wtf? does he not look and totally not register that the large silver SUV of the same model and make as his is just dropping down that embankment?
Question: What kind of idiot doesn't use their parking brake?
Answer: This kind.
I like how he looks at the car in the ditch, which must be some other car, and then goes back to filling his can.
"Now's my chance!"
"Wheeeee! I'm freeee!"
So freedom lies at the bottom of a ditch?
|Hay Belly |
The League of Concerned Bikers
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"WHAT THE oh never mind it's just my car fallin into a ditch"
MY CA- oh wait, that must be someone else's
|Caminante Nocturno |
He seems to angrily throw the nozzle onto the ground, and then, soaked with embarrassment, picks it back up and puts it back into place.
That is in character with the sort of person who forgets to set his parking brake.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
This guy... this guy may possibly be my new hero. Let me explain. This is what happens when heavy gusts, "Fuck the parking brake," slightly inclined gas station pump pavement, and complete, utter indifference at spilled milk come together. Look at the grass: it's blowing like a damned hurricane out there. And when he looks up to see what appears to be the problem, he realizes he should leave the thing there and just keep pumping. His car's not going anywhere soon, and it's 4WD.
At least he's aware that static electricity and gasoline don't react well together. Ground that gas can, non-emergency-brake-puller man!
Why can't I see things like this happen when /I'M/ pumping my petrol?
That's a perfect Oliver Hardy throw with the gas pump.
The closest his SUV has come to ADVENTURE since it negotiated a gravel driveway. OFF ROADING!
|Big Beef Burritos Supreme |
I love how it makes a break for it.
Dude, where's my car?
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