Just wait. This get's amazing.
Isn't an informed populace necessary to the function of... shit, something or other. Oh well it must not have been that important. Nevermind.
"They probably are watching, and I'm glad they get a chance to see you, Mr. Addington."
what is happening to us?
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
The slightest bit of transparency in our government would mean the terrorists win
David Addington is the government equivalent of a spoiled teenager who has no concept of consequences. After the hearing, he sulked in his room and listened to Linkin Park. But not too loud, because terrorists might be listening.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Further evidence that the baby boomers were the worst thing to happen to this country.
Boy, it's going to be awkward in 20 years when they're all old. I mean, today's old people beat Hitler, so they've earned some respect and their stories can often by quite interesting. When the boomers all get to adult diaper age it's going to be one goddamn woodstock story after another.
I know plenty of people my own age who would be just as self assured and megalomaniacal given the resources and position.
Maybe if the terrorists knew which techniques were used, they'd think twice? I dunno.
The answer to the question, "Why do you hate America so much?"
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
That wasn't insubordinate at all.
I want to shit in his heart.
See, if we confirm we're using waterboarding, and the terrorists are watching C-Span, then they'll know they need to recruit terrorists who are immune to drowning!! Before you know it, groupers and guppies will be committing acts of jihad on surfers and waterskiiers!!
Oh my god the youtube comments.
It's hard to believe these people actual exist sometimes.
5 stars for Bill Delahunt all casually sitting with his arm up on the back of his chair, serving this douche a steaming pile of DISREPEC on tv.
Ssssshhhh.... I think I just heard something... what was it?
OH, it was the Tupperware seal being popped, we're being sucked back from Bizarro World.
|Simian Pride |
David Addington is the platonic ideal of an insufferable douchebag.
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