playing as that kid raced off to off himself did not set the mood they wanted it to.
Hold it now, hold it now, DUNNNNNNNNNN----HIT IT
The entertaining thing to me is the determination---"well, the call's finally come through, time to go do that thing I've been planning!"...no sitting to think about it, no writing a note or anything like that, just up those stairs and BOOM
Where is David Bowie?
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