Evilhead 
"AND IT KEPT SHAKIN'!!"
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sosage
Is “There are Boyscouts in the room” a special code phrase for “This guy is scaring me"?
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Stopheles
Does this guy have a website? Somebody please say "yes."
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yoyo1
Paranoia rap
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underaneonhalo
I'm hoping the next order of business was reinstating asylums.
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Enki Don't
Sweet, sweet crazy talk. Helicopters!
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baleen
i wonder if he thinks that the white turtleneck is the only thing keeping his head on.
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Xiphias
whoooooooooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeee
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Aubrey McFate
It's like a site owner post in POE proper, only in real life. Terrorist pussy!
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Syd Midnight
Schizolicious. You can hear where he'd change font and color if it was a schizo webpage
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Spider Jerusalem
I had to pause this three times. I simply could not handle it all at once.
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Meatsack Jones
I can now die having heard a rant in which the words chameleon, terrorist, and lemonhead were used.
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Kapow
I think this guy's arena is out of ice, if you catch my drift.
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Crucifried
His movie needs to be made. I want to hear an action hero yell "I WANT YOU, MR. HELICOPTER PILOT"
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merzbau
JOHN EDWARDS KNOWS ABOUT THIS
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Zeis
He looks kinda like Nekobe, of 'if they'd only let me yiff the otter' fame. Maybe it's just me.
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I am Damo Suzuki
about to explode eh?
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GingersHaveNoSouls
Damn... he's on to me. Time to get a new helicopter.
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winnie wincent inwasion
I've been to hundreds of local government meetings. Almost every town has one of these people.
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Aoi
Man, why don't we get quality crazy like that up here?
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bopeton
This guy should get his own helicopter and they can have a duel.
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Stog
AND IT JUST KEPT SHAKING holy shit, guy, calm down
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oddeye
PREACH IT BROTHER THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE SCARED.
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SharoKham
Great slip: "You were IN that helicopter pilot!" People who seamlessly list acronyms are always nuts
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King Prawn
YOU ARE A CHAMELEON
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GoodAaron
Classic loose association and delusions of persecution, both key symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia.
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athodyd
This is the first time I've actually seen one of these rants outside of flyers on telephone poles.
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Severian
Oh Charlotte crazies, we love you!
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enjoy
When I retire I want to do what this man does. Whatever it is.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
How funny is it that links to becoming a helicopter pilot can be found right above the clip?
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keinsignal
I'd like to think this guy's the best performance artist of all time. Either way, this is great.
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Concerned Citizen
I think he makes perfect sense and I agree with every word.
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B_Ko
SOMEONE HAS THEIR HAND IN THE PIE. THAT'S WHY THERE IS NO ICE IN THE ARENA.
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Mayberry Pancakes
Those Boy Scouts were loving every minute of it.
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Caminante
It's when he grabs the podium and starts shaking it that this becomes perfect comedy gold.
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Gurlugon
Why is it always helicopters?
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tamago
If you turn the volume up, you can actually hear someone utter "uh-oh" when the guy's name is called
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Vallombrosa
People like this are even more fun in person. I love them so.
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JimL2
I suspect (and hope) he redacted that paper himself with a magic marker
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raeshaldis
I went to Smith Jr. High. I wish he was there when I was.
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PrincessPeachesUnderpants
chameleon lemonheaded coward terrorist pussy!
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Amnesia Moon
One of the best things on the internet.
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arquillius
he's just mad, because the pilot pee-d down his chimney!
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Ursa_minor
and its shakin and its shakin shakin AND ITS SHAKIN SHAKE SHAKIN!
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stanleypain
Jesus
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kingofthenothing
That's awesome. I think he's related to a guy I worked with.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
I believe him
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carpenter
This guy wants John Walsh to solve his helicopter problems? Americans want John Walsh to do it all..
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Dr. Pickles
The chip in his skull just made him THINK there was a helicopter above his house. JUST AS I PLANNED!
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Inferno
My.... GOD.....
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BAC
so john walsh is a helicopter pilot who won't put ice in the arena?
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bugzapperjesus
I stopped counting the conspiracies this guy put together.
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Pandatronic
Somebody make a GIF of him "shakin', SHAKIN'!"
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blackbetta
John Edwards know about this? That rogue helicopter pilot is as good as caught.
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Hooper_X
Holy goddamn.
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xenocide
Why isn't there a Wii game called "Rogue Helicopter Pilot?" I wanna shake this guy's house.
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FABIO2
A young Warren Spector gets the inspiration for Deus Ex.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
Hooooo-leeeee SHIT.
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Adramelech
I have also been chased by chameleons in helicopters.
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Pie Boy
This man needs his own reality tv show RIGHT NOW.
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Scorpaen
holy cow.. I drive THRU Charlotte on my way to work. I wanna see this guy in PERSON!
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FISTFULLofSOUL
I confess, it was me..and your wife's as slut.
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GusPlease
This guy is the Dr. J of Internet Crazies.
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mobius
that is the best crazy I have ever seen
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Geoff Marr
I wonder what his wife thinks about this.
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Jefka
DEMOCRACY
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lemmyisgod
I've probably watched this 50 times over the past year and it just keeps getting funnier!
I second Pie Boy- he'd be a fine TV star!
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Keefu
A classic.
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mashedtater
My favorite video on POE EVER
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rev.dinosaur
But they don't KNOW what the QUEERS are doing to the SOIL.
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THA SUGAH RAIN
The punchline of the mystery is that this guy lives near a hospital, and the helicopter he keeps hearing is the medivac helicopter.
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sonichronique
The craziness is like a newly tapped keg from your favorite brewery. So fresh and yet so familiar.
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mystery_bouffe
I've been using this rambling speech as an audition monologue for about a year now, and every time I do, I get the part. Thanks, local crazy man from the city of Charlotte. Thanks for everything.
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Squeamish
See, if politics were more like this, I'd be more interested in politics.
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Nikon
Holy crapsticks, this is great!
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