charmlessman      The cop was just fighting the urge to poke the belly, Poppin Fresh style.
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kiint     turn 360 degrees...enhance...enhance...STOP! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!
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Camonk     Well let's face it. If there's one demographic in the US that deserves more harassment, it's fatties.
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kiint GO TO JAIL! GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL! DO NOT PASS GO! DO *NOT* COLLECT $200!
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Camonk Well, if there's TWO demographics in the US that need more harassing...
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asian hick Also, in fairness to the cop, fat people *are* funny
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Hooker      That was better than I could have hoped for.
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EnochEmery Note to officers: always check the flab for hidden weapons.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      I think this should be allowed, because cops could always use a laugh and let's face it, this man's people are jolly.
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RomancingTrain      That is a pretty good FUPA.
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mouser I dont think he was so much repressing his laughter than trying to not vomit.
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a flaming monkey What did the fat man do?
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UnderANeonHalo     it loses a star for the cop not ordering him to dance around a little while giving him instructions.
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kiint "OK NOW uh, SLOWLY, turn around...
...AND..uh...do the hokey pokey"
"do the...what?"
"I SAID DO THE HOKEY POKEY DAMMIT AND TURN YOURSELF AROUND!!!"
"I...what?"
"TURN YOURSELF AROUND!! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!!!
IMMEDIATELY!!!!"
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Jeff Fries  WHOA what
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j lzrd / swift idiot      Proving that yes, Law Enforcement will put the video of you on the internet.
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