In America Secretary file papers for lawyers, in Soviet Russia secretaries dance with sharks!
Damn, I couldn't make it work. Damn you Yakov Smirnov and your 20+ year old jokes!
I'm willing to learn Russian for a chance to bang Jean Shorts there in front. Oh and her English name would be Jean Shorts, sorry Svetlana or Lyudmila or whatever the fuck horrible collision of syllables your parents decided to saddle you with.
I had trouble rating this because it's cute and fun, and not at all evil. Then Jean Shorts turned me on to lesbianism (she has great legs), so 5 stars.