Would it be wrong to conclude that an absence of rain is God's endorsement for Obama?
SPOILER: Yes, all these things would be wrong.
|wtf japan |
*snore* *sno-hnh wha? Oh yeah, sure. Let me just whip up a big ole miracle to rain out the ACCEPTANCE SPEECH of a presidential CANDIDATE in a 200 year old DEMOCRACY. ...*snore*
I just looked at the long range forecast and the pattern looks like it'll switch to decent ridging in the west at that time. Meaning if the forecast holds God is trying to make extra sure it doesn't Rain in Denver.
How long until he gets busted 'ministering' to troubled little boys in public restrooms?
Abraham Lincoln's second inauguration speech was during a driving rain.
And of course William Henry Harrison was killed by the crappy weather at his inauguration, which I'm assuming means God hates anti-intellectual bogus populism.
|Ranma X. |
Did the Editor have temporary Multiple Sclerosis at the beginning or something?
Also this guy sounds like he was heckled from an open mic night at a third rate comedy club. All he needs is to change "God" to "Airplane Food" and add "Am I right?" at the fucking end.
Hi! I'm Stuart Shepard and today, at the devil's behest, I'm hurling myself off the pinnacle of the holy city so that the angels can catch me.
Five spirit bulbs, for an automatic spirit insight.
Yes because if it rains at Obama's acceptance speech there will be no chance of him being elected. Great plan.
Why would I wish harm on other living beings? Why, cuz I"m pro-life of course!
GOD: Oooooh! I hate that Barak HUSSEIN Obama. But I just don't know what I can do to show my divine displeasure!
DOZENS OF STUART SHEPHERD FOLLOWERS: Dear God, please make it rain on Barak HUSSEIN Obama's acceptance speech in Denver.
GOD: What a GREAT IDEA! I wish I had thought of that! Thanks, deluded nutbags!
|C. Eloi Marx |
Would it be wrong to pray that all of the elected and appointed Republicans to be struck by lightning within a 24 hour period? I'm not asking for them to be killed, or even seriously injured, just enough to send them a message.
I'm just saying that I'm pro-life, I don't believe in the death penalty or preemptive war; and I don't think God does either.
Thanks God, in advance.
C. Eloi Marx
That's PREVENTIVE war. Preemptive is justifiable. Don't worry, our entire executive branch doesn't know the difference either.
Does it not occur to them that the Dems already have a rain location picked out? Do they expect Obama to melt upon contact with the rain like the Wicked Witch of the West?
.....I'd watch that.
Weather: The only thing people still believe is created at the whims of a higher being.
Incidentally, if you read his bio on the website, this man is a METEOROLOGIST.
Focus on the Family spends all this money to set up a political wing to protect their tax exempt status and this is the best they can coem up with?
Also, Stuart's group's name, "Focus on the Family Action," sounds like incest porn.
When it comes to wrathful Gods vindicating the desperate pleas of the faithful, something like the product of resulting destruction to the infidels and the improbability of an event is proper metric to employ. A damp nominee after a predicted 40% chance of showers is not exactly a recipe for shock and awe. Meteors that penetrate the atmosphere, on the other hand, are relatively rare and have the potential to be devastating.
|Caminante Nocturno |
God, give us a sign that you are as big a fan of pointless, self-serving public displays as we are.
"But I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, so that you may be sons of your Father who is in heaven. For he makes his sun rise on the evil and on the good, and sends rain on the just and the unjust." Matthew 5:43-45
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Fuck, it's been pulled.
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